^The Body Guards^

Ashton's POV

"Yeah mum, I'm at the airport now," I tell my mum on the phone. She's moved in with her new boyfriend and I have met him before, but I still don't know him, so I'm pretty sceptical.

"Ashton Joy will be coming over to our new house in a few, so she offered to drive you too," Mom tells me over the phone. "Okay mom, bye love you," I say and hang up.

She also said that her new boyfriend is Calum's dad's brother so if they get married, Calum and I will become cousins. Even though he's already practically my brother.

"So I guess I'm going with you and you're mom then, mate," I say patting Calum on the back, causing him to grin.

"Oh my gosh guys! Hayley's moved to Australia!" Luke fangirls, causing Calum and I to laugh, but Michael take's him seriously.

"Did any of the other girls move here too?!" he starts fangirling too. Oh boy. I've never seen two guys fangirl over girl rock band like these two in my life. Dedicated fanboys they say. I say nay. Their obsessed.

Of course I've seen Luke fangirl over Good Charlotte before, but that's understandable. I mean yeah I adore Savage Sirens, but I'm not as crazy as these two. Sure I'd fangirl when I meet them, but I wouldn't stalk them all day.

Okay maybe that's mean. The boys don't stalk them all day, they just wait for big news about them and then fangirl for a few minutes and then they chill, and well that's only Luke. Michael fangirls for a few seconds before chilling.

"It says that Lin has moved here too and that Kita is living with Hayley for the break. Okay that's suspicious, why would Kita not go to her fam- "Oh my fucking God! Shit! Fuck! Oh my God! Do I look okay?! She could be anywhere!" Michael exclaimed excitedly. And there goes a few seconds... He's going to fangirl permanently everywhere he sees a girl with velvet red hair.

Yes... Our Michael... has a massive obsession with Lin Sage from Savage Sirens. I always thought he's go for Kita Voge because of the personality matching, but no, surprisingly he went for the one who growls like a hungry lion.

"Luke!" we hear Liz shout from afar excitedly. Luke loses his fangirl and breaks into a full blown grin as he runs to his mum.

Michael runs toward his mum excitedly as well and I hear his voice wavering as he yells 'Mum!' excitedly. He's just a big softy.

Calum waddles toward him mum and dad who had come to pick us up so we could go see my mum and his uncle... who are dating... Oh boy.

Joy gives me a hug and we head toward the car. It takes a few to get there and while we're driving, Calum and I play eye-spy.

"I spy with my little eye... something... Black!" I say causing Calum to chuckle slightly, before his eyes widen and mouth gapes, "mansion..." he mutters, causing me to giggle, "No it was your mom's hair!" I say still giggling.

"No..." Calum says turning me around "Mansion!" he exclaims as my jaw drops. It's a huge house, no mansion as Calum had said, with trimmed bushes and some palm trees here and there. I also notice that it's near the beach, which is a few ft. away from the backyard.

The whole place is white and some other light yellowish colour. There are a few Willow trees too, which had to have been planted it special fertilizer and imported from a different location. "Joy... Are we lost?" I ask Joy and she shakes her head and gets out of the car along with David.

Calum and I look at each other with wide eyes, before scampering out. "Aw man! You get to live in a fucking mansion!" Calum exclaims sadly.

I giggle, "Only for a few weeks until we go back on tour," I say excitedly. Suddenly Harry and Lauren run out and trample me with hugs.

"Hi guys! I missed you!" I yelled excitedly. I look at Lauren's shirt and purse my lips and my eyes wide. "Lauren why are you wearing a Savage Sirens Shirt..." I ask causing her to frown and giggle "I love them remember!" she asked excitedly.

"I thought you just idolized Hayley... Not the whole band! Their music isn't for little girls!"" I say shocked. She glares at me and looks up above to the Willow tree that's hanging over us and then looks back at me.

"I wouldn't say that if I were you..." she says evilly, causing Calum and I to take a step back and look at each other with arched eyebrows.

"Or what...?" I asked her cautiously. "Or else I will summon Kita Voge and she will curse you with her witch powers!" she exclaims, causing Calum to burst out laughing and me to giggle.

I notice Harry had been recording everything. "Hey little man, what are you doing?" I ask Harry just as a water balloon falls on both me and Calum.

