Shizuku's POV

Okay, maybe Genjutsu is hard, yeah I guess but I got through it! I found out that Uchiha’s are actually amazing at Genjutsu. I created two of my own Genjutsu, one that I can do anytime and another that I can do with the Tatsukigan.

But anyways, after I nearly beat up Ibiki a second time, (this time with Genjutsu) he said he would take me out for ramen as-a-good-luck-for-the-chuunin-exams-present yeah?

I went there to Ichiraku’s all happy and hungry right?

The thing is…

…

…

…

He never showed up.

Nope.

Nada.

Zip.

Nothing.

I got pissed.

I swear I will take my revenge on him, I came home to Sasuke and he asked what was wrong, I threw a tantrum and my eye started twitching.

Damn him.

***THE DAY OF THE EXAMS***

“Shizuku! Shizuku! Wake up! It’s the day of the exams!” I heard a voice shouting and shaking me.

I reaaaally want to sleep though…

“Shizuku, I have your IPod.’’ My eyes shot open.

‘’NOOOO!!! LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!!!!” I grabbed him by the dark blue scruff of his neck and started shaking him.

“Okay! I get it!’’ He started choking and I let go of his shirt,

‘’Hn.’’

‘’Really? Now you become like an Uchiha again?’’ He shook his head, I smirked. “But really, you should get ready, we have to go in 5 minutes.” I looked at him blinking.

“Huh?’’ I leaned my head to the side.

“5 minutes Shizuku. Only 5.” I blinked again.

“NANI!!!?!??!??!??!? GET OUT I HAVE TO CHANGE!!!!!!!” I jumped off my bed and pushed him out quickly, slammed the door shut and brushed my teeth so hard that my gums nearly started bleeding, stripped and put my ninja clothes on at an incredible pace.

Slammed by door open and rushed downstairs like a mad woman. I glanced into the kitchen and saw Sasuke eating some cereal, mmm tasty.

“Gimme, Shizu-chan wants…’’ I grabbed his spoon and bowl and started munching it down, leaving Sasuke’s eye twitching.

“I was eating that.’’ He said annoyed, I glanced at him.

“Yeah I could see, I’m not blind.” I replied. “But seriously Sasu-kun, we have to put our Uchiha mask on again, or the Uchiha name would be in…”

“In what?”

“In… Hold up I’m trying to think of something…” I answered and he sweat dropped. ‘’Ahhh screw it, let’s go.”

“Hn.” I stopped walking and looked at him.

“Ohhhh yeah its Uchiha time.” I grinned and he looked at me strangely. Whatever.

***IMMA LAZY SO SKIP TO WHERE WE ARE NEARLY THERE***

“We’re not gonna let you in!” I raised my eyebrow and looked at Izumo and Kotetsu in kid form. Hmmm they do look pretty cute, but I swear they are like 23 or something, so no way.

“Please! Just let us in!” I saw Tenten asking them, playing innocent I see. I think it’s time for me to intervene before Sasuke does, let’s go by script shall we? This time I will be playing Sasuke.

“Let us in and remove the Genjutsu while you’re at it. We can see through it anyway. We are going to the third floor.” I put my hands in my pockets and pushed through.

I got stared at and heard some mumbles, “What does she mean?”

And “This is the third floor…”

Izumo and Kotetsu frowned, “Well well, you noticed the Genjutsu huh?”

I left this bit to Sasuke, he should know.

“Go ahead Sakura, you should have noticed to right away, you do have the sharpest eye after all.”

I scoffed.

“I must have? Err… Yeah! Because this is only the 2nd floor!”

“Right!” Naruto agreed like he knew everything we were talking about, nope you are still a dobe in my eyes Naru.

“Well, aren’t we the smart ones? Girl, you only noticed an illusion now deal with this!” I got ready and raised my leg, my black hair swishing as I moved. I spotted green and smirked.

Rock Lee caught our legs and held them, my shorts is clear view, perverts…

Faster than in the anime I see

I withdrew my leg and frowned at Kotetsu.

“You we’re prepared to injure a girl right now, you won’t get very far with the ladies Kotetsu.” He looked surprised and then growled at me. Izumo cracked up laughing.

“I wouldn’t be laughing Izumo, I think Kotetsu’s kind of better looking than you.” He stopped laughing and glared.

“Hey, what happened to the plan?” I looked upon Neji and Tenten and they walked towards Lee.

“I know but…”

“Never mind, it’s over, forget it.” Tenten commented.

I saw Lee looking at me blushing, but I held my Uchiha composure. Inside I was screaming out.

