Hey Reader-Chan!!!

I've been busy and a lot is happening for me right now and yada, yada, yada. I'm sure you guys are tired of hearing my excuses so I'll just get strait to the point.

I made this short little chapie to say:

"OH MY IRENE, HOLY ARCEUS, SWEET CELESTIA, I'M SUPER DUPER SORRY FOR BEING GONE AND THAT YOUR POOR AUTHOR-CHAN IS HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK WITH THE CHAPIE SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO PUT OUT BUT THEN DECIDED TO MAKE A PLACE HOLDER CHAPIE UNTIL THEN BECAUSE OF SHIZ THAT'S HAPPENING IN HER HOUSE!!! T^T"

So, enjoy :3

JUST A HEADS UP! This will be a fairly short chapie, I'm sorry :(

ART BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNER/S!!!

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Frisk's POV

"I'm here!"

I quickly open the doors to Grillby's as a blast of heat hit me and the scent of grease fills the establishment. The place was empty, aside from the fire elemental that was tidying up the bar at the end of the building and a familiar blue jacket wearing skeleton sitting on one of the bars chairs, head laying on the bar.

I wanted to facepalm. I can't believe I'm here at this hour.

Grillby notices my presents and gestures for me to come in. I nod, stepping into the warm establishment, closing the doors behind me as I walked towards the two.

"I'm sorry to call you at this hour..." He apologizes.

"It's okay Grillz." I smile.

After I put Papyrus to bed with a bedtime story, I got a call from him just earlier saying that Sans had gotten drunk and refused to leave. Now here I am, come to pick up a most likely still drunk skeleton. The place should be closed by now. I went over to the bar and found the guy half asleep, eye sockets droopy but trying to stay open. I tapped lightly on his shoulder to get his attention. He groggily lifted his head up, mumbling some incoherent words, and turned to face me. He let out one of his signature wide grins and wrapping an arm around me. I could smell the stench of alcohol and ketchup all over his shirt and jacket, and for a moment the strong smells seemed almost nauseating.

"Heeeeeyyyy Friissssk~" He greets me, his speech all slurred. "When did you get heeeeere?"

I bite back a laugh. Despite how annoying it can be for me to drag him all the way back from Grillby's to the house, watching him spout out the most random things with his jumbled up and slurred speech was always entertaining.

"She's come here to pick you up." The fire monster says, wiping the bar's table with a wet tablecloth.

"Ooooooohhhh! I see~" I feel him shift his weight over to my side. "An angels finally come to take me away from this place~" He looked up at me and winks, making me laugh slightly and role my eyes. I love this skeleton.

"Sans I've been trying to get you to leave for the past hour." Grillby stated, slightly irritated.

"I'll take it from here Grillby." I assure him, while Sans ignored Grillby's comment and kisses my cheek. "Thanks for looking after him."

"No problem. Someone's gotta do it whenever you're not around."

I help Sans stand up and balance himself as best as he can, while I put one of his arms around my shoulder to support him. He immediately clings into me to keep himself balanced. I begin to walk towards the exit while Sans sways from side to side, in his attempts to walk. I thank Grillby again as he waves goodbye towards us. Once we left, it didn't take long before I could feel his weight suddenly increase and light snores could be heard. The sudden weight gain made me wobble from side to side, doing my best to drag this much bigger and heavier skeleton. As much as I would like for him to sleep for the rest of the night, I kinda need him him to be awake right now.

I struggle just trying to stay up myself. I took a deep breath before I stopped walking for a bit and lightly nudged his side, in hopes that he'll wake up.

"Sans, hon... please get up."

He didn't wake up.

"Sans please. You're heavy."

Still asleep.

"Sans."

"..."

"Sans wake up."

"..."

"Sans please. Get. Up."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Sans, oh my Lord, you're going to suffocate me..!"

"Huh..?"

After a bit more nudging and begging he finally wakes up. He stands himself up, still unable to properly balance himself, and a huge weight was lifted of my shoulders. He glance down at he as I catch a bit of my breath.

"Well heeeelllooooo there pretty ladyyyy~" He stumbles on his words, leaning to my side.

He wraps his arms around me as we continued to walk. Oh my god I swear this skeleton. As he dangles from my side, I could already feel him about to say something ridiculous.

I was right.

"You must be flappy bird. Cause I could tap that ass aaaaallllllll night~"

"Sans oh my god." I laugh. "That was horrible!"

"You know what else is horrible? How you're not on my list things to do tonight~"

"I swear to god Sans." I cover my now red face as I laughed harder.

He nuzzles his face into my neck and let's out a long sigh. His hot breath sends shivers down my spine as I try to stop myself from laughing any further. Clearly Sans won't allow for that happen. He begins to trail soft kisses down my neck, causing for my laughter to erupt louder than it should. Due to my ticklish nature, I had trouble continuing to walk since I was too busy laughing my butt off and supporting someone at the same time.

"S-Sans! Stop! We n-n-need t-to get home!" I say in between all of my giggles.

He doesn't stop. Actually, he seemed a lot more amused as I hear him chuckle and just continued to cover my neck in kisses. I was worried my loud laughter was going to disturb the monsters that are sleeping soundly in their houses.

"Sans! W-we're going to..! Ahhh! Hey! No biting!"

