Scamp Draken

Season one Episode seven: Haircuts of death

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Johnny test instrumental theme for season one played during the song that would later become the intro theme; Scamp Draken as a male singer began to sing it.

A countdown began when the song started. "Drake Drake Drake. (Countdown ends) Scamp Draken. (Go go go!) He's (Scamp appears on the screen) action packed and (Scamp puts a jetpack on) turbo charged ready to blast. (Danny slides up to Scamp, who catches him) Best friend's a Dalmatian and they love to live fast (Scamp flies off while holding Danny). His (Annette is seen experimenting on something) sister Annette has him for (Scamp dashes in and takes a microchip off of Annette) crazy experiments. Check out a (Scamp eats the microchip) day in the life of Scamp Draken (Scamp gets a superhero costume and launches fire from his paw). (Go go go!)"

Scamp was seen skating through the town as the song continued. "His town's full of people who (Scamp pulls up a mega buster) faced life changing stuff. (Scamp shoots a crazy communist) Which is a lot worse than it seems with this bluff. (Scamp skates past Angel) His crush is an orphaned (Scamp skates back up to Angel and tries to look cool) Pomeranian. Check out (Lucy skates by and dumps a soda on Scamp's head) a day in the (Scamp skates after Lucy as Angel giggles) life of Scamp Draken."

The song continued with Scamp's upcoming enemy's being shown, starting with the mole king. "Mole kings, (A crazy barber is shown) barbers, (Two secret agents are seen putting special collars on Scamp's family's necks) secret agent friends. (A crazy clown is shown juggling chainsaws at a carnival) Psycho clowns, (A veteran is shown in the middle of a hardware store with a machete) veterans, (A German Shepherd motocross driver is seen with a doll of a female about two years younger than Scamp, pushing Scamp down and making him worry) motocross trends. (A crazy scientist is shown) Scientists, (A supermarket manager is shown) supermarkets, (A psycho chef is shown) head chopping chefs."

The song was about to wrap up with this final verse, with it starting off with Scamp playing video games. "Just another day in the life of a dude; (Scamp is seen crashing a party with a boombox) who likes to party hard and skate while nude; (Scamp is seen skating through town) then again he's a terrier pup; (Scamp jumps onto a fence) but even then he has the world cup; (Danny is seen running from a psycho barber as Scamp lends him his paw) for dealing with all of these crazies; (Scamp and Danny smile to each other with Danny grabbing Scamp's paw) who Buster started because he's a baby; (Scamp and Danny are seen singing at a concert) he's Scamp Dra-ken!"

Danny smashed his guitar as Scamp dropped his microphone, giving a peace sign to the audience. "Whoo!" Angel rolled her eyes while smiling as she hit the lights and the title of the show was shown.

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Scamp was seen watching Tv with Danny as he took a sip out of his soda. As he set his soda down on a table, he seemed bored as he sighed. "You got any ideas of what we should do today?"

"Nope." Danny replied as he continued looking at the Tv. "Guess this is one of those days where we can't do anything."

"At least anything we want to do." Scamp added in with snark, when he then saw something on the news that interested him. "Even the news is having more fun than us."

Jonathan was seen on the news channel as he gave out the story he told. "Good afternoon everyone; Jonathan Kimble here with your news story. This just in, a barber shop has been losing ratings for unknown reasons. Some people say that the barber could be a psychopath, as whenever he's along with someone in a room, he starts acting strange." Scamp seemed intrigued by this as he got closer to the Tv. "No one knows for sure if this is true or not, but if it is, then you can sure bet on it that justive will be served. This is Jonathan Kimble, (Points to the camera) signing off."

The news shut off as Scamp grabbed the Tv remote from his dad. "Dad, I literally just found something interesting."

Scamp turned the Tv back on and started surfing through the channels as Tramp spoke. "And I literally told you to clean your room at least two hours ago. Why is it still dirty?"

"Yeah, that's great dad." Scamp stated, clearly ignoring his father as he then took the remote back; getting his son's attention. "It was slime people that don't leave slime wherever they go."