‘GET AWAY YOU GREEN SPANDEX GUY SENSEI LOOK ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!’

“Oh no, not again.” Tenten looked at me and Lee and sighed.

Lee walked up to me and I looked up, damn it he was tall.

“My name is Rock Lee, your name?” He asked pleasantly.

I raised an eyebrow and nothing else.

“Please be my girlfriend! I will protect you with my life!” He blushed and did a thumbs up, his teeth glistening.

“No.” I replied simply.

“Why?” His forehead went blue.

I left it at that and walked towards Sasuke behind me, secret anime tears coming out of my eyes and only my brother saw. He chuckled.

“How about you my angel?” He faced Sakura.

“Definitely… Not”

“WHY!?”

“Because you’re a weirdo.” He bowed his head down and went into his emo corner. I smiled secretly, Uchiha’s weren’t allowed to be caught smiling.

“Hey you.” I turned around, I was really close to Sasuke, but its sibling love only freaks.

“What’s your name?” Neji asked me and Sasuke.

“It’s common curtsey to give your own name before asking someone else’s.” I replied.

“You’re a rookie aren’t you? How old are you anyway?” Neji asked again.

“We’re not obliged to answer.” Sasuke finished for me, sometimes I hate that we are siblings…

“What’s that?” Neji growled. I turned my Tatsukigan on but bowed my head down so no one would see.

“Heh heh, cute”

I growled, Tenten you will so get hit for trying to like my brother….. Sister overprotection mode getting in the way here!

I heard mumbles from Lee and Naruto. “A weirdo?” “No one wants to know my name...” I just shook my head.

Sakura pulled us though and we saw Kakashi, nope I don’t know what we said. I just tuned out and only heard “good job” and “well done for coming Sakura” the rest I ignored.

We went through the big double doors and walked though.

“SHIZUKU-CHAN!!! OVER HERE!!!” I turned around and saw Avril and Colin waving at me, I walked towards them, which wasn’t very far.

“Hn?” I said.

They gasped.

“What?” I asked confused.

“You have gotten more duckbuttish!” Avril pointed a finger at me, I chuckled.

“You mean more Uchiha-ich. I have to act the part right?” I shrugged.

“I guess…” Colin frowned playfully. I raised an eyebrow.

“Oh and by the way, Rock Lee hit on me.” I smirked.

“OH MY GOSH HE HIT ON ME TOO!!!” Avril yelled out and gasped dramatically.

“Ha.”

Avril and Colin got serious, “We talked about this together Shizu-chan, and we are friends so we won’t fight each other unless we have to.”

I nodded

Colin tensed up, “Also, Shizuku, you know Orochimaru is in this exam right?”

My eyes widened, shit I forgot! How could I forget! It’s the most important thing!

“He might come after you too. Your better than Sasuke so he defiantly will.” Avril said.

“Yeah, I forgot thanks guys.” I smiled.

“There’s the Shizuku I know!” I laughed.

“Quiet down you punks!” My eye twitched at the voice…

I turned around to see Ibiki ordering around some sound ninja, I sharpened my glare and pounced like a cat. Flashing behind him and raising a kunai at his throat and froze.

“What the?” He turned his head slowly and saw me staring evilly at him.

“Hello Ibiki-chan, I was waiting at the ramen stand for about 4 hours for my reward… Where were you might I ask?” I gripped my Kunai and cracked my neck. I am so going to kill him.

“I… got held up?” He chuckled nervously.

“Sure you did.” I withdrawed my Kunai and flashed next to Sasuke with everyone staring at me like wonder woman or something.

“I will get my revenge Ibiki, I am like Jigoku Shoujo, I can kill you.” I remembered the anime and said. “You may continue now.” I smiled sweetly.

“Hai…” He nodded and gulped, turning back to everyone.

This is test WILL be fun.

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Yep, I tuned out, completely. Oh well, I know what to do.

I looked around and saw a disguised Chuunin, perfect. I activated my Tatsukigan and read his mind.

“9cm

2935g

The height of the distance is determind by the weight of the kunai

986 km”

And so on. I wrote them all down and had 55 minutes to spare. Gosh that only took 5 minutes? This is easy. I put my head down and fell asleep the rest of the test.

“WHADDYA MEAN WE PASSED??!!” I woke up and glared at Temari that shouted out.

“Temari… YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!” I pointed at her. Then I looked around. Damn it, I slipped.

“You can’t do anything to me.” She smirked.

I looked softly at her like she was rubbish and I could take her on any day, which I could.

I smiled sweetly, “Shut up.” Then my face turned into a glare, “Or I’ll kill you.”