???: YOU FUCKING WHAT?!!

A boy with crimson hair tried to rapidly punch a young man with white hair, to absolutely no avail.

???2: BITCH YOU HEARD ME, YOU'RE GOOD BUT YOU'RE FUCKING ASS MATE!!! I'M RUNNING THIS NONSENSE!!!!

???: YOU MEAN EVERYTHING I ALREADY WENT THROUGH I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPERIENCE A SECOND TIME FANG?!!!!

FANG "THE AUTHOR" XIAO-LONG!!

Fang: YES DIPSHIT!!!

He rose a hand, before snapping it, causing the hair of the teen to go from Crimson to Jet Black.

???: YOU DICK!!!

It was then a third voice began to speak.

???2: Could be worse. You could be losing me too.

Fang: Now, sit your asses back, and let me make you someone who's character DOESN'T get overlooked in the first chapter. *Turns Head* I don't blame anyone, but you know you are.

A pen an pencil formed in the man's hand.

Fang: ... Not on your life.

He threw it away, with a phone appearing in his hand.

Fang: Nope, still too slow.

Now with more than a single choice, the author didn't choose just anything for his craft.

Fang: -_- Oi, not the one you're supposed to narrate about asshole.

Tossing it to the aside yet again, he found a small laptop in his hands.

Fang: ALMOST, but not completely there.

It was clear now that he had options, the writer was picky with what he wrote with.

Fang: NARRATOR, IN A TRUNK, OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!

It was then that a PC appeared, with a monitor and a desk as well.

Fang: ALRIGHT BABY, BACK IN BUSINESS!!!

SATAN'S SPAWN, REVISITED

Almost as if the prior conversation didn't happen, the same teen was waking up in a bed, rubbing his eyes. He looked to his left, seemingly expecting to see someone, but realized he was on own.

???: Ugh... What time is it?

Similarly, the same voice with no physical form had the same experience.

???2: You've got approximately 15 minutes to get to school before you lose that bet you made to always be on time.

???: Damnit!

At high speeds, the boy began to shower, make breakfast, and put a uniform on.

???: Ugh, fuck this tie. You're only useful for one thing, and it's not to wear temporarily!

This was all done in the span of 5 minutes, as he wrapped his breakfast sandwich in a bag, allowing him to dash out of the nicely furnished home.

???2: You really don't intend to be late once, do you?

???: For 1: I'm not gonna lose a 300,000 Yen Bet! Do you not understand how much I can feed my gaming addiction with that?!

???2: True.

???: And for 2: If I ever see that tiny bunny again, I am not gonna be the laughing stock when she realizes I have to give HER that amount.

He continued to walk, before arriving at his school.

KUOH ACADEMY

???: -_- This has still gotta be in the top 5 horniest schools in Japan, and I refuse to hear otherwise.

He put on a pair of headphones, starting to listen to music.

???: "Can you feel life movin' through your mind?
Ooh, looks like it came back for more, yeah!
Can you feel time slippin' down your spine Ooh, you try and try to ignore, yeah!"

As he continued to walk, he found himself genuinely enjoying the time he had alone in his mind.

Until it was brought to an abrupt halt.

Schoolgirl: You're kidding right? She has a crush on him?!

Schoolgirl2: No joke, it's crazy right?!

Two girls quickly walked behind the teen, before one that hadn't noticed him ended up bumping into his back.

???: "Ah damnit, now I have to say something!

He had to wonder exactly no one would be able to spot someone at his height, that being 6'5. He turned around, before both girls saw his face, realizing immediately who he was.

Schoolgirl: R-Ryu Lucile?!

RYU "THE REBORN MENACE" LUCILE!!

Ryu: ... You good there?

The girl that fell got up rather quicky, rapidly nodding her head.

Schoolgirl2: D-Don't worry about it, I was the one who ran into you! I uh- Well see you later!!

They both ran past him, in a mix of terror, and a bit of attraction in there as well.

Schoolgirl: Man, I don't know what it is about him... He's a totally different type of hot from Kiba!

Schoolgirl2: I know! It's like there's a whole mystery under that sexy bad boy appearance... It's just the fact that he's also the scariest boy in the entire school.

Schoolgirl: Yeah, it's like if you mention his name...

The girls looked back, seeing Ryu nowhere to be found.