"Riiiiight." Tramp replied with a smug smile and then remembered something when he looked at his watch. "Did they also tell you NOT to get in the car for your haircut?"

Scamp realized where his dad was going with this and gave him a blunt look. "Two hours ago, yes."

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Scamp was seen in the backseat while complaining about the whole haircut thing. "Why do I have to get a stupid haircut anyway? I'm a dog; this is my natural growing fur. Heck, if anything your brains need a haircut."

"That's called a brain transplant Scamp." Annette corrected, with Scamp rolling his eyes in annoyance. "Though, you do have a point."

Tramp put the car on auto-drive as he then looked back at Scamp. "And remember Scamp. Don't attack the barber, don't fart constantly, and don't break anything."

"Yeah, sure, whatever." Scamp looked out the window and thought about the news story. "Besides; what if we encounter that psycho barber dude that the news talked about? As lame as the news is, the mole people happened. Even though I don't know where Mole King is."

The car stopped in front of what else? The exact barber shop in the news. Yeah, pretty much everyone saw it coming. As Scamp got out, he sighed as he then walked up to it. "And the exact one on the report. Brilliant."

Angel giggled a bit as she walked with Scamp. "First time I heard you use a fancy word."

"It's a work in progress." Scamp replied as he then whiffed his hair. "Let's just hope this thing doesn't go south."

Scamp walked with his father as they then walked up to the counter, with everyone else waiting outside as he and Tramp walked up to the counter, with the attendant speaking up. "Ah, hello. How may I help you?"

"Yeah, my dad need a brain transplant; you have a mini-hospital?" Tramp flicked Scamp's head and Scamp growled softly, yet rudely at him.

"My son's here to get his hair cut." Tramp explained. "How that works for dogs is beyond me." The attendant nodded as Tramp then whispered to Scamp. "Be good and I'll get you a new video game."

"It better be a good one." Scamp added in as he then walked off with the attendant. "Get this straight; I'm only here because all parents are cocky and think they know everything."

"Gotya." The attendant replied. "We should warn you though, the barber's has been acting rather strange lately. His behavior has been almost psychotic with some of our clients."

Scamp gave off a blunt look as he spoke. "That's what I was worried about." Scamp walked into the room and sat down in a chair, hoping for this to be over quick. As the barber walked up to him with a suspicious look, Scamp looked at him with a blunt look. "Alright buddy, make it quick and snappy so I can go home."

The barber chuckled as he then spun Scamp over to the mirror, getting ready to do something more than cut his hair. "Oh, I'll do more than make it quick and snappy." Scamp noticed the barber holding his scissors in an odd way, jumping out of the chair as soon as the barber tried to strike him. "I need a puppy for my collection." The barber walked up to Scamp, who backed up until he touched the wall. "You can't run kid."

"No, but I can never come back." Scamp stated as he then walked out of the room, but not before giving a smug smile back at the barber. "But first, I have a little present for ya."

Angel was seen working on something with Annette outside with Annette using her device. "So remind me again what you do in the show?"

"Yeah, I haven't done much yet." Angel admitted. "Believe me though; I wanna stop whatever plan Buster has just as much as anyone else."

Scamp and Tramp exited with Tramp commenting on Scamp's deed to the barber. "And why did you pee on-"

"Trust me dad; if I tell you then you'll get involved." Scamp replied as he then hopped into the car. "Let's just go home before he tries anything again." Tramp rolled his eyes as he walked up to the drivers seat.

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Scamp was seen lying down on the couch while playing with his paddleball. As Angel walked up to Scamp, she noticed his conflicted look and sat next to him. "You doin okay Scamp?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Scamp replied as he continued doing his thing. "Just thinking about something."

"About what?" Angel asked, with Scamp setting down his paddleball and looking at her.

"You really wanna know?" Angel nodded her head yes and Scamp then explained. "At that lame haircut place earlier today, the barber acted really weird. He actually tried to kill me. And yeah, Buster did too, but I knew he'd try that. I think he's another one of those crazies."