Right when I wipe my eyes I see red hair disappear inside the house. "Who the hell was that?!" I asked soaking wet.

My mom then exits the house with her boyfriend "Ashton!" she yells and runs over to us. "Are you alright?" her boyfriend Joe asks.

"I'm wet, but I don't think my phone is though," I say pulling out my wet iPhone, just as Calum copies me and looks so distressed. "Was that you're daughter...?" I ask miserably.

He chuckles "No, my daughter is still sleeping, that was one of her best friends, just be lucky the other's aren't here, then it's a party," he says while laughing.

"Here, I'll fix them for you," he says putting out both hands. I look at him and then at Calum who shrugs and gives his uncle his phone. I reluctantly give mine to him as well and head back inside where all is quiet... to quiet...

I look over at Lauren "You really should stop listening to that band, their bad influences. She turns to me along with everyone else except Calum who had joined my side and agreed with me.

Lauren glares and then smirks looking up at above the doorframe before looking back at us deadly "I put the wrath of Kita upon you!" she yells and suddenly someone jumps on Calum and I from above.

The person then jumps up and runs up the stairs, red hair flowing behind her laughing figure. "Get her!" I yell at Calum and we both charge up stairs and run after her until she disappears behind a purple and black rimmed door with an EMO Penguin Princess in the middle holding a sign that says 'Stay out unless you bring food'

Calum and I look at each other and shrug opening the door and walking in only to see a girl with black hair sleeping in a giant bed that's almost past my waist.

We see the red head in the corner of the room smirking at us. She looks familiar. She has no make-up on and her hair is messy, but she is gorgeous.

She brings her index finger to her lips and shushes as playfully, causing Calum to grown and me to slap him, making him let out a loud 'What!'

The red head quickly gets in the closet and we hear a startled gasp from the bed. I think I just shit myself... There in a 5SOS onesie is none other than... Hayley Hood...

Hayley's POV

I stare wide eyed at the two uninvited 5SOS boys that stood by my door. I pursed my lips and nodded slowly. I then crawl to the foot of the bed and jump off. I then get my footing and towards the closet and open it with a blank look, causing Kita to fall out and look up at me innocently.

I give her a tired look and grab her by the hair and tugging her to the door and throwing her out "It's too early for your bullshit Kita..." I say groggily and turn to the two shell shocked boys "This never happened," I say making big movements with my hands like the penguins on Madagascar.

"yeah you can't tell anyone about us living here... It's a hush hush," Kita says dusting off herself. Ashton looks at Calum "We didn't ask for this... Why not Luke and Michael... Why us?" he asks Calum.

"I don't know man, but those fanboys will freak when they get here next week," Calum replies causing my eyes to widen.

I grab Calum by the shirt and shove him against the wall "What do you mean get HERE next week?!" I exclaim excitedly and nervously.

"I mean... Luke and Michael are coming here next week with me to come visit Ashton... Why...?" I drop Calum, causing him to slip off the wall and onto a confused Ashton. "Sweet baby Jesus, take cover she's gonna blow!" Kita yells grabbing Ashton's bicep and squinting.

I sequel and jump up on my bed, jumping up and down while dialling Lin's number on my phone. It ring until she answers with a groan. I squeal and land on my bed criss-cross-apple-sauce. "Are you awake now...?" I ask putting her on speakerphone.

"Yes! And fucking deaf asshole!" she yells at me. "Hey, don't swear!" Ashton yells causing her to gasp and him to purse him lips.

"anyway, ignore Ashton. Michael and Luke are coming to my house next week!!!" I scream excitedly, Causing everyone to duck and Calum to game and scoff something of not being important enough.

She squeals on the other line and says something about being here on Sunday so she could get ready before they get here and hanging up.

I turn to Ashton and Calum with an awkward dear-caught-in-headlights look and just "Meap..." I say and hide under the duvet.

"No hiding they had seen you're inner fangirl," Kita says pulling the duvet off me, causing me to pout.

I look at Ashton who has an wicked grin on his face and then look over at Calum who has an amused smile on his lips.

"Could you not tell Lucas and Michelangelo that we're here yet...? Pwease...?" I ask with my pouty lip and big puppy eyes, causing Ashton and Calum to drop the smiles and look constipated.

Ashton gives in first "FINE! Just stop with the face!" he says covering his eyes. I continue doing the face and I stumble out of the bed holding my fluffy big baby penguin teddy and make my way over to Calum whose lips are trembling as her squints really hard.

