where's the January horoscope Shrek!?!

nowhere until someone actually asked that ;)

shaniqua likes carrots
long orange thin
good for vision
and mince pies

tobelerone like carrots
short stubby purple
nothing rhymes with purple

maybe snurple

tobelerone and shaniqua see with clarity
like sean hannity
my cat is on my legs
we are both blind
because we cannot eat carrots