Angel thought for a moment and found it sick what Buster did. "I sure hope it isn't. Who knows what could come if what Buster said was for real." Angel leaned back and put her arms behind her head. "Sure wish I could help out."

Scamp thought for a moment and got an idea of what Angel could do. "Maybe you can. There are loads of things we could do to catch the crazies; even if it's not fighting."

Angel figured that she could use another way to assist Scamp and the others, getting an idea of how she can get them up close. "I think I know a way. And I plan to have it be that, and joining when there's a battle."

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Angel was seen working on a mini-camera in the living room as she finished up the basics. "That should do it." Angel walked upstairs and headed over to Annette's room, walking in as Annette was seen working on something. As she walked over to her, she saw that she seemed to be working on some kind of turbo jetpack. "What's that?"

"Turbo jetpack." Annette responded. "It's mainly meant to do turbo action speed, but there are other things I'm adding to it so it has more variety." Annette gave off a smile. "I feel this'll be some of my best work yet."

"Think you can make this some of your best?" Angel showed Annette the camera, giving it to her as she inspected it. "After thinking about your question at the barber shot, I decided to try and help you guys in my own way."

"I see." Annette set the camera down and started working on it. "Do tell; how did you manage to get the basics down?"

"One of my past owners made electronics for a living, so I got some information from him." Angel explained, looking back on all of the times she was abandoned. "Maybe that abandonement wasn't the worst out of all of them."

Annette started the finishing works on the camera and then noticed a part of her's. "Where did you get this?"

"Oh, it was one of the parts I got from the junkyard before I left." Angel explained, reassuring something right after. "Not knowing it was yours of course." Annette nodded in understanding and continued to get the camera ready.

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Scamp was seen at his school as he opened up his locker while talking to Danny. "It was really odd dude. I didn't expect him to flatout try to kill me. Well I did, but not with his scissors. How would he hide it?"

"Yeah, that seems pretty off." Danny admitted as he pulled out a textbook. "You think it has anything to do with that news report we saw yesterday?"

"Dude, of course it does." Scamp stated with confidence in his theory, leaning against the lockers. "There has to be some sort of way to catch him and reveal his name. We did it with Mole king; why not with him?" Scamp saw Angel walking up to him and spoke as she came to him. "Oh, hey Angel."

"Hey Scamp." Angel handed Scamp the camera she had modified. "I had Annette modify this so now you can get a clean look on that barber. Get some footage on him and we'll look at it in her lab."

"You got it." Scooter put the camera in his backpack pocket as he walked off with Danny and Angel after closing his locker. "So. You know how that stupid dance thing is coming up?"

"Yeah. What about it?" Angel asked, with Scamp trying to find the right words to say.

"Well...I was wondering if..."

Just then, the bell rang and Angel whiffed her hair. "Hold that thought. I'll see you in class." Angel ran off with Scamp sighing of defeat, with Danny comforting him with a back pat.

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Scooter was seen outside the barber shop as he snuck over to the back. As he then looked through the window after jumping onto the dumpster, he gave a call to Angel on his transciever. "It looks pretty good for now, but I know he's secretly waiting for someone to cut open. I'll look around inside as soon as I get a clear opening."

"Sounds good to me. I know you can do this." The call ended and Scooter looked through the window again to see the barber heading out, giving him the opportunity to climb in. As he did so, he made sure not to break anything as he hopped down and walked around, using the camera Angel gave him to get some info. The room still creeped him out, filling him with memories of yesterday. He walked into a secret room so he could shiver, looking around and seeing what looked like blood. When he followed the trail, he got a slight chill up his spine.

Scamp reached the end of the blood trail, which led him to a coffin; which he opened and saw a bunch of spikes. What really got him though was the dead body inside. The body's blood was all over the floor, making Scamp worry about what Buster said; hoping he didn't intend on anyone doing this. He then saw that the spikes were all pairs of scissors that were forced into the coffin. This intrigued him, as he never saw anything like this before, but figured it'd be fitting for a psychotic barber.

