I AM SOOOO SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!!!! I FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP BACK FROM REPAIRS AND AM SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!

~WOLFIE OUT!

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Recap:

“WHADDYA MEAN WE PASSED??!!” I woke up and glared at Temari that shouted out.

“Temari… YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!” I pointed at her. Then I looked around. Damn it, I slipped.

“You can’t do anything to me.” She smirked.

I looked softly at her like she was rubbish and I could take her on any day, which I could.

I smiled sweetly, “Shut up.” Then my face turned into a glare, “Or I’ll kill you.”

Recap End!!!!!!!!!!

SHIZUKU'S POV

So yeah after I threatened to kill Temari, everyone was silent. Not good.

''Heh Heh Heh... Moo.'' I mumbled and saw Avril and Colin trying to contain their laughter.

NARUTO ABRIDGED BABY!!!!

''Hn...'' I looked around, 

After Ibiki was like ''Oh you passed!'' and everyone was like ''OOOOOO WAIT HUH>!??'' He explained and I tuned out. Why would I listen? I know every piece of dialogue there is!

So me being the happy-on-the-inside-but-Uchiha-like-on-the-outside I nodded.

''HEY YOU PUNKS! My names Anko and I will be your 2nd Proctor for the Chuunin exams!'' Anko broke the window and jumped in, I sweat dropped.

''Your early again Anko.'' Ibiki sighed.

''Oops. There are a lot left, getting soft Ibiki?'' Anko eyed me, I smirked and nodded secretly. She came while I was training with Ibiki a few times and we got acquainted.

''Or maybe they are just getting better.'' Ibiki said, I shook my head.

''Hmm, been giving him hell Shizuku?'' She asked me, I smirked.

''Hell yeah.''

''This is the forest of death, and where you will be taking your second exam.''

***OUTSIDE THE FOREST OF DOOOOOOOM!!! Nah kidding the forest of DEATH***

''This is the forest of death everybody. Be prepared.'' Anko smiled sadistically. 

I saw Naruto put his hands on his hips and stick his bottom out. ''This is the forest of death!! Ha you can't scare me!'' Fail Naruto... Just fail...

The Anko went all creepy and sadistic and nearly cut Naruto, and then licked his blood off the kunai... ANYWAY.

''I was just returning your Kunai, I mean no harm.'' A creepy voice said, I recognised it instantly and searched for Avril and Colin, when I found them they were looking at me with fear in their eyes, I gulped physically and Avril mouthed 'good luck.' I nodded and smiled a bit reassuringly.

I will protect Sasuke

''Shizuku, here you have to sign this.'' Naruto handed me a piece of paper, I nodded and grabbed the pen from his hand, signed it then returned the paper.

''Don't be afraid Shizuku! I will protect you! Believe it!!'' I smiled at him, there's the Naruto I know

Once everyone was ready we got given our scroll, we have a heaven scroll. All we have to do is get a earth scroll and run for the tower, Orochimoomoo free!

I hope…

''Alright! Let’s do this! Believe it!'' Naruto yelled as we entered the Forest of Death, about 10 minutes into the test guess what happened?

We heard a scream.

''That was quick...''

''Come on, let’s not stall. We have to get a scroll quickly then run for the tower.'' I told them.

''Aw come on! Nothing to be scared of! This'll be a piece of cake!'' Naruto grinned. I shook my head.

''No, this is not a piece of cake, a piece of cake is something creamy and delicious to eat, trust me, this is NOT a piece of cake.'' I retorted, they sweat dropped.

''Uhhh... Excuse me a second, I need to... you know!'' Naruto started unzipping his pants there and then, until Sakura banged him on the head.

''Naruto! Not in front of ladies!'' Naruto shrugged and walked behind a bush, about a minute later he came out again. This is it.

''Wooh, so much came out! I even wrote my name!'' I grabbed for my kunai and threw it at the fake Naruto, he dodged it. Not a Naruto move.

