that's right.

you fucking heard me.

your least favorite shit author is taking requests, after so many months of deprivation.

one rule, and one rule only.

no. god damn. smut. unless i like. really love you. a lot. a lot, a lot. like a lot, a lot, a lo-

like Kills.

but other than that, i will sometimes write smut, but i refuse to allow the flood gates that hold back the minors who want smut open.

have fun; knock yourself out; do whatever.