Scamp used the camera and took a picture of the evidence, seeming creeped out by it. He then wondered how this was any more useful than the camera he used before. Just then, a sword hit the camera and pinned it against the wall; with Scamp looking and seeing the barber. "This isn't a room for you young one." Scamp ran over to the camera and pulled it out of the wall, seeing it regenerate and being amazed by it. Now he knew what Angel meant by having Annette modify it. His sister could make any modification.

The barber pinned Scamp against the wall with his foot and put his scissors up to his neck. Scamp then chuckled a bit as he began to talk his way out of the scenario. "Now I know what you're thinking. Should I slit his throat. And the answer may surprise you." Scamp then let out a burp of fear right into the barber's face, stunning him for a bit and he then ran off. Jumping up to a table and jumping through the window, he shouted to the barber. "The answer is no!" Scamp ran off to share his information with the others.

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Scamp and the others were seen looking at the photo, seeming intrigued by what it meant. As Annette picked up the photograph, she started to see a darker side to this whole crazy thing. "Looks like Buster wasn't holding back when he brought those crazies here. Why would he do this though?"

"Probably from something insane that went on." Angel concluded. "I don't know if it justifies everything he could've done, but it could be a reason."

"Better than no reason at all." Scamp added, with him then looking at the camera. "Why couldn't we do this with MY camera?"

"When I was making it, I used a specific part that gave it the chance to survive a blow like a sword or something." Angel explained. "I can only program it when I'm just making the camera at the start, so I can't do it with yours."

"Ah."

Danny seemed creeped out by the photo as he questioned the usage of scissors for a weapon. "I know he's a barber, but why just scissors? He could also have used a razor or something like that."

"Perhaps he wants to stand clean." Annette suggested. "All we know is that we have to learn more about him and put a stop to him."

"Already on it. I'll do this as soon as I can." Scamp declared, ready to do what he had to do.

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Scamp was seen walking inside with Tramp as he whispered his plan to him. "Alright dad. Make sure not to say anything about the evil barber. I'll get the information I need and then I'll find a way to stop him."

"Alright Scamp. Let's stop the 'evil barber' together." Tramp said with playful smug as he then turned to the attendant. "We're back for the re-scheduele."

The attendant nodded and walked off with Scamp, who seemed prepared to go in. "So I saw something interesting in there the other day. Coffin with a dead dude inside; stabbed by scissors."

"That's pretty creepy." The attendant admitted. "Well I can assure you that there's nothing to fear. At least I hope."

Scamp walked into the room and sat down in the chair, waiting for the barber to come in. He looked back at the room and walked over to it, hoping to find something else. As he peeked inside, he saw the barber looking at a picture of himself. 'What could he be up to?'

The picture the barber was looking at was shown to be a picture of his dog, with him stroking the picture with affection. "My only companion. My only trust. Killed my society." Scamp began to understand what the barber was doing, hoping he could help him. "My young Retriever Dex. If only I could have you in my arms again. If only the military didn't end your life." The barber sighed as he then put his photo away, with Scamp backing up. The barber then came out and saw Scamp backing up, figuring that he must've seen what happened. "Ah; you're back."

"That's right dude. And I saw what happened in there." Scamp showed the barber his camera, surprising him. "Tell me this though. Why is your dog dying the cause of you killing me?"

The barber sighed as he then began to tell Scamp his backstory, with flashbacks being shown. "You see young Terrier, I wasn't very fond of my life back then. My parents were always gone, and my dad worked for the military, with my mom always being busy. I'd always been lying under a tree while I daydreamed." A Retriever then walked over to the barber and licked him. "That is...unless Dex came to play with me." The barber ran off with Dex and ran with him. "We did everything we wanted together."

The flashback changed to what looked like the barber's father coming home. "One day when my father came home, he walked outside and saw me with Dex." Dex's father became frightened and took out his gun. "Despite my tellings of Dex, my father raised his gun at him." A gunshot was heard as a dog's yelp was heard, with the flashback then changing to Dex having his father dead on the floor as he walked off.

