Darak: I should formerly introduce myself. I'm Darak, King of the Vampires and Master of the Thot Slaying Arts.

Ryu: Oh my God I already like him.

Everyone in the ORC was shaking from Darak's presence. Surprisingly Issei and Koneko felt, at ease near him.

Issei: You think I'd be pissing my pants in front of you but I feel fine.

Koneko: Yeah. Actually I feel nice being near you.

Darak: Oh it must be because you're Vampires now. That's just how most act when I'm around.

Tiamat: Darak, it's good to see you again.

Darak: Likewise Tia.

Ryu: You guys know each other?

Fafnir: You're fathers been around for centuries and centuries Ryu. We've battled the man quite a few times unable to even put a dent in him.

Darak: Fafnir, Ddraig, good to see you're both alive and kicking.

Kira: More on that later, how did you become self aware?

Akane: Oh here we go again.

Darak: Ohhhhh I have my ways. I just met the original memes in person.

Ryu: I retract my earlier statement, I LOVE this guy!

Darak: Best part is that-

Akane: Darak, it yet. They'll be bouncing off the walls for hours.

Ryu: What were you about to say?

Darak: Maybe later. But first I have a few birthday gifts to make up for.

Darak reached into a portal fascinating Ryu.

Ryu: Is that a hammer space?

Darak: THE ORIGINAL Hammer Space.

He pulled out two arrows making both Ryu's and Kira's eyes bulge out of their heads.

Xenovia: What are those.

Darak: Don't use them right away.

Ryu: THOSE ARE FUCKING STAND ARROWS!!!!

Kira immediately aside one with her eyes sparkling.

Kira: 'I always wondered why my name was the same as his.'

Ryu: If what you're gonna give us next is what I think you're going to, after this book I know where I'm about to go.

Darak smirked and gave both of them portal guns. Ryu began to hyperventilate as Kira feinted.

Darak: I think that makes up for it.

Ryu: JOTARO-MOTHER FUCKING-KUJO HERE I COME!!!

TIME SKIP!!

The ORC was at a dirty pool with Ryu questioning Rias.

Ryu: Why exactly are we here again?

Rias: To clean up the pool. It was supposed to be the student council's job but we decided to take it up for all the help they gave us during the Kokabiel incident.

Ryu: BITCH I DID ALL THE FUCKING WORK!!! THEY DIDN'T DO JACK THERE!!

Rias: Well it's too late now.

Ryu: Well fuck it I'm just gonna be supervising this shit.

He laid down on a beach chair already in swimming trunks and sunglasses.

Kira: Well I pretty much tamed the fire dog.

Kira transform her outfit into a swimming suit before laying down on the spare beach chair putting on sunglasses as well. Issei looked at her with a pervy look. That when Kira rose her hand as water for the pool got on him.

Issei: EWWWW!!!!

Kira: That's what you get for being a perv.

The ORC began cleaning the pool with Ryu chilling like a villain listening to music.

Ryu: And it's Terror time again.
They got you running through the night.

Tiamat: You I think we all needed this. No fighting, stray Devils.

Fafnir: I agree.

Ryu: Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, it feels good just being a normal teenager again.

Kira: Yeah. Just taking a break doing nothing is the best thing.

They looked up and saw that they still hadn't finished.

Darak: Supervising the Gremory's cleaning the pool?

Ryu turned and saw Darak sitting on a beach chair between the twins. They both smirked seeing this.

Ryu: Yup.

Darak: You two really are my children.

They all laughed before all cracking open bottles of Mountain Dew.

Ryu: To family.

They all cheers'd before drinking.

Ryu: So dad what was it like in the deaths of hell?

Darak: Eh, it was pretty mundane being honest. Got chained up for a few years but I could break out at any time.

Kira: Which reminds me, why didn't you?

Darak: Eh, didn't feel like it. I know Zechs would've went on and on about how I shouldn't have even attempted without accepting the consequences and whatnot.

Kira: That explains it.

Darak: So Ryu, which one?

Ryu: Neko.

Darak: Really? Didn't think you were into tiny women.

Ryu: I mean she got to me when I was at a bit of a weak point in my life.

