So, this shenanigans i'll be uploading is an actual RP that i and have done. just like all the one i'll upload. :) enjoy   also the characters that arent me or ruby are our oc'.

BTW the words cyard and scadin are ship names. cyard is ruby's oc's cymar and ruby and scadin is my oc's scotch and kadin.

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rubyshard:((Going to lunch after a long day and seeing that graffiti for the first time XD))

me:((XD the pure hatred that scotch would feel for jordyn XD and then your just their like. "i did that, that was me!" XD))

ruby:((Yasssss XD))

me:((and then payton appears bein like " i helped! otp otp otp is CANNON!!!!!!))

ruby:((And the recruits are sitting there like "....what even XD))

me:((scotch is just yelling kadin and cymar are probably trying not to laugh or are laughing XD))

rubyshard:((Cymar is like "no one has bothered to explain what shipping is....."

Kadin goes and crosses everything out with green paint and writes in big letters "IT IS CANNON"))

me:((cyamr: what the hell are you all talking about!))

((me:SHHHHHEHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh))

rubyshard:((Cymar: please explain to me I beg of you....;-;

Payton: first let me give an example of a ship name. Cyar-

ruby: *tackles* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU))

me: its called cyard. thats what payton ment to say.))

rubyshard:: *tackles me instead*

me:nuuuuuuuuuuu 

payton: help *choking noise* she's choking me!

payton: *passed out from lack of air*

me:welp.....

Cymar: what's Cyard?

Kadin: no questions just ship it.

Cymar: okay...I ship Cyard.

rubyshard: WHY KADIN DX!

me: thank you, you've done the right thing cymar.payton has been revived; other otp!

rubyshard: *summons deep hole and climbs in*I give up.....

Payton: Both OTPs have surrendered! Time for a double wedding! >:)

me: YAS!

scotch: *dying laughing*

scotch: stops laughing. wait WHAT! DOUBLE WEDDING!

Payton: yes double wedding. ATTACK!payton: *puts shard and scotch into wedding dresses and cymar and kadin into tux's.*

scotch:WHY!!!!!!!!!!

KADIN: it's gonna happen eventually...

ruby:: .....this is why I should never break the forth wall and enter stories. *Uses author magic to change and run. *Scotch follows*Meanwhile both boys are still tied up.

me: yea sorry payton, but there's not gonna be any weddings until the book......

Payton: ugh....please change the current time to the future and age everyone. Five years forward so Cyard can happen as well....I'm gonna call in fangirls from the future......THIS. WILL. HAPPEN.

me: fine. but that means scotch and kadin are already married and have a newborn baby girl named mel. *snaps fingers making it five years later in telaeris were what i said is true.*

Payton: a little back. You can age Cyard separately so they are 16-18. Choose.me: fine fine. (does as payton says)

Payton: good. Now there can be a double wedding. We just have the get the unwilling brides and explain to the confused groom. Kadin isn't a problem.*fangirls arrive*jordyn and emma levitate shard, scotch and cymar to their respected places and snap their fingers to make the wedding dresses appear and the tux in cymars case. kadin just walks to where he is to stand.

me: who should be bridesmaids, flower girls, and best men? emma and jordyn will be the priests.rubyshard: *cheats and uses author magic*Why am I helping again?me:i dont know XD

rubyshard: crap crap crap crap crap!!

me: *holds you back with even stronger author magic* we're in telairis ruby....rubyshard: it's 

Shard......wait who actually has the stronger author magic or magic in general?

me: i have no idea. but since when i aged everyone around i set the world back to telairis i'm technically stronger in my worlds.

rubyshard: hmm....I wonder...*attempts to change everything back*

me: *blocks your attempts from working.*

rubyshard: seeing as I'm still not a full author since I actually haven't written a book and published it I suppose my magic isn't at full power.... Crap.

me: theirs that as well. now, get to the podium or you will become Mel's babysitter/godmother. oops, i mean walk the aisle with scotch...... oops

rubyshard: marriage or godmother.... I choose godmother.

Payton: nu.OPT SHALL BE CANNON! I WANT THIS DOUBLE WEDDING TO HAPPEN!*fangirl authors tackle both of us* 

me:*hold payton back* I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE DOJO FROM CAMP EARLY!payton: *backs off* but i like the camp....

me: good girl.

*fangirls overwhelm us with combined powers* 

me: *freezes them all with an advanced ice magix spell.* you will all leave now. or i can send you all to the merin empire in the forms of hybrids........

Fangirls: unfreezes self with magic.Leader fg: sweetheart you don't understand. Even if this is your world we can still overpower both of you. We have 100 wattpad authors, 243 hybrids, 3533565 anime fans, *starts rambling*

me: fine, you asked for it.*snaps fingers changing the fangirls into hybrids. then teleports them to the basement of the merin empire castle then turns to payton* your getting off easy. *glares and sends her back to the elementi dojo.

rubyshard: what now?Scotch: yay!Kadin:...... ;-;Cymar: well...me: now you sign the contract or i bring the fangirls back.dont worry kadin it'll happen eventually.*holds out contact and feather pen*rubyshard: I has majestic idea!*Turns around*rubyshard: muhahahaha!*does hand movements*me:*glares* ruby.........rubyshard: *creates a a dude your age*Brown hair with purple streaks. Soft turquoise eyes and a easy smile. Normal black checked jacket with a turquoise t-shirt. Jeans and sneaker. Purple and turquoise headphones.Rowan: *kisses Sasha's hand* Nice to meet you ma'am.rubyshard: you're going down with me Roasha.me: you do realised i honestly don't care, right? you're still gonna sign the contract.*shoves in your face.Rowan: *kisses on lips*rubyshard: hmm....is this going to fast? *breathes Cymorium flames and burns le contact*Me: f*ck you. *shoves Rowan away.* grossrubyshard: Rowan will love you no matter what. I really do feel like drawing this.OCs : what even.rubyshard: fish children fish.Me: sorry Rowan *teleports him away to other side of telairis*

me: please dont.

rubyshard:: man...... PLAN B!*escapes to the void*

me: youre still gonna be mel's godmother.

rubyshard:*is gone*

me:whatever.

rubyshard: can we do something else now DXThis is no longer fun.me:yup. just as longe as theirs no more rowan.

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so, that happened. i want to hate RubyShard but she's my online bff so i dont know what to think........ btw this is to be continued.