The flashbacks ended as Scamp started to feel bad for the barber, despite knowing that his actions were still cruel. "I killed my father and had him all drown in cold blood. Afterwards, I stole his car keys and ran; knowing what my mother would say." The barber held back his tears and then gave Scamp an evil look. "That's why I must end all dogs lives. To assure that I wouldn't be lonely."

Scamp seemed confused by the barber's ways of revenge, knowing that there were much smarter options. "Dude. Why didn't you just get another dog?"

The barber threw his scissors at Scamp and shouted with rage. "None of those mutts could replace Dex! No one!" The barber took out his razor and pointed it at Scamp. "Dex was the one thing I had; it'd be a pity to replace him."

Scamp smirked a bit at the barber's razor being pointed at him. "Huh. So you DO use a razor as a weapon. Wait till I tell Danny." The barber charged at Scamp, who rolled under him and tripped him. "If I live of course."

The barber saw Scamp walking off and threw his scissors at him, with Scamp moving out of the way just in time. "You're not going anywhere!" The barber charged at Scamp, who dodged his kick and backflipped over to the wall. "This must never come out! If it does then my life will be more ruined!"

"Well you DID kill at least thirty dogs from what I saw in the room." Scamp ducked under another pair of scissors that were flung at him as he continued snarking. "Frankly though, I'm confused to why they even have dog barbers in the first place."

"Yes, that's confusing." The barber then charged at Scamp and slashed his scissors at him, with Scamp kicking them off and running off. The barber then picked Scamp up and glared into his eyes. "Do tell; was the answer you shouted at me the other day...correct?"

"Yes it was." Scamp stated with playful snark. "It could also be seen as the wrong answer depending on my allignment; which means you get a butt kicking." The barber seemed confused as Scamp then backflip kicked him in the face, making the barber release him and letting Scamp grab the scissors. He then put them up against the barber's neck as he spoke. "Alright dude. Give me one good reason not to hurt you right now."

The barber chuckled evilly and spoke with pure hatred in his voice. "You don't seem to understand young Terrier. You can kill me now, but you'll be arrested and sent to juvie for it. Like that one kid who punched his grandma."

Scamp pulled the scissors away and seemed skeptical on the situation. After seeing the circumstances, he came to a conclusion. "Even so, that doesn't mean you'll get away with this. What you've been doing isn't right. Think about how many people could've worshipped dogs as their best friends."

The barber chuckled as he then grabbed the scissors and held them against his neck. He then gained a look of sorrow and despair after pushing Scamp off of him, which seemed to give off his remourse; which he then smiled for. "It's so true Scamp. Some people were made to go out like this. (Scamp flinches) We can't stop all of it. (Sheds a tear of joy) This is how I was meant to go out. In hell with Dex."

The barber held his scissors at least two feet away from his neck, having Scamp call out to him in fear. "Dude, don't!" The screen then cut to black as we saw the barber scream and shove the scissors into his neck; with the black cut happening as soon as the scissors struck his cord.

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Jonathan was seen on the news when the screen went back to normal, with him giving the news report with his usual humble voice. "This may sound sadistic with me speaking kindly to such a tragedy, but trust me; there's more. Anyway, this is Jonathan Kimble with your news story. The town barber has commited suicide after a young terrier has discovered his evil plans of killing dogs. He asked not to be shown too much, as to not make himself feel bad. So we decided to give him a call. (Holds his phone out) Tell em Scamp."

"First off, it's awesome that this chapter let me talk to you dudes." Scamp stated with slight enjoyment. "We should do this more often."

"I think we have a chapter in line for that." Jonathan stated with high hopes.

"Second off, it's something that I didn't expect." Scamp continued. "I saw a bunch of dog pelts, and then I followed a blood trail to a dead body; which I figured must've been a past employee." The story started to make everyone watching in the crowd worry. "He tried to slit my throat when I found out, but I managed to escape. My friend Angel gave me this camera that helped me get what I needed."

