"I have to say, this award means everything to me. I know Fiona has spent many nights awake, tired of all my narrating, but look at me now! So first, some thank you's. Thank you donkey, for your advice. I don't think I would have made it this far if you hadn't got into ma swamp. Next, Fiona, my darling wife. Thank you for giving birth to Sarah, our beautiful ogre baby who you call 'smol bean.' You have saved me over and over again, and I love you so much. Next is lord Farquaad. You sir, are goals. You have me narration tips when no one else would. Thank you so much.

*cheers echo through the room as Sarah's speech makes the crowd snort Red Bull through their noses.*

"The crowd, is, to say the least, shook."

The crowd goes wild, grabbing at the girls elegant shrek costume and begging for her lit shrek impersonation to continue.

"Now, will ya get out of ma swamp!"