Kita's POV 

(*PS Prepare your souls* LS Just saying)

Last week was a clusterfuck. Lizzy broke down, Hayley broke down, Lin was at the verge of breaking down, and the boys are scared of Lizzy, as they should be. All except Calum who wants to bury his bone in her backyard. I iz funny, no?

Anyway! Luke has been 'Secretly" cuddling with Hayley at night and Michael and Lin are moving fast. He might just bury his bone in her front yard soon, not the back because Calum's a dirty little fucker and Michael's just a EMO little angel... Not... But he's less physically perverted though.

I'm still fucking sexually frustrated and having two shirtless boys with sexy bodies roaming the buss all day is turning me on, no matter how scruffy the one looks, his back muscles though!

FOCUS! Think happy thoughts... Kittens... Pup- eish NO! Fire. Yes, Fire good... Penis... Ashton's smile... Penis... Ashton's muscles... PENIS... Ashton's Dick! Sweat living dick SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"Kita you alright... You look kinda hot...?" Ashton asks, not helping very much. "Shut the fuck up and please put on a shirt or I will fucking rape you!" I yell at him, causing him to blush viciously and booms of the boys' laughter to echo in the TV room.

"Ashton, leave her alone so she could be hot and bothered by herself!" Lin yells from the other room. "You know I don't mind the company if you don't mind the fornication!" I yell back, causing her to shut up, probably blushing.

"Shut up! She's mine! Get your own!" Michael yells. "Alright! Can I have your Ashton?! He seems quite do-able!" I yell back, causing him to laugh.

"I give you permission, but not in the buss! It stinks in here too much, we don't need the smell of sex too!" he yells back, causing me to laugh.

Life is fun when you have someone in the buss that understands you. I look up at a really embarrassed awkward. Shirtless. And red Ashton with a gaping mouth and his body stiff.

"Do I make you feel uncomfortable, my totally lickable gumdrop...?" I ask him smugly, causing him to scurry off into the bathroom and me to laugh.

Eventually everyone makes their way to their bunks and I look at Hayley from across my bunk as she smiles at me mouthing 'lickable gumdrop,' causing me to giggle and turn around so I'm not facing her.

Halfway through the night I start getting horny... Fuck my life and fuck me sideways. I can't sleep. This is the cause of those little fucks walking around half naked and spouting all they're glorious fakery everywhere.

I turn to look over at Hayley's bunk only to me face with Luke laying his head on her chest as she unconsciously moves her fingers through him hair. Ugh Young love makes me sick.

I jump off of my bunk softly and fully close their curtain, scaring Luke shitless, causing me to laugh with my tongue between my teeth.

I look at two bunks. Calum? Or Ashton? Decisions decisions. Not! I might be desperate but I refuse to lick Calum... or well... Fuck him. He's too small for I.

I climb in over Ashton and slowly start warming him up so he doesn't wake up, luckily for me he's quite easy. Fuck this would probably end quickly, but fuck it. If he doesn't cooperate I shall most likely rape him. But it's not rape if you enjoy it though...

He starts to stir so I leave sloppy kisses up to his neck, causing him to wake up "Kita...? What are you...?" I shush him by kissing him on the lips which causes him to stiffen, not noticing me taking off his boxers.

Well this is escalating quickly...

Calum's POV

I start hearing muffled sounds from beneath me, causing my eyes to snap open, my breath to hitch and my lips to purse so that I don't let out a laugh. Holy shit! Kita was serious!

I want to leave but I don't want them to see me so I look around panicked and look over at Michael. I quickly take my phone and text him, luckily his phone is on vibrate. He closes his curtain fully and I suppose he's texting back.

'WTF is going on that side?!?!' is what he texts me. 'Kita was fkng srs man!!!!' I text him, causing me to hear a silent snort, not that these two would hear much of anything. Kita suddenly moans a little louder causing me to drop my phone on my lap and to silently laugh with my hand over my mouth.

I look over and Michael's side only to see he switched sides and is now looking at me wide eyes and taking glances down before shaking his head and looking back at me with horrified expressions.

'I can see them,' he mouths to me, making me laugh silently again. I then take out my phone and text Luke who's probably snuck into Hayley's bunk. Jezus the boy isn't even dating her yet and he's worse than Michael.

'Luke, don't come back yet, Kita is fucking Ashton and it's gross,' I quickly text him, getting a bunch of sick faces back.

I look over at Michael again and nod. 'Now the buss is gonna reek of sex' Michael says fanning his face, causing me to chuckle under my breath right when Ashton groans a little louder than Kita's moan. Damn she must be good. Shut the fuck up brain!

