Senario: It's the middle of March, there was a sound coming from the chimey

*You sat on the living room couch, cuasually watching evening TV.

*You heard noises from the chimney...

*"Santa?"

*You put dowm the remote and ran to the un-lit fireplace.

*"YOU FINALLY CAME ALL THIS YEARS!? AND IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS!!"

*Facepalm