I'm all up in his grill causing Kita to chuckle and Calum to finally give in as I jump up in excitement and hug him and Ashton, before guiding them out of my room quite roughly because I want to go back to sleep.

*

I have decided to get dressed in Black ripped skinny jeans today and one of my tight 5SOS sweatshirt, and go to the mall. For some reason our fans send us band merch and we don't really mind... well I don't because I keep getting 5SOS penguins. Thank you Luke for loving penguins!!!

So I straighten my curly black hair and look at myself in the mirror. I like and hate it when my hair is straight. I like it because I can move freely with my arms and it's easy to push it aside than curly hair. But I hate it because it's longer when it's straight, which makes it go till under my but like my mom's use to when I was small.

When my hair is curly it goes till above my but because I have some epic curls. My curls are natural and I got them from my grandma. My hair is also thick like my grandpa's.

My grandma was born in South Africa and travelled with her family over the world to sell harvests since they lived on a farm. I don't know why they travelled though...

She met my grandpa in Scotland and she decided to stay there and marry him. They had 3 kids before they moved to South Africa for business and had my Aunt.

The oldest child was David, then it was my dad, and then it was my uncle Laurens. My Aunt Louise was a surprize baby, she was unexpected.

I don't bother putting on any make-up, so I just go out with a make-up-less Kita following me. She's discovered that no one recognizes her if she wears no make-up.

"Hey, I was thinking..." she carries off, making me look at her frightened, "No, whatever it is, the answer is no. you thinking is bad for everyone," I say causing her to laugh.

"No man! I was thinking, why don't we go and get our hair dyed," she says clapping her hands. I look at her for 5 seconds, "No, you're crazy," I say and continue walking.

"No, I mean we get my hair dyed black and we get you some blond highlights," she says making me frown and look at her while squinting. "Fine, that's kind of a good idea... Best you ever had, to be honest," I say smirking, causing her to glare at me.

"Hey, if I can't remember it, it never happened," she says stubbornly. I gape at her "I have the proof on my leg, you bitch!" I laugh, causing her to purse her lips before laughing.

"At least we got it done by a professional. Even if I was drunk, I wasn't stupid, I knew where to go," she says sounding smug.

"Yeah you're such a genius that you kept snogging the piercing guy and last time you ate a duck..." I say making her eyes widen and her to cover my mouth. "Shhh! People can hear you!" she whisper yelled at me.

"Plus, I saw no evidence that he was dead..." she said making a retarded caught face. "There was enough blood in you puke that said otherwise..." I tell her. "Well remember that the doctor said I had some internal bleeding because of a sharp object that I swallowed..." she tries to reason. "Yeah... probably the FOOT," I tell her while giggling, causing her to glare at me.

"Okay, shut up, we're here," she says, tugging me into the salon. A lovely looking lady with pink hair greets us and takes us to the hair washing units.

"Oooohhhh!" I hear a guy yell excitedly running up to me who's just sitting on the washing chair with big eyes, "I want this one! Her hair us Fabulous!" he says picking up a few strands of my hair.

He smiles brightly at me and I return a bright smile. He then looks over at Kita, "Oe! Velvet! That is a fabulous colour! What would you ladies want? My name is Joshua, but please call me J or Josh," he says still combing his fingers through my hair.

"Oh darling, your hair is so soft! Please don't tell be you want to cut it!" he exclaims, causing me to flinch. "No, I just want some blonde highlights..." I say shyly.

"And I would like you to dye my hair black, so it would make my eyes stand out more," Kita tells him, causing his smile to grow, "Lovely! I'll take you, my black haired Rapunzel!" he says smiling at me again, before turning around, "Madeline! Come here my little poison apple, and come dye this evil eyebrow lady's hair black!" he yells at a girl with rainbow neon hair and a bunch of piercings on her face and a lot of dark make-up.

"Oh exotic, I like her," Kita says smirking. I look at her with the best stern look I could muster, "No flirting," I scowl at her causing her to role her eyes.

The rainbow lady's eyes widen when she sees us and she jumps up and down for a second before calming down and heading our way with a trying-to-be-professional face, but I can see her lips twitch every time we move. She knows who we are.

