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Scared Garfieldless

Trick or Treater: Run! Run for your life!

Trick or Treater 2: Oh! Keep away!

Trick or Treater 3: Take it!

Trick or Treater 2: Keep away!

Trick or Treater 3: Take all of it!

Trick or Treater: The monster took my shoe!

(The three shadows is revealing Evan, David, and Alice)

Evan: Candy!

David: Yay. Treats.

Alice: I love treats.

(Garfield walks toward to the kids)

Garfield: Alice.

Alice: Hi, daddy!

Garfield: That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid. Evan, excellent work with your teeth. David, my man...

David: Daddy, daddy, daddy.

Garfield: You're gonna have to work on your timing. All in all, not bad for your first Halloween.

(Pomni walks towards her husband, and her kids)

Pomni: They're growing up so fast. And look who got her first clump of hair!

Garfield: Oh, did you see? Evan got him in the ankle.

Pomni: What about little David?

Garfield: Nothing yet.

Pomni: Oh, that's all right, sweetie. Mommy didn't get a scare this year either.

Garfield: Fear not, my love. The night is still young.

(They went back to their house, before they notice their door was open)

Garfield: Hold the phone. Who left the door open?

Pomni: You don't think... someone's inside?

Garfield: Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into a cat's house?

[Lights show up to reveal SpongeBob, Fish, Rocko, Heffer, Filbert, Jason, Dan, Chrisi, Norbert, Daggett, and Marmaduke trying to scare Garfield.]

Garfield: Oh wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.

Pomni: Happy Halloween, everyone.

SpongeBob: Oh, man.

Daggett: You said this was gonna scare 'em!

(Marmaduke kept trying to scare Garfield, but Garfield close a curtin)

Marmaduke: Hey! I worked hard on this costume!

SpongeBob: Admit it, Garfield. Weren't you even a little bit scared?

Pomni: SpongeBob, we don't get scared. We do the scaring.

Garfield: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.

SpongeBob: I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!

Squidward: Which would scare me.

Garfield: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?

SpongeBob: All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared!

N: Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

N: Stories to terrify you.

SpongeBob: Yeah!

N: And whoever shall last through the night shall be named the king of Halloween!

Garfield: I accept.

SpongeBob: We doubly accept.

Garfield: Does anyone else want to join our little contest?

Marmaduke, Norbert, Daggett, Heffer, Filbert: I'm in!

Rocko: Yeah, wonderful!

Jason, Dan, and Chrisi: Huzzah!

Pomni: Okay. I think I'm going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick or treaters.

Garfield: Will I see you later?

Pomni: The night is young.

(Pomni, Evan, David, and Alice then leaving)

Evan: Trick or treat.

N: Ahem. I shall begin. Once upon a midnight dreary...

(SpongeBob interrupts N)

SpongeBob: There was this crazy albino guy with a hook, and he lived in a mirror! And if you even look at him, you'd wake up in bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!

Garfield: Well... Hey, hold on. I didn't say we were doing this here.

SpongeBob: Uh... What?

Garfield: You named the terms. I named the place.

SpongeBob: Okay, fine. Where we gonna do this?

(Cuts to Garfield and his friends went to Castle Duloc)

Fish: Castle Duloc?

SpongeBob: Oh, ha ha. Very funny, Garfield.

Rocko: But this is where Lord Koopa lived!

Heffer: Yeah, and died.

Marmaduke: I heard it's haunted by his ghost!

Garfield: If you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in, I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way.

SpongeBob: Wait a minute! We can last in there just as long as you can.

Garfield: Fine. Come on then.

(Garfield open the gates, before he and his friends go inside)

SpongeBob: Hold up, Garfield. You can't just go barging in some creepy, spooky joint like you own the place.

Garfield: And why not? It's not like there's anyone here to stop us.

SpongeBob: I still don't know about this, man. You know... Whole creepy house-of-wax vibe going' on in here.

Garfield: Look, it's that little thingy you love so much, remember?

(Garfield pulls a lever, before the song was changing)

Wooden People: (SINGING) Welcome to Duloc It's a creepy town What was once pristine Now is all rundown We will chop off your head And then laugh when you're dead Duloc is a creepy place Come on in, what the heck Fall right down, break your...

Wooden guy: (SINGING) Face. (Face explode)

(Filbert faints)

Wooden People: (SINGING) Duloc is Duloc is Duloc is A creepy place!

