Thanks to @INSANITYDUSTSANS for the dare!!

Dante: oh what is it?

Me: for Issei, he dares you to fight....oh this is gonna be a bloodbath!!

Vergil: the legendary person who went to Hell itself.

Alice: Doom Guy.

Issei: this is has to be some sick joke!! Wait why do I hear DOOM music?

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DoomGuy:.....

Issei: oh hey.....

DoomGuy: RIP AND TEAR THE FLESH OF DEMONS!!!

Issei: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

DoomGuy:*takes out BFG 9000*

Me: oh yeah!! BRING THE FOOD!!!

(Many rounds of pure gore and blood)

DoomGuy Wins

Issei: my dick is no longer there anymore....

DoomGuy:.....