"Hold on a second." Jonathan chimed in with intrigue. "Angel? As in, quintet family dog angel?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever." Scamp then continued his words. "And it was pretty tragic to hear his backstory too. Apparently his dad, who I think was a war veteran, killed his dog Dex; who was his only comrade. He ended up killing his dad and bailing. How I was able to talk to him is beyond me, but it's not that big a deal. And then after we fought for a bit, which was mostly me dodging his attacks; remind me to fight back more next time Danny, and he just...ended it. I wish I could've stopped him; But at least he's happy with Dex."

Jonathan seemed a bit off by the story and spoke with softness. "I see. Thank you for sharing Scamp; you can hang up now." Scamp hung up with Jonathan speaking humbly again. "And that's our story. Since this was a tragic one, we'll be sending you all a bunch of tissue boxes; just as long as you don't sue us for pulling your heart strings. This is Jonathan Kimble, (Points to the camera) signing off." The news went off with Jonathan walking off with his assistant. "Remind me to show that I take this kind of stuff seriously more clearly." The assistant nodded as he walked off with Jonathan.

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Scamp was seen lying down in his bed, seeming a bit off by the suicide of the barber. 'What if he DID deserve it? He's killed plenty of innocent lives, but even then he could've just killed humans instead since THEY'RE the ones who turned on him. Then again, whenever a dog dies nobody cares all that much, so he-' Scamp flinched as he gained a look of shock, seeing what the barber was doing. 'That...lowlife.'

Angel walked into Scamp's room and sat down next to him on his bed. "You doing okay Scamp?"

"I guess." Scamp replied with confusion. "I guess I'm just messed up about the whole suicide thing. Like, he was clearly depressed, but it just baffled me that he'd take his own life." Scamp sat up next to Angel. "And people always do this, but I've never encountered it."

"There's a first time for everything." Angel chuckled a bit and then realized what she just said. "Did that sound offensive?"

"A little, but every show with death has at least one of those." Scamp sighed as he looked at the ground. "You're right though; and the first time is the most effective and can leave the biggest impact." Scamp looked at Angel with concern. "Did one of your abandonments involve death?"

Angel flinched and looked at the ground as well, having tragic thoughts in her head. "In a way, yes. You know that owner I told you about when I gave you the camera? That was the one who died." Scamp flinched and Angel held back her tears. "At least THAT one went out in a way I couldn't feel lost in. I try not to bring it up a lot to not sound whiny, but it's really something that gets to me."

Scamp put his paw on Angel's shoulder and gave her a smile, showing that she has a true family now. Angel smiled back at Scamp and the two hugged, knowing that they still had some struggles to get through.

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Danny was seen at the skate park as Scamp walked up to him, with Scamp pulling his skateboard out of his backpack and watches Danny's moves. He seemed to be impressed by them, as Danny wasn't usually the best skater on the block. As Danny saw Scamp, he skated up to him and smiled at him when he got up. "I figurd you'd come."

"I'm always down for a skate." Scamp replied as he stood up. "You're getting way better dude. When we started off you couldn't even get on the board with splatting your face."

Scamp laughed a bit and Danny rolled his eyes. "Oh ha ha, very funny." Danny then changed the subject to avoid lackluster memories. "So are you still bothered by the whole suicide thing?"

Scamp looked back on the barber's suicide and seemed conflicted on it. "Even though I never really cared about him, it really disturbed me. And not like the Supernanny episode where Jenny smacked Cameron; if that was me in Cameron's position I'd drop her." Danny chuckled at Scamp's with Scamp then giving a smirk. "But hey, not the time to let it get to me." Scamp and Danny jumped into the rink and started skating, with the flames of hell then being shown. But instead of something dark, it was something happy that it held; with a familiar face being seen.

The barber was seen walking around with Dex walking beside him as the two smiled at each other. This seemed to be a happy ending for him; and while Scamp didn't know this, the barber had a much better life now that he was with Dex again. The barber kneeled down and he and Dex hugged as the screen faded to black, ending the episode off.

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An instrumental version of the main theme played during the credits.

Scamp appeared on the screen at the end of the credits, giving a peace sign to the viewers.