Darak: Ok then if it wasn't Koneko-

Ryu: Hime.

Fafnir: You answer these quick.

Tiamat: It's a Ryu thing.

Darak: If you had to choose-

Ryu: Both.

Darak: That's my boy.

Akeno: Ryu, the insides all clean, can you fill the pool up?

Ryu: Sure.

He was about to snap with fingers but Darak stopped him.

Darak: Let me.

Me snapped his own fingers and a torrent of water filled the pool. Both twins sat up with Kira taking off her shades with a shocked look.

Kira: You filled it up in just a second with no water spilled at all...

Darak: This ain't my first rodeo kids.

Rias: Alright! Now that that's done, time to go in!

Ryu: Cool.

Ryu jumped from his chair and did a backflip into the pool. This splashed everyone as they laughed and got in as well. Ryu noticed Koneko and Asia hadn't jumped in.

Ryu: Neither of you guys can swim can you?

Both of them nodded their heads.

Ryu: Alright then. Yo Issei, you teach Asia while I teach Neko.

Issei: Right!

They both got out of the pool as Ryu walked to Koneko.

Ryu: Alright Neko, it's actually pretty easy to swim once you learn the basics. You just gotta-

Koneko: I don't like where this is going.

Ryu: JUMP IN THERE!!!

He grabbed her bridal style and jumped into the pool. Her yells were muffled by the water around them as he swam up with her as she hugged onto him tight.

Koneko: Jerk!

Darak: Brilliant!!

Ryu: Oh come on, it's not like you can die anymore remember? Just look.

He sunk down with her again and looked like he wasn't even holding his breath. She peeked open her eyes and noticed he was right.

Tiamat: No need for air Koneko.

Koneko was stunned as they both floated back up.

Ryu: Alright. Don't fight it. Waters you're friend. Don't struggle, just do little kicks. Just watch.

He held her hands pushing her out and showed him moving his legs.

Ryu: See? It's easy. Just kick.

Koneko began moving her legs like he did and began to go higher.

Ryu: There you go. Now there's one other trick to it.

Koneko: What is it.

Ryu: Not trying.

Koneko: I think I'd need practice at it.

Ryu: Oh really? Look down.

She saw that Ryu wasn't holding her hands anymore as she was floating by herself. She looked back up at him seeing he had a cheeky grin.

Koneko: When did-

Ryu: See? Works every time.

Darak: Ahhh. That's one of the easiest tactics.

Kira: Second favorite to sink or swim.

Koneko: So what's next?

Ryu: Moving you're arms.

He went forward with Koneko watching.

Ryu: All you need to do is stroke slow, but not too slow.

Koneko slowly mimicked his motion and moved forward.

Ryu: And that's pretty much all you need to know for swimming.

Koneko: Sorry that you had to-

Ryu: Don't finish that. It was pretty cool to actually teach you some-

Right there and then Ryu Papa Bear Senses tingled. He looked to Issei as he was teaching Asia to swim.

Ryu: ISSEI IF I SEE ANY DAMN PERVY THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD IT COMES OFF!!!

Issei: GAH NO!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!

Asia: Um, what are you talking about Ryu?

Ryu: Oh nothing Asia, just watch the looks Issei gives you VERY CAREFULLY.

Darak: She's a Cinnamon Roll isn't she?

Kira: Yup.

Darak brought out a shotgun and held it at the ready.

Darak: I have my eye on him.

Ryu had gotten out shaking the water off his hair.

Ryu: It's been a while since I took a dip like that.

Tiamat: It has. Also Darak, where did you get the shotgun?

Darak: Hammer Space Tia.

???: Well well, this is where you've been.

They all turned to see a male with a red hat and cloak with black hair. Ryu's jaw nearly snapped off from dropping so hard as Kira spat out her soda.

Ryu: ... Did I somehow get high?

Rias: Who are you?

???: Oh well if it isn't the Princess of Ruin. Sorry but I just came to visit my family.

Rias: You're what?

Issei: Woah, I can just feel it. This dues a vampire!

Darak: Ryu, Kira, I'd like both of you to meet you're uncle.

