[AU]

By snowstormjinx A/N warning language may be used for fun and I'm just full on warning you .  and there's sht

plenty of mature shit no lemons but fck why did I even think of this  ah loop the music.

 "Dear tree , you are a good secret tree , such a nice tree , with your apples and green leaves , so sweet you taste , I would like to tell God something , 'Dear God , take care of me I don't wanna be that lil girl that came down to not be so lonely like in the stories . Don't tie a red string to my pinkie I feel like he would pull on my toe till I trip like a mean kid .  I want to be able to smile , I don't want a tangled string , maybe it could be a silver lining of a cloud ' she wrote , my eyes skim to the next paragraph

"Why was I born with such a shocking color of hair , and I watch as the sky get a bit darker it's such a light shade from this tree , the end.... God I happen to enjoy this chat . Mr tree maybe I can learn to make treats from an apple tree , see you-  Sakura . She had written  , I watch as she hugs the tree and then leaves off in a hurry .

I climb down the tree I gaze at her letter and stuff it back into the hollow where she left it .'It won't feel wrong if I read and think about it right ?  Who am I kidding it feels bad reading a girl's secrets , especially such a nice one .

I sigh heavily as I think back to what she wrote " Sakura Haruno San , I will marry you one day I myself will tie my string to you " I say  I let out  a deep breath and then a bunny comes from the bushes . "Uchiha- " She stutters

"I don't like that name , Hinata , you know this " I trail and she whispers "Sorry forced habit " Hinata explained , " She 's coming back and Itachi captured a spirit , he wants to share the meal with you , be careful and hurry I don't know if he caught her " Hinata says hurriedly .  Please I rubbed all over that tree so my scent would get on her ..... my thoughts trail I stop suddenly ' He might take what's mine , he likes to tease me ' I think I run Hinata is faster than me in this form , I follow her to my brother .

"nya " I roar and slam into him , the clearing of the trees gives of an eerie feel especially when my older brother has a soul in his hands . "Oi where's my woman " I say Hinata rams her head to the ground repeatedly  She stares at the tree " Stupid " she whispers  .

' pft what did I do wrong 'I think . " A woman you say , she will make a good meal " he says smirking . "NO you can't I'm going to marry her one of these days Sakura shall be mine  "  I say.  A blur of pink falls to the ground  ,  " yes , yES I have finally knocked her off the tree " Hinata says turning back into her human form , we are small compared to Itachi and Hinata is tired from using her form and her strength to bring Sakura down .

"bork bark awwoo " I look at my ping haired girl with a tilt of my head  "Here girl " I say her face turns red  green eyes shine and I rush into her arms  and get on top of her so she can't leave .  " Nice trick what were you doing " Itachi says , "Perhaps calling for help " "Why would you wanna marry me yokai-San I don't wanna man "  Sakura says raising a tiny fist at my face I rub on her hand . "your so tiny , " I say  " an cute , I love you marry me  "

"NO  " " Butt but why " I say small tears  leak out of my eyes . " I can't my family has a history of marrying bad men "

"Lil lady , my brother is not a man  "waaaaa" Sakura's green orbs go wide  I sense the taste of fear and nibble the edges of her worries sweet , sugar  , like honey wafers . "Hinata go get whats crying " I order she hops to the trees . "Don't touch him leave him alone "

"Is that your kid " Itachi says his eyes flash a dangerous red , I hold her close to me . " Yes , he's mine " Sakura says loudly .  Hinata comes back a bundle of cloth is in her arms . "It's a boy he's so cute  " she whispers . " You kids are to young 7 years old both of you he says to me and Hinata, who the fck knocks up a 8 year old lil girl "  he shouts

"Me " I look at the voice and I grip Sakura's hand and leave my snake's blessing on her . "Sasowi kun " Sakura says " I can finwally get married . " "So you accepted my proposal then , good "

Hinata head butts him from behind "hands off my otp you umm... tomato head . " Hinata says skipping over to hand me the baby . It has his hair wait so it's this guys kid , but it has blue green eyes , and Sakura's nose . "That boy is too old for Sakura~ kun  " I shout " I'M 11  " he says .  "I hate you " Itachi says " a dirty punk like you , doing that to a little girl "

"I asked Sakura to marry me she said yes " I tease the red head , "Sakura is that true " He asks she nods " I can't marry a man they cause problems remember " she says .    I  get off her and hug her handing the baby over to her . it gurgles happily .

"Barrier against evil " he shouts surrounding Itachi , me , an Sakura  . I glare at him as it hurts Itachi but me and Sakura and the baby don't seem hurt , a barrier huh .

Hinata seems to look at him from the tree pointing out a pressure point to me that is on his upper lip and and pulse of his wrist , before I can make an attack attempt.  on him , a loud growl comes from Sakura , I let out a sigh , what's wrong with her . " let my sister go you promised not to touch her you dirty snake  " A voice shouts , "And you promised to come back  "  my brother replies he smiles teasingly at her .

