The tall skeleton takes a minute to study you. "SANS! YOU LET A HUMAN IN THE HOUSE? YOU CAPTURE HUMANS, NOT LET THEM IN!" He angrily turns to Sans. Sans just looks away, annoyed.
   "Wow, Papyrus. When was I supposed to be rude to a guest? I bet she would love your spaghetti." He rolls his eyes.
    Papyrus looks at you happily. "REALLY? YOU WOULD?" You had no choice but to say yes, or you probably would have been thrown out.
   "If course, Papyrus! Sans told me all about your delicious spaghetti, and I told him 'I is gonna try's it." You smile at him.
   Papyrus looked like he was gonna jump through the window beside him. "I'LL GO MAKE SOME RIGHT NOW!" Papyrus runs to the kitchen.
   Sans looks at you. He leans in, he was a few inches from your face. "We'll continue soon. And then nobody will interrupt us." And with that, he walks away to where Papyrus went.
  You smile and blush at his words. "Wow~"

After an hour of T.V, Papyrus calls for you from the kitchen. "HUMAN! THE GREAT PAPYRUS'S SPAGHETTI IS FINISHED!"
   You were scared. A skeleton who cooked spaghetti?! It was just as bad a meeting Sans and hearing his first pun he told you, but you decided to go in there anyways. "Hm. Smells good."
   "IT IS GOOD, HUMAN! THE BEST TASTING SPAGHETTI THERE IS!" There was s hint of amusement in his voice. You nod your head. Wow. Just wow.
   Before you knew it, Papyrus had pushed you to the table, sat you down, and slid a plate of spaghetti in front of you. It really did smell good.
   You were about to take a bite when someone taps your shoulder. "What?" You had turned to see Sans smiling at you.
   "Don't eat that," He said when Papyrus was out of hearing range. ", he put stuff that aren't edible for humans. Like cardboard." Just the sound of it made you cringe.
   You look at the plate, then back at him. It did look like someone would choke on it if they ate it. "Eh, better not." And with that said, you threw the plate away so Papyrus wouldn't see it.
   "Lucky. We could try something I can cook. Mac and Cheese? That's pretty easy." Wait, Sans could cook? He grabbed a pan, filled it with hot water, spilled sone hot water on himself, and started making it.
~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY GASTER!SANS: AN ATTRACTIVE SANS~
   The food tasted better than it looked, and it tasted like the mac and cheese your mom made every Sunday night after church. "Wow Sans, I didn't know that you could cook!" He smiles at you, turning away quickly. You knew he was blushing.
  Suddenly, Papyrus comes stomping in. "HUMAN! HOW TGE GREAT PAPYRUS'S SPAGHETTI?" You were speechless. You knew lying was wrong. But you also knew so was hurting his feelings.
  You smiled brightly. "It was perfect, Papyrus! I savored every bite!" You exclaimed. Papyrus looked really happy, and you couldn't help yourself from smiling more.
  "HUMAN! THAT IS GREAT! I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW! DON'T LET SANS GO IN THE BONE ZONE WITH YOU. YOU WOULD NOT LIKE THAT!" He shouted before walking out the door.
He's so innocent... You looked at Sans. You gave him a look with one eyebrow raised. "Bone Zone? Sans... Was that earlier?"
   He smirks. "Possibly." He shrugs. "I said we will continue, though." He gets up, walking towards you. You start blushing like crazy, and although you did like it and found it pleasurable, you knew that Papyrus would be back before you knew it.
  "Sans. Your brother."
  "Yeah, what about him, kiddo?"
  You start blushing again.
  "Nothing." He continues walking. As he reaches you, your "lust" took over. You wanted to do the topping this time, longer than the last. Sans realized this, and yelped when you pushed him in the couch.
   "Y/N! Excited?" He was blushing again, and you chuckled.
  "I guess I was more ready than you."
TO BE CONTINUED! HOW WAS THIS CHAPTER??