A/N: I don't own Saiyuki nor the characters and this is also on my deviant account Maruativair so feel free to visit my account. Enjoy the story.

It was a stormy day and the Sanzo gang was sleeping in a inn. When all of a sudden Sanzo started to glow. The next day Sanzo got up and collapsed. "Ouch. What the hell? That hurts." Sanzo whispered and rubbing his knee. He glanced at the sleeping group and he got up again. This time he steadily walked out of the inn and he stopped at a tree and sat down. He felt long strains of something on his back. He reached and grabbed hard yanking a little. It stung a little. It didn't take him long to figure out that this long stains was his hair.

"How in the world?" he whispered. A shadow was casted over him. He looked up just to see Hakkai looking him. "Hi madam are you lost?" Sanzo was startled.

"No, and why the hell did you call me madam?" Sanzo said offended. "Because you're a girl. What's your name?" Hakkai said.

Sanzo looked down and was embarrassed. Hakkai was right he is a girl. "My name is Sanzo. The one who been in the Sanzo gang for 2 years now and I carry a banishing gun around. I don't how I was turned into a girl." Sanzo said.

"Sanzo is that really you how did this happen? I didn't see you in the inn

so I thought you were smoking but I come to see this?" Hakkai said in shock.

Sanzo held her ears and let out a soft little scream. "Ouch my ears they hurt more than my knee." Sanzo whined. Hakkai looked at Sanzo's knee. It was all bloody and had dirt all in it. Hakkai bent down and used his healing powers on Sanzo's knee. "There that should take care of your knee. Now what's wrong with your ears?" Hakkai said nicely. "Um...Hakkai who is that?" Goku said looking at Sanzo. "And why is she wearing Sanzo's robe? Wait Sanzo is that you?" Sanzo nodded. "Don't ask me how you are a girl because I don't know myself." Sanzo said in a soft whisper. Goku sat next to Sanzo and put his arms around her. Sanzo tried to get away but there was no use Goku was holding on tightly.

"Why are you hugging me?" Sanzo said with a little breathe she had left. Goku ignored her question and kept holding on. After a minute of hugging Sanzo Goku got up and left smiling. Sanzo was just sitting there stunned.

"Are you ok Sanzo?" Hakkai asked. Sanzo shook her head. Hakkai sat down next to her. "Is it because you're a girl and your hormones are acting up or is it Goku gave you a hug?" Hakkai said patting her head.

Sanzo looked up and took Hakkai's hand. "It is because I'm a girl isn't?" She almost spat. Hakkai grasped her hand and leaned up to her ear. "I don't know it's up to you to decide. Not me. We will find a cure for this if you like and you can be the Sanzo we knew and loved again." Hakkai whispered. "M-maybe I don't want be the Sanzo before my mysteries change Hakkai." Sanzo said teasingly.

"Do you want to stay like this?" Hakkai was stunned. "Um...let me think. Maybe." She answered simply. She got up and tagged Hakkai. "Your it. If you catch me I might let you...oh you'll find out. Hehehe." Sanzo giggled. She ran off and Hakkai ran after. "Got you." Hakkai said. Sanzo fell on top of Hakkai. "Hehehe...you cheated." She said jokingly. She leaned up and kissed Hakkai on his lips. "There now let's head back." She said playfully. 'I guess she is much sweeter, playful, kinder, and happier than the old Sanzo.' Hakkai thought. They walked back to the inn. Sanzo automatically collapsed.

"SANZO!" Hakkai yelled. Hakkai went to a nearby river and started to splash a little water on her face. "Mmm...My face is so wet. Hakkai is that you. Hehehe." Sanzo giggled with her eyes closed. "Yeah. Don't scare me like that." Hakkai said. "Okay but I didn't mean to." Sanzo said innocently. 'Why am I acting like this?' Sanzo thought. Sanzo held Hakkai's hand. "Let's go back now." She said sweetly. They went into the inn Sanzo went up to Goku and gave him a great big hug.

"Follow me." She whispered. Goku just nodded. Once they were outside Sanzo started to cry a little. "G-Goku I-I want to...to stay but I can't unless we can change me before this get worst. I love you very much." Sanzo said sobbing. "Why can't you stay here with me, H-Hakkai, and...and Gojyo?"

Goku said while fighting his own tears.

"B-because Hakkai and Gojyo might have sex with me, marry me, impregnate me, or worse you leave me. I'm useless and an emotional wreck." Sanzo said breaking down and falling down to her knees. Goku sat down beside her.

"Don't worry they won't unless you let them and I will never leave you I promise." Goku said giving her a reassuring smile and Sanzo was blushing madly at the thought of marrying Hakkai. Sanzo wiped her tears away and hugged Goku. "Thank you." She whispered. They went back into the inn. As usual Goku and Gojyo were fighting, Hakkai was sitting near the window and Hakuru was laying in Hakkai's lap. Sanzo thought it was a good time to stop Goku and Gojyo's fight by grabbing Goku's arm and pulling him to sit on a bed. "Stay put." She said sternly.

"GOJYO! What the hell is the matter with you? He is a little kid and you're a grown man. You are so unbelievable. You act just like a kid. Don't call him a monkey again! (*whispers* unless it is very funny.) Got it?" Sanzo screamed. She was mad and she went to Goku. She took Goku by the hand.

"We'll be back!" Sanzo yelled.

Goku gulped loudly. They went to the woods and Sanzo found a stump and sat down. "Pull your pants down and lay on my knee." She demanded and pointed to her knee. Goku did what he was told. Sanzo pulled out her fan and started to whoop Goku. "I'm so sorry this the only way you'll learn not to fight so much with Gojyo." Sanzo said between hits.

"OW...*sniff* Waaaahhhh...Waaaahhhh...!" Goku cried. When Sanzo was done whooping Goku she pulled him in. "Shh...it's over now. I didn't want to but I had to in order for you to stop. It's better than getting shot by the banishing gun." She said while stroking Goku's hair but this made it worse. Goku cried even louder. "Are you hungry or thirsty?" Sanzo asked softly. Goku nodded.

'Damn! I left my card at the suite and I don't want to bring Goku because Gojyo would tease him for getting a whooping. What to do? What to do?' Sanzo thought. She looked around. There was no river, animals, and plants. She looked down at her breast. 'Breastfeeding is an option.' She thought while lifting one side of her shirt and put Goku's mouth on her breast.

Goku looked puzzled but went along with it. 'At least it's something.' Goku thought. Goku started to suck and suck. 'Hey! This is not so bad! Actually it's better than Meatbuns!' Goku thought happily while he sucking.

It felt uncomfortable at first but she had gotten used to it. "Ouch...Goku not to hard!" Sanzo yelled. Goku stopped sucking so hard and started to drift to sleep. Goku fell asleep in Sanzo's arms and Sanzo smiled.

Sanzo fixed her shirt and carried Goku back to the inn. She placed him on the bed. "What did you do?" Hakkai asked. "N-nothing. Where is Gojyo?" Sanzo asked.

"Out with a girl." Hakkai said. "Ok." Sanzo said. "Hakkai do you think I'll make a great...um...mother?" Hakkai stared at Sanzo.

"Why you ask?" Hakkai said. "N-no reason. Just asking." She said.

"Well, after what I observed, Yes so far." Hakkai answered. Sanzo blushed and turned away. "Thank you." Sanzo laid down on the bed Hakkai was laying on and fell asleep.