Hiccup was fighting the coon with knives while the coon was just defending

The coon:tch,your good...but can you do THIS?!(goes up in the air and slices the ground)

Hiccup:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!ugh...

Kyle:hiccup is getting hurt out there!

Stan:(finds the fire sword)hey whats this?(grabs it)

Hiccup:uh,thats mine

Stan tosses it to him

Hiccup:...well...now we're even.(lits his sword on fire)

The coon:fire dosnt scare me.(charges towards him)

Hiccup:(slices cartman in haif)

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The linkara broke in

Linkara:...hello?(sees the coon cut in haif and burned)holy crap.

Tuffnut:SHIT!ITS LINKARA!(runs away)

Ruffnut:WE WILL AVENGE THE CHICKEN!

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Linkara:YOU HAVENT EVEN FACED AN ACTUAL ANGRY GOD!