Garfield: Ooh! Let's do that again.

SpongeBob: No!

(The scene cuts to Garfield set a campfire, before he sits down)

Garfield: Well, then... This ought to be fun.

SpongeBob: Fun. Yeah, right.

N: I find myself agreeing with Garfield. This looks to be a very entertaining evening.

SpongeBob: You know what, I just figured out what your costume is. You came as a kiss-up!

Garfield: All right, all right. Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.

Marmaduke: Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!

Squidward: This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the Vet agian, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.

Marmaduke: Actually... If you look at it from my perspective...

Norbert: Hey, guess what, Marmaduke, no one cares!

Daggett: Yeah, we got a perfect one!

Norbert: Get ready to send these jokers home, Garfield, 'cause we got a doozy.

Daggett: And it's all true!

Norbert: In the morning, me and Daggett are in the bathroom...

(Watch the episode here, and stop at the end credits)

Norbert: And, they blew up our home.

(Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert ran all the way home while screaming)

Heffer: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward: They're gonna do that all the way home. I... I gotta go. There's my uber.

Fish: I'm coming with you too, because this place gives me the creeps.

Garfield: Wait a minute. If those raccoons blow up your house, how did you two survive from the explosion?

Norbert and Daggett: 😳

N: Did you not say this was a true story?

Norbert and Daggett: Um...

SpongeBob: Ah-ha! Busted!

Garfield: You both made it up, didn't ya?

Norbert and Daggett: We... hey, look! Lord Koopa's ghost! Aah!

(Norbert and Daggett ran all the way home)

Daggett: Spotty heads!

Garfield: And then there were three. Who else wants to step up?

N: I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell.

(But, SpongeBob interrupt N's story)

SpongeBob: It was a dark and stormy night!

(Cuts to SpongeBob and N in a forest, while raining)

N: Hey... what the...

SpongeBob: And we needed to find us some shelter!

N the Motel

N: This is my turn to tell a story.

SpongeBob: Hey, hey, shush!

(The door was open, to reveal a kindly innkeeper)

SpongeBob: The kindly innkeeper was warm and friendly. She made me feel all bubbly inside. My cats best friend buddy here would love to freshen up. And I would love some waffles for breakfast!

N: But what about me?

SpongeBob: Oh, man. Of course you will have some tomorrow... (To the viewers) The noble sponge reassured his clearly inferior sidekick.

N: I'm getting a little tired of this...

(Cuts to N in a shower)

SpongeBob: But before N could finish his thought, he decided to take a well-deserved shower.

N: Wh... wh... wha... wha... Well, as long as I am here.

SpongeBob: But right then, danger came from behind.

(SpongeBob sings a psycho song, while the kindly innkeeper holds the knife to stab N.)

N:

 (Then the oil sinks down the drain)

SpongeBob: Da-dum, da-dum Da-dum, da-dum And N was never seen again. Ha ha. The End.

N: No! That's not how the story goes. I was well aware of the approaching danger and went for my steel.

(N grabs his sword to get ready to attack the kindly innkeeper, but SpongeBob breaks the door to save N)

SpongeBob: Don't worry, buddy. I'm here to save you!

N: Ohh. You're killing me.

(SpongeBob and N looks at the kindly innkeeper, but it was Kurt Bozwell in disguise, and his cover was gone)

SpongeBob: It was Kurt Bozwell! He was packing heat, and he wanted revenge!

Kurt Bozwell: I want revenge!

SpongeBob: He said. But before anyone could do anything... Ba-bam!

(Kurt Bozwell blast N with Louisa's wand)

SpongeBob: It was awful and it was terrible, and it was really, really scary.

N: What? No! Go back!

(Rewind the story, instead of N turn into dust, he use the sword to protect the zap)

N: Although Kurt was fast, I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety.

SpongeBob: Which is exactly what he wanted you to do.

(N looks down the x mark, and realize it was a trap)

SpongeBob: Kurt laughed, just like a crazed maniac.

(Kurt Bozwell laughed, before he pulled a lever to trap N, then N was falling down to Kurt's wooden mouth. But N went in front of a screen.)

N: No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry, but I would never let that happen to me. Instead, I... I... I woke up. Yeah. That's right! It was all a dream.

(N wakes up and feeling calm that it was just a dream. But SpongeBob open the door, was upside down,)

SpongeBob: You mean a nightmare. You know you're on the ceiling, right?

