*It was a rainy day, like any other...

*Well it would've been if you hadn't found your self trapped inside a room with no doors, and window 20 ft up.

*"Well sh!t."

*"Ah yes, 'well sh!t' indeed.

*"Shut up, Author."

*"Rude."

*Now, did I mention that there was climbing gear in that one specific corner?

*Because there is.

*But good luck getting it 20 ft u--

*...

*"BYE MOTHERFVCKER!!!!"

**Throat clearing*

*..It seems that our protagonist has managed to overcome this challenge..

*"I'M FREE!!"

*But alas...

*"Wait..."

*It seems that when our lovely protagonist reached 9ft up...

*"No...Author nO--

*The rope snapped.

*Oops--

*"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--"

*"Jeez Louise.."

*"MY NAME ISN'T LOUISE!! IT'S--"

**CRASH*

*What a nice name, our protagonist has.