'Ashton is gonna hate himself tomorrow,' I whisper to Michael, causing him to purse his lips right when we hear Ashton whisper "I'm about to let go," making me cringe. I didn't need to know that!

"Fucking hell," Kita curses. "What are you doing?" Ashton asks before he gasps. I look over at Michael in question, causing him to make a blowjob face at me. Jezus! She's all over the place!

Ashton whimpers and then groans softly, making me sigh in relief. Jezus next time they could go keep up the girls and Luke!

Suddenly Kita moans again, causing me to gape up at a really horrified looking Michael. Michael closes his eyes and gags, going behind the curtain quickly. What is happening?!

I look over at Michael who's putting on earphones with closed eyes as he ignores me and goes to bed again. What's happening that's so bad?

Michael then texts me 'Ashton is nasty. Goodnight.' What...? Oh my god I don't get it. Oh well, I'll ask him tomorrow.

I take out my earphones along with my phone and start up a random song until about 40 minutes later. Sweet fucking Jezus can't she just let go and go to sleep?!

I turn to an annoyed looking Michael who's staring at me like he wants me to drop dead. 'What?' I mouth him, causing his eyes to twitch, letting me know how tired he actually is. 'Same,' I mouth back.

Suddenly I hear a whimper and a plop of someone falling on a bed; causing Michael to do a little victory dance and I to lift my arms in the air 'Thank you God!' I mouth at the ceiling of my bunk.

I look out of my curtain to see Kita walking over to her bunk completely naked, causing my mouth to fall open in shock as well as Michael's face to morph into one of disbelief. She has no chill.

We hear Ashton let out a big frustrated sigh, causing us to jump off our bunks and glare at his shocked face.

"I can't look at your face," Michael says causing me to laugh when he stares at my bunk saying it. "Why the hell did it take so long? We were getting tired. Plus what the fuck just happened?" I whisper yell at a still shocked looking Ashton.

"She... seduced me..." Ashton says, slowly turning around and ignoring us further so we go back to bed and I notice I have a text from Luke, 'WTAF?!?!?!?!?!' with a bunch of shocked faces and sick faces. Hehe he say his first naked girl...

Hayley's POV

I woke up to see Luke on my chest wide awake with a scared zoned out expression, with pouting lips. Awww Lukey...

"What's wrong...?" I ask him whispering. He snuggles further into my chest and hide under my arm, causing me to giggle because it was ticklish.

"Kita... She walked to her bunk... naked..." Luke says shuddering, causing my eyes to widen and rip open my curtain.

Suddenly Symone burst through the door of the bus that drove us to our next destination. "Get up, get dressed! Interview in 20!" she yells, and then sniffs the air, "What the fuck died in here? Everything smells like fruits and Axe!" she says disgusted.

I look over at Ashton whose eyes are wide and then at Kita who also looked up from her bag, "I've been experimenting," Kita says and sprays more Axe in the bus.

"Well stop it, or Lizzy will die of an Asthma attack!" Symone scolds her. "Thank you, Symone!" We hear Lizzy yell from the TV room, furthest away from the spray.

Kita then rolls some deodorant under her arms, and quickly sprays some fruity body spray in her pants and under her shirt, followed by some baby powder in her underwear, causing me to gasp and close Luke's eyes, which cause him to chuckle.

"Kita, there are boys in the bus!" I scold her, causing her to lift an eyebrow. "We're men!" Michael yells at me making me glare at him, "You might be 18, but you're still a boy!" I yell back at him like a mother would.

I push Luke aside and jump off my bunk, only to land on Lin who was getting out of her own bunk, "Jezus!" she yells, falling down. I sit on her back for 5 seconds before yelling, "Of Suburbia!"

Michael and the guys laugh along with Lizzy from the other room, but Kita is busy getting dressed and spraying her under the clothes with spray... Wtf...?

I quickly grab myself some skinny jeans and a loose black shirt, as well as a purple sports bra. I quickly get out of my onesie, causing the boys who were also in their underwear, to stiffen with wide eyes as I quickly pull over my black shirt that goes over my butt and put on my sports bra under the shirt, over the one I was wearing when I went to bed.

I grab the bra I slept with straps and quickly take it off from under the one I have on and then slip on my pants. All in 20 seconds. I stop and lift my hands in the air, "New record!" I yell, causing Lizzy to cheer.

I then grab my brush and brush through my hair as I look at Luke who was now lying on my bunk facing me. After the interview a van is taking us to our hotel rooms because we're resting here the night because of a show tomorrow.

Luke smiles at me brightly, causing me to giggle and pull my hair in a high ponytail, making my hair slap Luke in the face as he spits some on my air out of his mouth. "Ew! Your spit is in my hair!" I giggle whine loudly, "Ew! Your hair is in my mouth!" he mimics me, causing me to laugh loudly and him to smile brightly.

