[texting fix, modern AU]

Group Chat
"Team 7"

Naruto: So can we all just meet up at Ichiraku's

Sakura: YOUVE BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK AND THATS THE FIRST THING YOU SAY

Sakura: WHERE HAVE YOU AND SASUKE BEEN???

Sakura: OH DONT EVEN TRY TO GET AWAY

Sakura: I SAW THAT YOU WERE TYPING

Sakura: BOTH OF YOU

Sakura: NOT JUST YOU SASUKE

Naruto: well um

Naruto: you know how u told us not to do it

Sakura: do what?

Naruto: get arrested?

Sasuke: we were almost arrested

Sasuke: learn the difference

Naruto: YEAH

Naruto: UR RIGHT

Naruto: oh god I CANT BELIEVE I JUST AGREED WITH YOU

Naruto: but yea thats what happened

Sakura: So the two of you were arrested

Sasuke: almost

Sakura: what'd the two of you do?

Naruto: thats confidential

Sasuke: not telling

Sakura: Sasuke I am your girlfriend so you better spill it

Sakura: and Naruto, your girlfriend is one of my best friends so you better spill it if you know what's good for you

Sasuke: ...

Naruto: We were almost arrested

Sakura: I KNOW THAT

Sakura: WHAT DID YOU DO, IDIOT

Sasuke: naruto thought it'd be fun to go on the area 51 raid

Sakura: And you just LISTENED to him

Sasuke: it sounded interesting

Sasuke: and stupid

Sasuke: and that's why i had to

Sakura: And what's your excuse, Naruto

Naruto: Rock Lee and i has a bet

Sakura: What was the bet?

Naruto: umm

Sasuke: it's confidential

Naruto: YEAH

Naruto: CONFIDENTIAL, SAKURA

Naruto: sorry but i can't tell you

Sasuke: mhm

Sakura: >:(

Sakura: I'm gonna kill the both of you

Sakura: YOU HEAR ME

Sakura: THE BOTH OF YOU ARE DEAD

Sakura: NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

Sakura: SASUKE, AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND I DEMAND YOU TO

Sasuke: ily

Sasuke: but no

Sasuke: youre better off not knowing

Sasuke: trust me i still can't unsee it

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I have no idea what happened in this fic
By arahabaki