''Shizuku! It wasn't that bad!'' Sakura tried to calm me down

''Where did you put Naruto you fake!” Sasuke stepped next to me with a kunai too,

''What do you mean? I am the real Naruto! Watch out Sakura! I think they've gone crazy!''

''Yeah you wish, I just struck before you could!'' Sasuke was prepared to throw another kunai.

''Look closely Sakura, the real Naruto couldn't have dodged that kunai, and where is the cut on your cheek!? And the shuriken holster is on your left leg, while the real Naruto is right handed!'' I shouted at him, ''Your transformation skills are worse than Naruto's! Dude... That’s low...'' I told him while shaking my head.

He poofed into one of those ninja with the jumpsuits and gas mask things, ''So what? Give me your scroll.''

''Over my dead body!'' I nearly ran at him but Sasuke ran before me, and jumped. I switched on my Tatsukigan

'Fire style! Phoenix flower jutsu!' Sasuke thought and the jutsu worked as always, the ninja dodged it.

''Hey! Get me out of this!'' I heard from behind the bushes, Naruto! I ran towards him and scowled

‘Little idiot!’ I threw one of my kunai's at the rope holding him and he shouted a thank you.

''Paper bomb!?'' I whirled around and saw Sasuke and the ninja still fighting. And his Sharingan activated.

Sasuke defeated the ninja and while the ninja ran injured we came back together in a circle,

''See? We can't trust appearances alone, we have to make a password. Here it is, I will only repeat it once. The question will be, when does a ninja strike? And the answer is, A ninja must wait until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lay forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike.'' Sasuke said.

''I got it!'' Sakura said like the effing know-it-all she is.

''Uhh... You got one a little shorter?'' Naruto asked.

''No, that’s it.'' Sasuke said sternly at him. ''Got it Shizuku?''

I just blinked. ''Uhh... How about 'give me back my effing IPod?' Or maybe, 'Cupcake?' '' I asked hopefully.

''Shizuku, you are joking right?'' Sakura sweat dropped.

''Pfftt.. Yeah I totally am joking! I got it...'' Nope, I don't got it.

''Naruto, got it?''

''Yeah! I totally got it! I just thought it would be a password! Not a pass-speech...'' Sakura and Sasuke sighed while I bobbed my head in agree’ance.

Suddenly a big gust of wind came and blew us back, I rubbed my eye where a piece of wood went in, ouch. Ah ha! Take that wood! I am wood free now...

I got up and started walking towards where I think civilisation was... My team I guess. I saw Sasuke quizzing Sakura and by the looks of things, she got it right... Effing know-it-all...

I walked towards them and Sasuke and Sakura held up and Kunai ''Stop right there! Shizuku, the password.'' I blinked.

''Uh... Give me back my effing IPod?'' I asked hopefully. ''Oh come on Sasuke! How about cupcake!?'' He chuckled then put down his kunai.

''Yep, it’s you alright.''

''HEY! YOU GUYS! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?'' I heard Naruto shout. Before he came closer I put my hand up.

''Don't come any closer, the password.'' Sakura told him. I grabbed a kunai at the ready. This is Orochimaru!!!! SHIT!

''Oh! A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lay forgotten in the stillness of the night that is the moment for a ninja to strike! '' Fake Naruto said,

Wait

Why is it always Naruto to get kidnapped?

Meh

Dunno…

ANYWAYS

Sasuke threw his kunai at the fake just after Sakura sighed, ''WHAT WAS THAT!? YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!!''

''What was wrong with that you guys? He got it right!''

I smirked, ''Exactly Sakura, Naruto could never remember that! Besides, see how he dodged Sasuke's attack? Not a Naruto move. But I've got to hand it to you Orochimaru, your quicker than the last one! But nothing I'd expect less from a legendary sannin. Eh? OROCHIMARU!?''

''You know of me then?'' He poofed back into his grass ninja state, ''But tell me, why make up a password for your teammates, if he can't even remember it?''

Sasuke smirked, ''That wasn't for them, it was for people who was eavesdropping and waiting to attack.''