"That was precious and I got it on tape!" Ashton gushes looking at his phone while taking a video, making me frown. "Ashton there are naked people in this bus and you're taking a video?!" I ask baffled.

"Yes, why not? You girls don't have a problem with walking around in your underwear!" Ashton says, causing my mouth to drop. "I have a problem with walking around half naked in front of guys, let alone the whole world! That is unless my body is covered in a big comfy shirt, like the one I bought in Australia," I say nodding, causing him to giggle and say 'bye' to his phone.

Suddenly Calum starts a video and I groan, "You guys' are worse than Lin and Lizzy! I swear we should be in a documentary about our lives with how much footage people have of us!" I joke, causing Calum to laugh and continue before getting interrupted by Lizzy walking into the room shirtless with only a bra on.

Calum's eyes widen and everyone freezes, "Who's seen my Linkin Park shirt?!" she yells, causing Calum's jaw to drop.

"Lizzy as much as I love seeing your titles, please note that there are boys with cameras in here..." Kita says obviously amused. Lizzy then rolls her eyes, "As if there's anything to actually see. Plus it's just like walking around in a bikini," She mumbles and walks out of the room, causing Calum to shake his head and stumble over his words as he ends the video.

"That'll teach you..." I say smugly at him, causing him to glare at me playfully. We hear Symone beep outside, causing Lizzy to run in while putting on one of her Green Day shirts. She probably couldn't find her LP one.

Luke quickly put's on one of his black skinny jeans and puts on his shoes before leaving with us. HE's still wearing his PJ shirt though, but its plain black so I guess no one would notice.

I sat between Luke and Ashton, causing me to smell something bad... Like WTF is that smell? Is it Luke? I sniff him, causing him to be startled, so I shake my head and sniff Ashton. Ugh it's him.

I make a gaging noise and inch closer to Luke. "Ashton I know people say you stink, but what the hell is that smell?!" I exclaim, causing him to stiffen and his eyes to widen along with Luke. Michael is biting down on him bottom lip to stop from laughing and Calum is holding his face while snickering.

Lin who was in front of Ashton, bent backwards and sniffed him, also, making a gagging noise, "Sweet lord of Christ! Is that sex I smell?!" she exclaims, causing Michael to burst and Calum to buckle over laughing.

Lizzy bends back too and sniff him, making a grossed out face, "Yeah. Yup. That's definitely the smell of sex and sweat combined onto a really smelly dude. Sweet baby Jezus!" She says grabbing Kita's bag and taking out her Axe body spray.

Lizzy hold her breath and attacks Ashton with the body spray, making him yelp and try dodge it, "It's like washing a dog!" Lin laughs, as Lizzy has her hand over her mouth and nose.

When she's almost gassed the entire van, does she stop and open a window, sticking her head out and taking a large guilt of air. And that's how we sat the entire drive there.

When we stop at the place, we all exit the car. "So no one is gonna ask why I smell...?" Ashton mumbles confused.

"Oh, we've connected the dots by now. Luke told me this morning that he saw Kita walk naked on the bus. It's no surprize. She gets these urges sometimes and just adventure around the hotel, or in this case. The bus," I tell him, causing his eyes to widen.

"And no she has no STD's. Also she chooses a person for a reason, in other words if I have this correct she had to choose between you or Calum. In her mind, there's no struggle to identify which male is the 'Bigger' man" I continue while putting air-quotes on 'Bigger'

"Wow... You make me sound like an endangered animal on Animal Planet," Kita says lifting her eyebrow at me. "It's to hide the fact that I'm dying of awkwardness, so my inner geek took over and now I'm spouting facts that don't make you sound bad," I say, causing her to shrug.

"But it feels so good to be bad," she ways seductively and enters the doors walking in front of all off us, while there's a gap between us and her.

"Hayley... I think I have a crush on Kita though..." Ashton says, making my eyes widen and me to pout. If they date, there won't be anyway Luke and I could date...

"Do what makes you happy Ashton..." I mumble and catch up to Kita. The girls and I enter this one glass room and the boys the other one next to us.

"So girls! My name is Dan and I'd like to ask you some questions on the tour you're going on!" Dan exclaims excitedly.

"Hiii Dannn!!!" we all yell at once, like a group of little children. "So I would like to ask you girls about this video first because you've got us all freaking out, like what the fuck?!" he says and starts the video on the screen in front of us. I also notice that the boys are watching the same video on their TV.

The video starts at my pool at home and I instantly know what it's about so I groan and watch with my hands on my cheeks and my elbows on my knees.

