Requested by: Skytheskeleton56

Picture by: Tumblr user sans-loves-frisk

I'm super sorry if this took so fucking long. And yes. I know it's super short. I'm sorry. I have a project undergoing (wait wut) and some technical difficulties. Plus.

I'M A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT, AND I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHORT ONESHOT. I'M SORRY.

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"C'mon, (Y/N). We should get going." Flowey says, as you stare at the Door of the Ruins. You kinda missed Toriel, and to be honest, you really didn't want to leave her.

"(Y/N). We can't go back now. Let's keep going." Flowey insists, as you let out a sigh, and nod. You began to walk, but it was kinda hard... Since the winter cold air, was making you shiver and sneeze.

You began to shiver, as the winter cold air hit you, like da feels hitting you on the head, after reading a sad romance oneshot.

"Hey (Y/N)! What's that in the distance?" Flowey says, as you look ahead, and squint your eyes. "I.... Don't know.... But it doesn't look good..." You whisper, as you hugged Flowey.

You slowly approached the structure, seeing a bridge of some kind. "Is this.... A bridge...?" You asked Flowey, as he shrugs.

You both began to hear footsteps, coming closer. You froze at your spot, as your grip on Flowey became tighter. He lets out a yelp, "Don't worry, (Y/N).... Just stand still..." Flowey says, as you slowly nod.

The mysterious figure approaches you, and Flowey. You were probably shivering in fear, right now. "Hey. Shake my hand." The figure says, as his hand touched your back. Your breath hitched, as you turned around. You looked at the figure seeing something gold shine, you looked down at his hand, seeing it was boney.

"Well? Shake it, damn it." He demands, as Flowey began to shiver. "Um, excuse me?" You say, as you glare at him. He raises an imaginative eyebrow, "H-Huh?" He asks, as you cocked your hips to the side, and placed your hand on it. 

"Who the hell are you to demand me?! I don't fucking know you!" You snarl, and let out a small growl, making the figure let out a small blush. "Who the fuck are you?!" You growled, as Flowey's face turned to pale. "I-I'd answer her, if I-I were you...." Flowey says to the figure.

The figure lets out a small chuckle, and reveals himself. Turns out, he was a skeleton with red, black, and gold clothing.

"The name's Sans. And I'm bringing you to my brother." He suddenly says, as your eyes widened. "What the fuck are ta-?!" Then he suddenly lifted you off your feet, using his magic. "Put me the fuck down, you motherfucking bonehead!!!" You yelled, as his grin grew wider.

You and Flowey had a bad feeling about this.

~Timeskip~

"HUMAN. EAT UP." Papyrus, Sans' brother, demanded, as he comes in the cell with a bowl of dog food. You examine it, and you let out a disgusted look. "Are fucking kidding me? I'm a fucking person. I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG!!!" You yell.

"QUIT YOUR NOISY BARKING, HUMAN! OBEY MY COMMAND OR PERISH!!" Papyrus exclaims, as he heads out. You growl even more, as Flowey tries to calm you down. "I will seriously break all the bones in their bodies, if I get out of this cell." You growl, as Flowey starts to back away. You clench your fists and stood up, "Fuck this. I'm getting out." You say as putting your bag on your back, with Flowey in it. "These bars can't hold in this raging woman" you say slipping between the huge space in between the bars.

You hum in pride, as you open the door, only to be greeted by Sans, with a toothy smile on his face. "Great. Grinny pants is here." You scoff as he chuckles. "Don't get cocky, Princess." He smirks, as you chuckle.

"Piece of shit, I'm leaving. These bars can't hold anyone back anyways." You say, as you were about to walk out the door, only to be flung against the wall, your back hitting the wall, as you spat out bits of blood.

You look at your HP, seeing it was at a critical state. "What the fuck....?" You groan, as you heard chuckling in the background.

"You didn't think you'd escape that easy, did you Kid?" A voice says, as your vision starts to get clearer. It was Sans. "Hey Fuckboy." You smirk at Sans, as you stood up, and wiped your lips from the blood.

"How am I a fuckboy?" He asks annoyed. You chuckle, "Because fuckboy.... There are millions of fanfictions in the internet that are about you fucking, the reader, The Frisky human, Goat Momma and Papyrus, the cinnamon roll." You smirk.

Sans raises an imaginative eyebrow, "What the hell are you talking about?" He growls, as you laugh. "Nothing nothing, fuckboy." You say, as you stuck your tongue out at him. His left eye flashed a red color, as you were pinned against the wall, by him. He held a sharp bone against your forehead. You swallowed a huge lump in your throat.

"Feeling scared?" He asks, as you shook your head. He laughs, holding the bone tip closer, "I'll stop if you say you're giving yourself up... Princess~" he says as you growl.

"Kiss my ass." You growl, as Flowey says his prayers in silent. Sans then flinches, as a huge blush emits on his cheekbones. He then has a perverted smile on his face, "Are you sure, baby girl~?" He chuckles, as you raise an eyebrow. Then suddenly, your whole face turns crimson red, "I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT L-LIKE THAT YOU P-PERVERT!!"

Sans lets out a loud laugh, as you stood there blushing. You gathered up the courage to smack him right at his face. His cheek to be exact. He flinches, and then let out his signature, toothy grin, "You're asking for a death wish, ain't ya kid?" He growls, as the tip of the bone, made a small wound on your forehead, blood started seeping out.

"Any last words, kid?" He grins, as you look at your final option, as he raises the bone.

*Flirt

'You've got to be fucking kidding with me?! Well.... It's the last option I have... I will kick myself in the ass later, but now-!', Just as the pointy end of the bone was just inches away from your forehead, you yelled out, "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!"

and you immediately regretted it.

Sans' eyes turn completely black, as sweat rolls down his skull. He aggressively slams his hand against the wall, pinning you and de-summoning the bone. "A-Are you sure, Princess...? Y-You mean it...?" Sans stutters out, a small blush forming on his face.

'You can't be serious. He really bought it?  And.... Why is he blushing like a maniac right now? This is a perfect chance for me to escape though...' You thought as our gaze went to the door, only for Sans to slam his hand against the wall, "Well?! Fucking answer me!" Sans yells, as you swallow a huge lump in your throat, "u-uh.... Yeah...." you replied, blushing a bit.

Sans pulls his hand away, as you let out a relievef sigh. He lets out a fake cough, "W-Well let's go on a date then! Right now, Princess." Sans stutters out, a huge blush forming on his face, as he offers her a hand.

You raise an eyebrow, as you cross your arms. He growls, and grabs your wrist, aggressively. You let out a small squeak. "Where are we going, douchebag?" You ask, as he growls, "Somewhere special."

You glared daggers unto his back. Although, a part of you was starting to enjoy this. Having Sans, the sweet douchebag, holding your wrist and ending up somewhere special.

It seemed a bittersweet to you.

"Hey Princess, we're here." he whispers, you were in both inside the cave of bloodfalls.You raise an eyebrow at him, "Uhm.... Why did you take me here...?"

He swallows a lump in his "throat", and faces you, "You're adorable... you know that..." He blushes, while looking away. You blush a bit, a smile forming on your face.

"Thanks Love...."

(I'm sorry I'm too lazy to think of anything right now. Please bear with me, and I know that this oneshot sucks.)