From Izumi's point of view she can leave him their for dead , after all he did bad things to her she didn't want to be here but poking at him from outside of a barrier would be fun , to kick him where it hurts to feed off him like she should have but .. her sister ..... and Izumi was technically his what a tight box .

Her fist tightened on the pipe in her hand, " Oi Sasori keep the barrier strong  " she comes from behind him slinking with the shadow .  "You damn shlut , why would you even fckin do that " and hits him with the pipe in his gut, "It was tempting way to tempting and you know it , your own parents sold you to me and it was so good that sugar, the honey drizzle on you , the way they dressed you up for the slaughter .  Wait Sasuke cover your ears  "  he says and the small child next to Sakura covers Sakura's and his own .

"Not to mention your tears and the fact that you were crying and screaming not to get near you it has been a while since I made a girl come to my bed , especially since your were my new bride . so forgive me for being rough" Itachi whispers the words bringing tears to her eyes  her next word like a soft carress.

" You... fckin raped me !!!!" And threatened my sisters life  , that was the most god forsaken week of my life , I didn't come back cause I had to take care of Sakura after what happened to her . " She says tears in her eyes and her brown hair was flying wildly behind her Itachi smirked and reached for her eyes glowing red , "You lie , I can smell it on you that's your child "he says a pale finger on his lips as if he finds her tears and and anger amusing .

he then looks at her more " I bet it's not even my child  isn't it , you went and did something it's a red head , it doesn't have your hair . " he growls out and grabs her by the hair and drags her into the barrier with him .  " Make  a move with that pipe and your baby dies "  " God dammit Sasori your kekkai (barrier ) are weak , damn tomato " Izumi says she drops the pipe and chews her gum 'Gum is a super helper fckin make him choke on it,Izumi your fab , you will survive , protective moma activate  , an sister , go go go  ' she thinks in her head  " By the way you can cry all you want but unless you do what I want that bastard dies , and I mean everything  " he whispers .

'welllll ..... fuging cupcakes ' she thinks "Hun cupcakes won't solve sht " he replies I widen my eyes . "what about puppies " Sakura says , " A cat " suggests Sasuke , they hold the baby who is gurgling happily .

"is it mine is it is it  " he shouts and Izumi whimpers as he grabs her leg, and collapses on top of her he grabs the babe from Sakura's frail kiddo arms . "Let my baby go " Izumi says , "Tell me the truth is it mine  , speak or I'll kill him " Sakura cries out let my lil bro go , but Itachi pushes her into Sasuke's arms .

"It's yours our family has irregular patterns cause we are demon hunters our past was and as you can see Sasori is one in training , Sakura has pink hair , and demons are more attached to red , and because well you .. you had your way it became red ," she said and he let her go , " I forgot about that last part ."

Itachi says with an apologetic tone . " Either way you three are coming with us  , and feed the poor thing it's hungry , and so am I  I want milk " he says putting his head on her chest  Izumi shivers . " WHy do I suffer " she murmurs. " Cmon honey we gotta get some snacks for our wedding . " Sasuke says grabbing my lil sisters hand "Sht , why ... why  , you effin crow  "I yowl and he sits on me  till I'm surrendering belly up , and he smirks glad that I have given up.

"Hinata " Sasuke calls out a black haired girl jabs at Sasori's throat , and getting his pulse in her arms before she inserts a part of her soul in and out ripping it surgically but not painfully , karma is a btch ain't it I told you to fcking practice your aura and kekkai barrier 'Izumi thinks as Itachi trails butterfly kisses on her chin her neck while Izumi watches Sasori fall to the ground  faint tired and groaning .

"Sasori are you alright " Sakura asks "I didn't even sense you "  "You sucked at sensing me , like badly, I was like near your ear" " they didn't teach me correctly I was kidnapped ,  "Sasori says , leaving half a Mona Lisa on the forest ground his barrier shatters like glass and Sakura  "You all were kidnapped?"Itachi questioned , yeah why would I come back here you shlut " Izumi continued her heart beat pounding as the dark haired crow .places a kiss on her collarbone  " I bet your tears taste like poetry only I would know right ? " he asks his voice husky  .

" nOPE YOU all are getting kidnapped again " Itachi says a smile on his face as he swings me on his shoulder.

"Fuck urself " Sasori says

"Na Izumi is gonna be used for that " Itachi replies I look at his red eyes and I do something very very awkward I lick his face , to faze him it doesn't work , "You flirting with me love " He asks 

"Sht  ,why it no work "

A/N you all like that plot twist  :3 I'm thinking of making a cowboy one next , or maybe a Ninja one  , or maybe psycho  Sasuke  i got another idea ready.