*The Video*

"Hey guys!" Calum yells at the camera while next to the pool. Lizzy's in the background. "Hey Lizzy!" Calum yells at the camera while looking at Lizzy through the camera.

Lizzy lifts her head and glares at Calum while zapping him, making him pout at the camera. "You're a meany..." Calum says glaring back at her playfully.

Suddenly we hear Lin screech loudly from the water as Calum points the Camera at her, now on the opposite side. Lizzy also quickly yells at Luke and I to get out of the water.

I see myself push Luke out of the water before actually getting out as he tries to help me. Luke tries to hoist me up but the crocodile swiftly jumps up and takes my leg into its jaw.

Luke yells loudly as he tries to reach for me, who had been pulled into the water as blood surfaces. I notice Harry and Lauren run into the house screaming as Ashton yells at Michael to call the police and an ambulance.

I then see more strands of blood as bubbles come from the water, while Luke breaks down crying viciously while Michael and Ashton hold him down and try to cheer him up, also while their freaking out.

The camera, well Calum, runs over to the scene and points the Camera at Luke and then into the water where you see me bending like a pretzel and latching onto the croc as it does the death roll.

"Fucking shit..." I hear Calum whisper panicked, yet amazed. Little fucker. More blood goes into the water, surrounding both me and the Croc before I suddenly pop out of the bloody water like a Jack-in-the-Box and roll onto the side of the pool.

Calum then moves toward the water again and record the Croc with caution. You can see the blood streaks following from the Croc's wounds. "It's fucking bleeding..." Calum mumbles. As the rest of the video consists of me being run to the hospital and getting stitches. The video ends with Calum looking at the camera tiredly, "This was one of the most eventful days in my life..." he says and ends the video.

*Video over*

I watch the black screen with lifted eyebrows as I message my temples. I look over at the other room and notice Luke crying again, buy on Ashton's shoulder silently. This was a very mean interview.

"So what exactly happened?!" Dan asks still baffled about the video. I lean back on my seat with a sigh. "Was it real?" Dan asks, making us all snap our attention towards him.

I lift my left leg and fold up my skinny jeans where my wound is still patched up a bit but you can just lift it and then see the stitches.

Dan gasps, "Holy Christmas bunnies!" Dan exclaims as the Camera moves closer to my wound. "I also had a few bites out of the croc so it would let go. It was rushed to the wildlife vet because it was bleeding out, just like me," I say, causing him to wipe off his face.

"I've actually called her Scarlett, because of the blood we shared in the pool. It was a nice life and death bonding situation," I tell him, "She was some wild Crocodile that came to close to my house and was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She lives in the zoo now," I tell him.

"If that Croc had a bite out of me I'd shoot it dead and make some designer boots," he comments laughing. I frown and look at him as if he was a disgusting piece of shit. Which he is.

"That's horrible... Animals are used to survival. They need to eat to survive. It's live or die situation out in the wild and just because I was mistaken for a happy meal, I wouldn't kill it," I say disgusted. "Animals take what they can get and they have it harder than us. We just make it worse by killing them off like they don't matter. Because they do matter," I say still disgusted with him.

This had caused him to shut up, but we hear a distant yell of Ashton screaming 'Preach sister!' causing me to giggle along with the rest of the girls.

"Well... Onto much more fun questions," Dan says rubbing his hands together. "So what do you make of this whole Linichael thing going on?" causing Lin to blush. Our managements had agreed that it would be good for some of us to date 5SOs, but just not all of them, since it's too soon in their careers and they're too young.

"Yeah... Uh we're dating," Lin says smiling brightly, making Dan clap his hands. "That's wonderful, even though both fandoms were shipping Lukayley; they were also shipping Linichael, which is the best thing ever now that you guys are stuck together for this entire tour!" Dan exclaims happily.

I smile awkwardly and sadly as I look at everything except the people in the room. The interview was long and I was silent for most of it, which would cause the fans to know that something is either bothering me or something's wrong.

After the interview Kita and I were walking in front of the group with a gap once again, "So... You and Ashton...?" I ask still kind of sad that Luke and I might never happen.

She frowns at me, "Hayley... I like Ashton, but I won't date him... It would be unfair to you and Luke, plus I'm great at hiding relationships, and if management or the fans find out, then we'll just be friends with benefits," Kita says as if she's thought this through.

"But... I don't think Ashton's heart could take just being friends with benefits... He'll get tired of it..." I tell her sadly. She looks at me sternly, "Hayley... I've got this... I'm the oldest and I know how to look out for you girls while balancing out my own life," she says smiling, causing me to smile and hug her sideways.

"You and Ashton would make the weirdest couple... You balance each other out perfectly... But strangely..." I say, causing her to laugh. I hope the tour will be fun...