''Then this will be very entertaining. But how did you know it was me Shizuku? This is not my real form either.'' Orochimaru said, in a girl voice so it’s VERY creepy.

I thought of something to say, I can't just say: 'Hey, you all are an anime and I know exactly what’s going to happen!' No, but no one knows just what the Tatsukigan can do.

''Ever heard of the Tatsukigan?'' I activated my eyes, Orochimaru’s eyes widened, then licked his lips.

''You can tell the future? Or just see through everything?''

I smirked, ''Both.'' But it wasn’t true, I wanted him to think I could do that stuff. Even though I couldn’t.

''Interesting. And by the end of this fight, one of us will have both scrolls.'' He took out his earth scroll, and slowly pushed it in his mouth, I nearly gagged. ''And the other will be dead.''

Then I was sucked in his world, I know this bit! He will show up our own deaths, Genjutsu right? Uh yeah!

I lifted up my hands and did a hand sign, please work! ''Kai!'' Everything swirled and got released. Phew...

My eyes darted around and finally saw Sasuke and Sakura. ''SASUKE! SAKURA! WAKE UP! ITS A GENJUTSU!!!'' They were shaking, it was horrible.

''Orochimaru! Let them go!'' I shouted at him, Sasuke was grabbing his Kunai and raised it up. Orochimaru threw two kunai, straight for Sasuke.

''I expected Sasuke to be more of a challenge.'' Now I was running to Sasuke, but he was gone. Sakura with him.

''ARE YOU LEAVING ME ALONE WITH HIM!?!!?!!? SASUKE?!'' I can't believe it, he just left without me, his own sister. Abandonment. That bastard.

''Guess he is, Uchiha's never were that much of emotional people. He felt sorry for the other girl. Took her, but left you.'' Orochimaru licked his lips.

''Maybe so.'' I smirked. ''But I can defeat you on my own. ''Fire style! Fire ball jutsu!'' A massive fireball came out of my mouth and went straight for Orochimaru, he jumped away, where my shadow clone was waiting for him,

''Gin hi kurasshu (Silver fire crash)!!!!'' My clone shouted and silver light erupted and Orochimaru was in the middle of it all. He got burnt, badly.

Next thing I know is that I am being flown backwards and slammed onto a tree, I feel my back and wince from the pain. I pull my hand to do another jutsu when I see it, blood on my hands. My blood. My whole back was bleeding.

''Tatsukigan!'' I activate my Tatsukigan and search for something in my mind, information. Justus from the series.’Think Shizuku! Think!’

I've got it!

My Tatsukigan is Byakugan, Rinnegan and Sharingan! So this can mean only one thing!

“Deva path!'' If I want to live, I need all the chakra I can save up, I will get the most powerful path up, only. My Deva path.

''But that’s impossible! Only one person can do that!''

''I know.'' I commented.

My Deva path smirked and raised his hands. ''Universal pull.''

(***A/N THE DEVA PATH IS A BOY, AND IS THE PICTURE ON THE SIDE, plus he had to be Shizuku's age, soooooo I chose one of my fav anime boys that look like her a bit CIEL PHANTOMHIVE!***)

I jumped to Orochimaru as he was pulled towards me, ''And his name is Pain!'' And with that I punched Orochimaru's face.

He fell, and I was stumbling on my own feet. ''That... Better... Have... Done... It...'' I muttered, then I felt a sharp pain on my neck.

No... Please... I thought...-

''That was impressive, too bad you are running low on chakra, and then it would have been fatal.'' Orochimaru pulled his head back and smirked, I could feel the tears streaming down my cheeks.

Then...

He vanished.

My Deva path ran up to me and picked me up bridal style. ''Please... Can you take me to my team...? Please...'' He nodded and started walking.

He reminded me of someone, from an anime. Maybe all my paths are from an anime? But my Deva path reminded me of Ciel Phantomhive.

''I will call you Ciel... Thank you Ciel...'' He smiled and nodded.

Then

Everything went black....