*Met with an accident *
*Calls home *
Me : Mummy accident ho gya , bike se gir gya ...
..4 fracture bhi hue hain !!

Mummy :
                   expectation
Jyada to nai lagi bache !! Drd ho rhiogi na !! Main abhi aai haldi wala dhoodh leke !!
  
                   Reality
'shaabaash' abh tu ghr aa .. Taange tod dungi  teri !!