Ryu&Kira: OUR UNCLE IS FUCKING ALUCARD?!!!

Alucard: Hey kiddos how've you been? I haven't seen you since the hospital incident.

Darak: We never did find the body of that asshole.

Ryu: Hold on, how many times did you shoot that twilight vampire retard?

Alucard: Thirty SEVEN times.

Ryu: He's the meme, I fucking LOVE TODAY!!!

For the rest of the time Ryu chilled by the poolside letting Alucard take his seat. Soon after he felt something press on his back as he deadpanned.

Ryu: Akeno, I'm loyal. You're not gonna get me in any way.

Akeno: Awww but it's so fun to try.

Ryu: You can all you want but I'm not fazed.

Tiamat: 'That's a boldfaced lie and you know it.'

Ryu: 'Tia, I'm a fucking rock. It'll take more than Akeno putting her pretty big tots on my back with a bathing suit to-'

Before he could finish he noticed how there were two pointy feelings on his back.

Ryu: Ugh... You went topless didn't you?

Akeno: Why? You like what you feel?

Alucard: Pfft!! Man that's a new level to me.

Kira: Trust me, that's just an average for Akeno.

Darak: I have never seen a girl as horny as her in my existence.

Fafnir: That, is not horny for her. It's just her trying to get a reaction out of him.

Ryu's poker face was still that of an iron wall.

Ryu: Mm, feels nice, but still nothing.

Akeno: Ara-Ara. You really are naughty.

Koneko: He's mine Akeno.

Koneko stood behind them with a stoic but annoyed expression.

Akeno: Oh come on, can't you share just a little-

They both looked and saw Ryu disappeared. They looked over and saw that he grabbed ANOTHER beach chair and was sitting beside Kira.

Ryu: Yo.

Alucard: You should've went into thought slaying mode.

Ryu: Eh, too much work. I'm not planning on fighting today.

Alucard: Ahh there's me coming out in you. There been too many battles lately?

Kira: That's the long and short of it.

Alucard: Eh, me and Darak had pretty much the same problem working for Integra.

Ryu: By the way, does Seras technically count as our aunt or cousin?

Alucard: I have no fucking clue. I mean Integra definitely counts as aunt but~.

Ryu: I'm just going with aunt since she's definitely a few decades older.

Kira: Probably for the best.

Darak: Eh, she's only 49.

Ryu: Anyway you guys seen Xenovia?

Xenovia: I'm right here.

He turned to see her in a bathing suit.

Ryu: Nice. But I still think mines better.

Ryu gestured to his swimming trunks that had the words "Crimson Savage" in red on the black.

Xenovia: Actually can you help me out, I'm not sure if I put it on right.

Ryu: Eh, looks right to-

She grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him.

Ryu: Alright then this bull.

Alucard tipped his sunglasses down in amazement and respect.

Alucard: How many girls are going to fall for him?

Kira: I don't know but he only made it official for one. And I don't know if anyone's gonna get him to change that. Forcefully at least.

Xenovia dragged Ryu all the way to the storage room closing the door behind them.

Ryu: Alright Xenovia, what is it? You're swimsuit is fine. And give me the short answer.

Xenovia: I want you to make a baby with me.

Ryu still had a deadpanned face hearing this.

Ryu: And can I ask why ME?

Xenovia: During you're fight with Kokabiel, you displayed power beyond any reason I could think of. I would like my children to have strength like that.

Ryu: Mm. Mm. A valid point, but there's one thing you forgot.

Xenovia: And what's that?

Ryu: I have a girlfriend.

Xenovia: I asked Koneko on this matter as well. She said all Devils are naturally selfish.

Ryu: 'Fucking hell.' Another valid point. Now allow me my counterpoint.

He kicked down the door and walked out without another word. He sat back on the beach chair and cracked open

Darak: You are one solid individual Ryu.

Ryu: I know. So back to some important topics, do vampires count as their own Faction?

Alucard: In a way, yes.

Ryu: That's nice to know.

Kira: Also, which stands?

Darak: No idea. All on luck.

Ryu: That's fine.

CHAPTER END!!