Schoolgirl: ... He appears like the Devil.

IN THE SCHOOL

Ryu had just walked into his class, with the teacher looking to the side.

Teacher: Ah, Mr. Lucile. On time like always.

He nodded, before going to his seat, while two students were banging their head's on their desks at his arrival. He ignored this, and chose to go to his seat. Right beside him was the series' FORMER Protagonist, but that was in an animation.

???: 'Man, I just can't get a read on that guy.'

Ryu stared out the window, allowing his mind to wander.

???: 'The girls always go on about how hot he is, and just how much they wanna go up to talk to him but don't! We're in our 2nd Year and he hasn't had a normal conversation with anyone from my knowledge, AND WE'VE HAD ALL THE SAME CLASSES TOGETHER THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!'

Ryu: Oi, Hyoudou. You mind not staring at the back of my head?

ISSEI "PERVY DRAGON EMPEROR" HYOUDOU!!

Issei jolted up, as Ryu turned around with a deadpan.

Ryu: -_- It's creepy as fuck, and you and the Perverted Trio don't need more accusations.

Issei: GEH!!!

TIME SKIP!!

After a few hours, the time for lunch had came. Ryu made sure top find himself a decently shaded tree, before laying back on it. Once he did, he didn't sense a single interruption, he took in a breath, taking in everything. This specific tree in his opinion granted him the most peace, due to the fact that it provided the best airflow, and if you focused hard enough, you'd be able to hear birds chirping, the water running, and the trees rustling.

Perfect conditions for decent nap. Ryu drifted off, able to be at peace. 15 minutes of peaceful slumber had passed, until Ryu's stomach began to growl.

Ryu: ... Oh right, food.

He began to stretch, before grabbing a bento box at his side. Before he opened it, he felt a tap on his shoulder.

Ryu: Eh?

He turned, seeing a girl of bellow average height, with white hair.

Ryu: Oh, sup Neko.

KONEKO "THE SASSY WHITE NEKO" TOUJOU!!

Koneko: Yo.

She said nothing more, sitting beside Ryu with a box of chocolate assorted items. Ryu opened his bento, revealing that is was stuffed with sushi, making Koneko's eyes briefly glint.

Ryu: Yeah I figured you would've brought that, might as well make an even-

Without even being able to finish his sentence Koneko had already swiped a piece of sushi. He rolled his eyes before smiling, grabbing a cookie. Unknown to him, 2 individuals were watching the pair. One was a Raven haired girl with an undeniably sinful body, and the other was a red haired girl with an equally sinful body, only in slightly different ways

???: Yep, that's him alright.

???2: Black hair, very quiet, above average height. I didn't think it would be him though. The fact that he was this close for so long and we didn't notice is far beyond surprising.

???: It's not even that we were negligent. He's able to hide his presence incredibly well. It shows that he's entirely aware, and is unbelievably gifted. The only reason we even felt something was because it looks like Koneko made him drop his guard.

???2: Ara. I wonder how she managed that.

Soon enough, school had ended for all of the student, and Ryu was in a slightly better mood than he started the day in. He had his headphones on and was singing lowly to himself.

Ryu: Spec of fear grows in you're eyes~.
You'll meet your death in no disguise~.

???: Ara-Ara. You have a beautiful singing voice. Too bad you don't speak to most people often.

He turned to see a busty girl was behind him. Unlike most men, Ryu Lucile didn't lose an sense of control, with his composure being stone cold.

Ryu: Akeno Himejima, right?

AKENO "THE LIGHTNING DOMINATRIX" HIMEJIMA!!

Akeno: Yes. I see you know me.

Ryu: Mmhm... And you came up to me because?

Akeno: Well, the president of the Occult Research Club would like to have a word with you.

Ryu: Tell Rias the only word I have for her is no.

He turned around and began walking again.

Akeno: Ara. He's quite the piece of work.

He continued walking until he reached an apartment. Surprisingly he lived right across from Issei, and still made the conscious effort to never actually talk to him.

And yes, this was all because the boy was part of the perverted Trio.

Ryu: 'I feel like there's some kind of pattern here.'

