Declaimed: I don't own Digimon or the Incredibles

A rogue digimon appears and destroys buildings. It makes the news. Taichi watches a soccer game when suddenly the news channel appears, stating how a digimon had appeared and is destroying everything in sight. Taichi get up and sprints to his and Yama's room, looking for Agumon.

Taichi: *frantically looking for Agumon* Yama!

Yamato: *preparing food for their evening picnic* what?

Taichi: Have you seen Agumon?

Yamato: what?

Taichi: Have You Seen Agumon?

Yamato: I uhh left him with Gabumon.

Taichi: where?

Yamato: WHY Do You Need To Know?

Taichi: I need him.

Yamato: Na-uh, Don't You Think of Running Off to Do some Heroic Sh*t. Let the others handle it. We've been planning this picnic for two months.

Taichi: The public is in danger.

Yamato: My evening is in danger.

Taichi: You tell me where Agumon is? Damnit Yama. We are talking about the greater good.

Yamato: Greater good. Greater Good. I am your husband. I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get.

Taichi: ...Well, he's not wrong *goes to Yamato to convince him the others need their help*

Omake

Taichi: *frantically looking for his goggles* Yama

Yamato: *preparing food for their evening picnic* what?

Taichi: Have you seen my goggles?

Yamato: what?

Taichi: Have You Seen My Goggles?

Yamato: I uhh left them in one of the drawers.

Taichi: where?

Yamato: WHY Do You Need To Know?

Taichi: I need them.

Yamato: Na-uh, Don't You Think of Running Off to meet with the other goggles heads. We've been planning this picnic for two months.

Taichi: They could be in danger.

Yamato: My evening is in danger.

Taichi: You tell me where My goggles are? Damnit Yama. We are talking about the greater good.

Yamato: Greater good. Greater Good. I am your boyfriend. I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get.