Emily: Oh? P.T.A? You means 'Pack That Abuses'.

Jeremy: I become a gym teacher... for these racist brats?

Zoey: Helen, I don't see why your complaining about my fur. We all know you use HAIR REMOVAL every weekend.

Bellona: Gee Frank. I really want to throw you off Mt.Ebott after you made that stupid Inu gag.

Lust!Zoey: Helen, at least I'm not desperate to get MARRIED for the third time.

Lust!Emily: *grading student's poems* Hey Linda, you should really read your daughter's poem. Then the next PTA meeting, I can kick your ass for saying racist shit around her.

GZ!Emily: 'Too young to be in a PTA meeting'? Well Gloria, aren't you too OLD to be in a PTA meeting?

Brendan: Hey, Frank. Say that word around my sister again and I will personally shove Linda's lemon squares UP YOUR ASS.