He walked inside the house, turned on the lights, and immediately jumped onto the couch, seemingly floating down. He then grabbed what looked to be a switch controller, and he powered it and the TV on and began playing a familiar game, with a soundtrack beginning to play.

https://youtu.be/0uEx8fF5Ld8

After going 2 hours without being interrupted, Ryu was about to get a 100 win streak online. He seemed to be hyper focused, pressing buttons at an almost incalculable speed.

Ryu: Come on... Bastards using fucking Ness but he's almost dead... STOP SPAMMING PK FIRE YOU FUCKING CUCK!!!!

Just she he was about to finish the player off he lost his concentration hearing rapid knocks on the door. This gave just enough time for the Ness to land a Heavy Attack and shoot Ryu's Lucario over the edge. This made loose the match and the perfect win streak. Ryu was still holding the controller with a poker face but his hands were shaking with rage. He got up and opened the door. He saw that a busty red haired girl was right in front of him.

???: Hello Ryu.

Once hearing her talk, he began to deadpan, while a vein formed on his forehead.

Ryu: -_- What? Do you want? Rias?

RIAS "DEVILISH CHERRY TOP" GREMORY!!

The girl could see the obvious annoyance on Ryu's face, noticing that he was quite unpleased.

Rias: Um... Did I come at a bad time or?

Ryu: -_- I'd lie and say you didn't, but you're already here and interrupted, so yes. Now again I shall ask. What do you want?

Rias: I'll just get straight to the point. Tomorrow, I'd like for you to come to the ORC clubhouse to discuss a few things.

Ryu: ... Now let me get this straight... You came over here to my house... Interrupted literally one of the hardest things to do in gaming... ONLY to say that you'd like to talk the next day?

Rias: ... That is what I did, isn't it?

Unknown to Rias, a dark aura appeared around Ryu, as he began to steel every nerve within himself to prevent himself from committing any war crimes.

Ryu: ... This better not be a waste of my Friday Cherry Top. Fine.

Rias: Thank you... And would you not call me Cherry Top?

Ryu: Absolutely not.

Rias peaked over his shoulder, noticing the inside of Ryu's home seemed nicer than most in the area.

Rias: Wow, you keep quite tidy in this area. May I come in-

Ryu: AND I DRAW THE LINE THERE.

He turned before slamming the door with all disrespect.

Rias: O_O That's one way to say no.

Ryu took a few steps, trying to keep his composure.

???: Easy there Ry. Deep breaths.

Ryu: *Sniff* ... I'm good. Thanks partner.

???: S'what I'm here for.

TIME SKIP!!

The next day, school hadn't changed much at all for Ryu, as he allowed himself to be unbothered by most problems that could occur today, simply making sure that it would be a problem to deal with at that moment. The moment he was about to make his way to the club, he felt someone mount onto his shoulder.

Ryu: Neko, how many times to I have to say that one of my shoulders isn't a good enough perch?!

Koneko: It was to get your attention. Rias sent me.

Ryu: *Sigh* Fine, let's go.

They began to walk into the clubhouse, and once inside Ryu had to do a double take.

Ryu: ... Why does the inside look this damn good when the outside is decrepit?!

???: You get used to it. It's quite homie actually!

He turned to see a familiar blonde boy.

Ryu: Yuuto Kiba

YUUTO "POSSIBLY FRUITY PRINCE CHARMING" KIBA

Kiba: Yes I am! It's nice to meet you Ryu!

Ryu: Uh huh.

He saw Rias and Akeno at a desk, as Akeno waved.

Akeno: Hey, I'm really glad you decided to come!

Ryu: Hope I will be too after this.

He took a seat, as immediately the students walked in front of him.

Rias: Alright Ryu, it sems like you're the kind of person who value's your time, and I respect that. So I'll just cut to the chase for you.

Ryu: Appreciated. For once.

Rias: There's one thing about the Occult Research Club that most people in the school have no knowledge of.

Immediately, they all sprouted bat wings from their backs, which momentarily made Ryu's eyes widen.

Rias: We're all Devils.

They looked at the teen, expecting to see a look of shock, or at least a double take.

However all they did get was a sweat drop.

Ryu: ... So is NOW a bad time to point out how shit you all are at concealing your Demonic Power or?

Rias: ... Eh?

Ryu: Okay, straight forward it is.

Ryu stood up, before wings as well appeared on his back, shocking the rest.

Ryu: You lot don't know all the Devils in Kuoh.

PROLOGUE END!!