(N was upside down all the time along with a bed, before the bed falls down then crushed N)

N: I will get you for this.

(Cuts to the lights turn off with SpongeBob's eyes showing along with N's eyes showing)

SpongeBob: Oh! And then the lights went out. It was horrible and sad how N pleaded for mercy!

N: Mercy? Please!

SpongeBob: Said N with his last dying breath.

(The lights went on, and showing only SpongeBob was in the shower)

N: But when the lights came back on, it was SpongeBob who was taking a shower!

SpongeBob: Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?

N: And right behind you, there was danger!

SpongeBob: Oh, man.

(SpongeBob opens a curtain to reveal a giant waffle, causing SpongeBob scream)

N: You were paralyzed! It was a sponge-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.

Giant Waffle: I want revenge!

(SpongeBob runs away, but running on a melting butter)

N: SpongeBob ran. But how far can you run when you are on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu? And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere! And about to be eaten alive!

SpongeBob: No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes!

(Giant Waffle picks up a plate, before he swallow SpongeBob)

N: And SpongeBob was never seen again.

(N laughs, before SpongeBob got out of Giant Waffle's mouth)

SpongeBob: But what N didn't know is that right behind him was the one thing he feared more than anything else.

N: No. You wouldn't.

SpongeBob: I would.

N: You didn't!

SpongeBob: I did!

N: No! Anything but that!

Marmaduke: Hey, N!

N: Yeah?

(Marmaduke shows N a scary video)

https://youtu.be/KH-06sLV0js

(skip to 1:45 and stop at 1:53)

(N then screams in terror before he runs through the door by breaking it)

SpongeBob: The End.

(SpongeBob gives Marmaduke a steak, before Marmaduke eat it)

Garfield: I'm pretty sure that's cheating.

SpongeBob: Ha. It worked, didn't it?

Garfield: Who's next in our little contest? Oh, has anyone seen the eggs?

(Cuts to the forest, before inside Jason, Dan, and Chrisi are still hoping)

Jason: Are we there yet?

(Cuts back to Duloc)

Garfield: Okay. I think it's time for a story that's actually scary.

SpongeBob: Yeah, whatever.

(Garfield shushes SpongeBob)

Garfield: You had your chance. Now, then... Something beyond comprehension was happening to the great dane...

The Garfield-exorcist

(Cuts to Garfield standing while looking at the window, before the dresser falls down)

Garfield: On this street... in this house. A cat had come as a last resort. Because... no one else would go near the place.

(Garfield knocks the door, before Phil Winslow opens the door, then he exclaims to see Garfield)

Garfield: I hear you've been expecting me.

Phil Winslow: You are the...

Garfield: That's right. I am... the dog sitter.

Phil Winslow: Yes, sir, yes, thank goodness you've come.

(Phil Winslow let Garfield in)

Phil Winslow: My dog. I don't know what's gotten into him. I've never seen anything like it.

Garfield: Trust me, buddy. I've got three little kids at home. This will be a piece of cake.

(Then they heard Marmaduke's voice)

Marmaduke: Phil! Yabba-gabba-gabba-gabba! PHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garfield: O... kay then.

Phil Winslow: Look, I'm telling you, I tried every trick in the book. You see?

(Phil Winslow shows Garfield Once Upon a Time-Out book)

Garfield: "Once Upon a Time-Out"? Oh, come on, now. You're gonna listen to a goose?

Phil Winslow: Please, you... you don't understand. It's like he's a two different people.

Garfield: What your dog needs is discipline, not a bunch of psychological mumble-jumble. You just gotta walk in there, look him in the eye, and show him who's...

(Garfield opens a door, before he saw Marmaduke acting crazy)

Garfield: Please tell me he's the only great dane.

Marmaduke: Bobba gone fishpeas. Ba, ba, boo.

Garfield: Um... Hello.

(Marmaduke twist his head)

Garfield: Well, here's your problem. His head's not screwed on right.

(Garfield stops Marmaduke twisting his head)

Marmaduke: When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff.

Garfield: Well, I wish for a nice, quiet evening where you go to sleep and I raid the icebox.

Marmaduke: Okay.

(Marmaduke kicks Garfield multiple time, before he goes to sleep)

Garfield: See? That was easy. It's like I always say. When it comes to good parenting, you have to be fair but firm. You just show him that you mean business, and he's out of bed again, isn't he?

