a/n my theme song would be called "i constantly thank god for memes"
Poot's Mom's POV:
poot is 15 now and ever since demi started her groundbreaking role on "barney and friends" shes been jealous as shitfuck (lolz but who isnt). but man its been 7 years since she got that role so ye she wont let it go. yesterday i heard her screeching to the tune of "piece of me" by britney spears. it sounded like an auto-tuned seal coming from the basement. there arent any seals near dallas lolz what.

Poot's POV
today my mom criticized my godly vocal skills. bitch im madonna. this tea is scalding just like her weave after i snatch it and burn it. lolz amirite?

a/n ok so thats it, each chapter is gonna be really short but ill be able to update more often the shorter they are so yeah