They wash our hair and lead us to two chairs right next to each other, and turns us away from the mirrors, so they could make it a surprize.

The whole time we talk with Josh and the rainbow girl named Madeline. She told us that she was a big fan and explained to Josh who we were causing him to laugh and tell us that we're too cute to be in a metal rock alternative band, so Maddy put in our new album, since there were mostly punks in here today.

I look around the salon and look at some hair styles above us, which were male hair styles of some celebrities. I noticed a picture of Luke Hemmings and started giggling. Kita looked at it and started laughing too. She then pointed at the picture a few down of Michael Clifford and we both burst out laughing.

"Trust me girls, I wouldn't have wanted to put up that boy's hair because honestly, his hair is gross and broken from dying it wrong," Josh says, causing me to stop laughing and turn to him seriously, "He dyed his own hair, and he did a good job so far," I say glaring at him, causing him to back up in surrender.

"She's a fangirl," Kita explains, turning around and continuing to read her Gothic magazine. I wanted it to read because it has some pretty cool outfit ideas, but she took it and gave me a One Direction magazine, which I exchanged for a 5SOS magazine.

I pouted and continued reading the stupid magazine. I don't need to even read this thing, I know all there is to know about them anyway. Lin has her creepy connections to Directioners that are fans of 5SOS and they gave her info. Her being her had to share it with some unlucky person, who was me, but I didn't mind that much because I was a fan and found it interesting, weird and funny.

Josh than came over to me, "Would you like to meet them?" he asks with an evil smile. I look at him quite afraid as I shake my head viciously, causing him to frown and purse his lips, "Well then I suggest you come with me now, before they get any closer.

I gasp and quickly let him drag me to the bathroom. I close my eyes and put my hand over my mouth to stop me from making a stupid girly shriek when Michael started talking.

"Hey man! Do you know where I could get good hair products in the mall; since you own the salon you should know where to get some for emergencies or something, right?" I hear Michael ask, probably Josh.

I don't hear the res because I was busy letting my fangirl out silently and I kept my breathing low and steady.

"Oh, can my friend Luke quickly use your bathroom, before we leave?" Michael suddenly asks, causing me to freak. NO!

"Well the bathroom is out of order right now, some fat lady broke the toilet seat," Josh say, causing me to face palm. Kita must be laughing silently the whole time because I can hear some gurgling and squeaking on the other side.

"That's fine, he just has to pee," Michael says, probably shrugging. Shut up Michael! There's a moment of silence, "There's broken stuff in there too, it looks like a warzone! Honestly! The health department told us not to let anyone in there while it's being fixed," Josh says.

Health department?! Surely their not that stupid. Why would the health department tell a hair salon to keep people out of the broken bathroom?!

"Oh oaky, let's go Luke. We'll find a bathroom on the way, thanks though!" Michael says and I hear their footsteps retreating.

Josh opens the bathroom door and lets me out. Kita then cracks and starts laughing her ass off. "It's not funny! I think I might have just broken the toilet because of letting out some fangirl-ness," I say sitting down at the washing chair I had earlier.

Kita joins me and they wash out our hair, leading us back to the mirror section. Josh had cut off my dead ends, which didn't really do much, and started blow drying my hair, before actually straightening it professionally. It'll be straight for days now.

They did the same process with Kita before we actually sign a few autographs for the fans in the salon and exit.

Kita and I stop by a store and buy some Tinkies and chocolate milkshakes. "I am dragging you to the gym tomorrow, and you can't tell me shit," Kita says causing me to groan. I don't run and I would preferably do Yoga.

"But I don't need muscles! If you're taking me to the gym, I'm taking you to Yoga classes tomorrow too," I say with a smirk, causing her eyes to widen.

"Bitch I aint no snake lady like you with your fucking bendiness! All I can do is split slightly before my vegina feels like it's gonna rip in two," she says as if it was the most normal thing to say, causing me to giggle.

I then se Luke and Michael walking a few feet away so I squeak and hide behind Kita with my hair in my face, causing her to let out a loud laugh. "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" I whisper squeak yell at her. I see that it caught their attention, so I quickly drag her into Victoria Secret, causing her to laugh more.

"You walked straight into this, so now we are getting you new underwear until to coast is clear," Kita says smugly, causing my eyes to widen and me to make a cry face. "But I don't wanna!" I whine like a child.