(Garfield saw Marmaduke floating up)

Garfield: You never have this problem with dogs.

(Garfield puts Marmaduke back in bed)

Garfield: All right. What's this all about?

Marmaduke: Voices.

Garfield: Voices?

Marmaduke: Uh-huh! In here! Telling me what to do!

Garfield: You have voices inside your head.

Marmaduke: Sometimes.

Garfield: And what kind of things do they tell you to do?

(Marmaduke vomits on Garfield, before Marmaduke runs around crazy)

Marmaduke: The early bird catches the worm!

Garfield: What's gotten into this dog?

Phil Winslow: Maybe you sing him a little song.

Garfield: Do I look like the kind of guy that knows a lullaby?

Marmaduke: Sing!

(Garfield cradle Marmaduke)

Garfield: (Singing) Lullaby and goodnight Close your big, creepy eyes If you sleep, away I'll creep And get out of here alive

(Marmaduke went to sleep)

Garfield: Oh... You know, once you get past all the splinters and rope burns, he's actually kinda cute.

(Garfield notice Marmaduke was not here)

Garfield: Now where did he go?

(Phil Winslow points Marmaduke up the ceiling)

Marmaduke: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Garfield: Now, there's something you don't see every day.

(Marmaduke then attacking Garfield)

Garfield: Get him off! Get him off!

(Marmaduke then accidently kicks Garfield's groin, causing him to groan in pain. Then Garfield gets angry at Marmaduke, before Marmaduke laughs nervously)

Garfield: Come back here, you!

Marmaduke: I regret nothing!

(Marmaduke jump out the window)

Marmaduke:

https://youtu.be/Au-u9RWe0Jo

(Skip to 1:14 and stop at 1:23)

(Marmaduke hits his head three time, before the cricket got out of Marmaduke's ear)

Marmaduke: Eew! I'm too young to have fleas!

Cricket: I'm no flea, Marmaduke. I'm a cricket.

Marmaduke: You were the voice in my head this whole time?

Cricket: That's right. I'm the one who was putting all those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as you let me, I'll always be in...

(Marmaduke squash the cricket, before the thunder claps cuts to Duloc after the story ends)

Garfield: The End.

Marmaduke: That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ask anyone!

Garfield: Okay, then. Why don't we start by asking... your conscience!

(Garfield shows Marmaduke a cricket, causing Marmaduke screams in terror before he runs through the door by breaking it)

SpongeBob: Uh, now who's cheating?

(Garfield throws a cricket away)

Garfield: Well, SpongeBob, looks like it's just you and me.

SpongeBob: Go ahead. There ain't nothing you can say that can scare me.

Garfield: Yeah, well, I suppose there's nothing left to do but sit here in the dark and wait for the ghost.

SpongeBob: Ghost? What ghost?

Garfield: Koopa's ghost, of course. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, I believe you had a hand in his untimely demise.

SpongeBob: Hey, man, that was an accident. And besides, all that ghost stuff is just an urban legend. You know that!

Garfield: Is it?

(The wind blows)

SpongeBob: Okay, okay. That's... that's just the wind.

???: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: And apparently, it knows my name!

(All the chairs and tables moves)

SpongeBob: That's very funny, Garfield, but I know it's you doing this.

Garfield: Hey, I... I'm standing right here with you, SpongeBob.

(All the boxes moved before Koopa stone face turns happy to anger)

SpongeBob: No way! This place is not haunted by a ghost! And when the sun comes up, SpongeBob will be the new king of... it's right behind me, isn't it?

(SpongeBob saw the creepy knight)

SpongeBob: Aah!

???: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Oh, my goodness!

(SpongeBob screams in terror before he runs through the door by breaking it. Garfield laughs at this)

Garfield: Well, that's what I'd call a knight to remember. What do you say we scare ourselves up some dinner?

(Pomni walks into the light)

Pomni: I'd say... Grab the kids, and let's get going.

(Pomni let the rope go, before Garfield takes off the knight disguise to reveal the kids)

Garfield: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.

Pomni: He was so scared. You probably won't see him for a month.

Garfield: So what else have you got in your bag of tricks?

Pomni: Hmm. I've got seven eggs.

Garfield: Perfect.

(Cuts to the dwarfs going out trick or treating)

Garfield: I love this holiday.

(Garfield and Pomni throws the eggs at the dwarfs)

Dwarf 1: Hey!

Dwarf 2: I am not happy!

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