Escape from the insane aslym

So, the first shenanigans i'll be uploading. this is an actual RP that i and RubyShard have done. just like all the one i'll upload. :) enjoy

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ruby:2+2=fish. What's 2+3?

Me:potato

ruby:What's an elephant divided by a pie?

me: ianita

ruby:No it's Skittles silly :3

me:dang.... but ianita loves pie

ruby:Fish is pie. Pie is cupcake.*skips to the mental hospital*

me:*follows you to the mental hospital.* isnt it an insane asylum?

ruby: hi receptionist/nurse lady I'm here for my mental check up.

nurse: And she is.......*glances at me*

me: *crosses eyes purposefully* I'm with her :) mental checkup er whatevaReceptionist: girls?me: yes..........Receptionist: wear your jackets and sit down now okay?*big man hands us both straightjackets*me: okay. *put it on.* its kinda small**runs away past the men into the hospital*ruby: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!me: aw come on ruby its not that tight. *slips the jacket off casually and runs after you*receptionist and men: ....what.ruby: WE ARE CRAZY DO NOT QUESTION IT!*goes crossed eyed*me: *continues to sprint down the hallway with you.* so, what was gonna be so bad about the straight jackets? we both have author/creator powers? what was actually gonna affectus? i was hoping we would be able to just annoy the hell out of some guards?

ruby: We are! *summons a pie and throw it at the guard behind us*I just figured since we'll just annoy them once we get caught so we might as well do this.*yells* TWO PLUS TWO IS FISH!*wipes fake sweat*Pretending to be crazy is hard.

me: *laughs* definitely. *turns into chaos demon scotch and drops a bucket of water over the guards heads.* i don't know if you knew or not ruby but i like to impersonate scotch a lot. especially her chaos demon form for an extremely old story i never wrote.

ruby: cool

Guards: WTF!

me: thank you :) this form is one of 9 or so power gem guardians. gg guards and good luck catching us. *turns to you* wanna go somewhere else in the building to annoy people?ruby: yup.POTATO POWER.Remember to act crazy okay?me: right i nearly forgot. *makes eyes turn to black and red slits* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE MR.DG'S

ruby: *turns into a lama*Dkdugfvhsiisjhdg

me: *tips newly appeared fedora and moonwalks midair down the hallway to annoy someone else*

ruby : *turns human**wear a suit, tie, fedora, and cane**does fancy walk*

me: so who to annoy now?

ruby:: Call in our OCs?

me: okay :3me:*summons 2 15 year old males and a 13 year old female.*ruby, meet some new characters i'm working on. (i haven't planned their looks yet so just imagine something random) this is charle th elementi of water, joclyn the elementi of earth, and royce the elementi of wind.

ruby:: *walks upside down on the ceiling wearing my fancy outfit*

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then we started talking about a ship my brother made up. if you like this then you might want to get a mental checkup like we did here. or you can vote on this and add to library. so yea, byeeeeeeeee

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