We're at the back of the store when we hear two very familiar voices. SHITSTICKS! I grab Kita and we hide behind some underwear racks.

"Luke, I don't wanna be in here. It was just your imagination. Ever since you heard Savage Sirens moved to Australia, you've mistaken every black haired girl for Hayley," Michael says annoyed and he looks at the woman embarrassedly, while she smirks at then with lifted eyebrows.

"You boys interested in lady underwear...?" she asks smugly. I then notice Kita was recording everything from the moment they walked in, on her phone. Oh no...

"N-No, Uh my friend thought he saw someone he recognized..." Michael stutters embarrassed. I put my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing. I laugh when I'm nervous and Michael being a twat isn't helping.

The woman glances at us and we shake our heads. "Well, no one is in here, and if they were, they left when you came in. Two black haired girls," she says, causing Luke to move further away from our hiding spot.

Michael looks at Luke annoyed and grabs him and leaves quickly. Kita and I burst out laughing and so does the woman.

"Are they you're boyfriends...?" She asks us when we recovered, causing me to blush and Kita to give her a horrified expression. Kita then makes an inhuman sound and shivers "No, No, that's gross. The blonde one is her crush and the weird one is his band mate," she says pointing at me.

"Well I think he might like you too. You must be the Hayley the crazy one was talking about," she says, causing my cheeks to burn a bright pink.

"Yes... Um, I just don't think I'm ready to meet him properly yet though," I say as Kita walks off, and the lady frowns. "Meet? If he's you're crush, shouldn't you already know him?" she asks confused.

"We're both celebrities and he's my celebrity crush, but since my music and his music isn't the same, I don't know how the fans would react if anything DID happen," I explain, causing her eyes to widen. "Well that is quite a predicament," she says blinking a few times.

Kita then comes back with some lingerie and pays for it before we leave. "And now I'm the plain one and you have the awesome hair. What a twist," Kita giggles, while I try to hide the bags' logo from the view of the public.

When we get home, Ashton is standing at the doorway with his arms crossed, causing me to hide the bags even more.

"Oh, you dyed you're hair! So that would explain why Luke THINKS he saw you two at the mall today. And the video Kita posted a few minutes ago would explain why Michael is mad and embarrass and doesn't want to leave his house anymore," Ashton scolds us, causing my lip to quiver.

He noticed this and his eyes widened, "I'm sorry Hayley, but they're my best buds and you guys embarrassed them," Ashton frowns, while Kita closes the door.

"I didn't try to embarrass them, I was just scared and I hid with Kita in the first and closest store there was," I say, causing my voice to waver, making Ashton's eyes widen more.

"Yeah, it's not her fault Luke was a faggot and followed us in an underwear store," Kita says scolding Ashton for making me upset.

"He's not a faggot!" both me and Ashton say at the same time, causing Kita to lift hair hands in surrender and leave, bumping Ashton's shoulder on her way upstairs to her room.

I also leave to go upstairs, but I walk around Ashton so I wouldn't touch him. I go to my room and hide the evidence of nasty underwear in the hidden space under my drawer and change into my 1D onesie.

Suddenly Ashton comes in my room causing me to squeal and his eyes to widen as he put his hands in surrender. I put my hand on my heart and get up from the floor, while dusting off my pants.

"I know you're the sort of- responsible one out of your band, so please try fix the trouble Kita caused... If you can't just please make it up to them. And you should also apologize to them for making them feel stupid. Luke already believes it," Ashton says causing me to frown and nod.

When Ashton exited my room I sat on my large bed and went on Keek, "Hi guys! I just wanted to make an apology video for what Kita did today to Michael and Luke from 5SOS. I didn't know she was going to post it, and if I did I would've stopped her. It was our fault they went in the store in the first place. I was trying to hide because I was shy and they thought it was us so they wanted to find out I guess. I really hope that what Kita did didn't cause us to lose any fans. I'm truly sorry Michael and Luke," I say and blow a kiss at the camera before ending the video and posting it.

I turn off my bed light and lay down. I close my eyes for 10 seconds before my door slowly open, revealing Ashton. He has a light smile on his face.

"Thank you, you made Luke pretty happy with the video and even though Michael won't admit it, I'm pretty sure it also cheered him up a bit," he says and exits after he said a small G'night.

"Goodnight Ash," I say softly and close my eyes once more...