I could feel him start to nip a little on my neck, only furthering my laughter. Tears threatened to spill from the corners of my eyes as the tingling sensation in my neck continued.

"It t-t-tickles! P-please s-stop!" I plead.

I lightly pushed his cheekbone away and felt a small wave of relief washed over me. I was a blushing mess, trying to recover from laughing so much as I caught my breath.

"Awwwww! You're no fun~!" Sans pouts.

He crosses his arms and puffs out his cheeks like a child. Shaking my head with a small smile, I kissed his forehead, making him grin. At least now we can somewhat walk properly, even if Sans' normal walk at the moment was wobbly.

"What am I gonna do with you..?" I sigh, patting his head.

As we walked, he continued to babble on about the most random things. He won't remember any of this, but I can't wait for him to say something extra weird or embarrassing just so I could tease him about it tomorrow. I can't help but smile to myself. Just imagining the look on his face makes me wanna laugh.

(Frisk is secretly evil, her speciality is blackmail >:3)

"You're pretty." He comments. "Veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyy pretty~"

"I know." I smirk.

"Am I preeeetty~?" He asks me.

"Yes Sans, very pretty." I answer back, giggling. "You're so pretty."

"Yaaaay~!" I celebrates, fist pumping into the air.

I let out a quick laugh. He is definitely drunk.

"Hey." He whispers. "I have a secret to tell you~!"

"Oh? Do tell." I say, turning my head to face him, interested in his 'secret'.

He leans closer to my ear and is silent for a few seconds before he whispers.

"... I still haven't picked up my socks~"

"Wow." I snicker. "I know that."

"Oh do you now? Hmmmmmmm~?" He hums.

I playfully roll my eyes, of course he hasn't. Now I'm wondering how much drinks he's had. He's going to have one brutal hangover tomorrow morning when he wakes up.

I just realized, why am I even having a conversation with him? The things he's saying either don't make sense or are just jumbled up words in his attempts to create a sentence. And again, he won't even remember any of our conversations tonight. So why?

'Because it's fun!' I answer to myself.

"Weeeeeeeeellllll, I have another one!" He declares. "But I'm not suppose to tell ya this one~"

"Is that so?" I question, raising an eyebrow. "And why not?"

"Because it will ruin the surprise~" He sings.

"Surprise?" I asked, genuinely curious of what he was saying.

Well this should be interesting.

"Yeeeeeep~!" He happily says. "It's a really biiiiiiiiiig surprise I've been planning to do~!"

"Can you tell me? I promise I won't tell anyone~"

"Nu-uh! I can't tell!" He refuses, sounding like a little kid. "It's a really biiiiiiiiiig surprise, remember~! And an important surprise~"

"Awww~" I say with a sad expression on my face. "But why~? What is it about?"

"Oh you know, it just about how I  haven't proposed to you yet~"

At that moment, I stopped walking.

"... what?" I quietly say my only thoughts out loud.

"Whoops! I wasn't supposed to say that~" He chuckles.

It took a bit for me to properly process what he just said, but when I finally did, I turned my attention completely towards him. I untangled his grip around my shoulders,  causing for him to stumble and lose his balance for a bit, but eventually he managed to stand. I held on to both of his bone hands as he faced me.

"You've been planning on... p-proposing to m-m-me?" I anxiously managed to get out, eyes wide.

"Psh, oh ya." He almost casually says, waving a hand in front of him. "I've been planning for a loooooong while now, even got the ring and everything."

"R-really..?" I say, squeezing his hands  gently.

I could feel my stomach fill up with thousands of butterflies as my heart began to race a hundred miles an hour, and tears threatened to fall from my eyes.

I...

I don't...

I don't even know...

How...

How do you even react to this?!

I mean, I side from jumping for joy and screaming to the world about this. Can't really do that at the moment given our current situation, it being really late into the night.

"Well... ya." He suddenly laughs. "Everyone's been bothering me cuz I haven't done it yet even though I was already planning on doing it, especially Papyrus. I swear there have been moments where he's come so close to spilling the beans to ya."

He soon turns his head to state up at the stars as his eye sockets seemed to wander. The mood seem to turn serious.

"I mean, I've tried to ask a few times, I just sorta... chickened out." He laughs again, lowering his head. "Kinda stupid, I know, but I've just been scared and stuff." He continues. "Scared that you'll, you know, reject me and that you really don't love me and-"

"I'm just gonna cut you off right there, hon."

I place a finger in front of his teeth to silence him. He gaze down to look at me and sees a tear escape my eye as I smile brightly up at him.

"You're a real bonehead for ever thinking that I don't love you." I place a hand on his cheekbone and he lets his head rest on my hand. "Of course I love you!

I then tackled him into a tight hug. Forgetting his lack of balance, we ended up falling into the ground with me laying on top of him. Our eyes met as they locked and we simply stayed quiet. Soon we burst out into laughter. I embraced him tightly as he did the same. Our laughter echoed through the, thankfully, empty streets as we let ourselves get lost in the blissful moment.

"And obviously I'd marry you!" I say letting the tears I was holding back just flow. "Yes, yes, yes! God, you don't even have to ask, a hundred times yes!"

"I told you it was stupid." He chuckles. "I mean come on, I'd marry me too~"

I smiled widely. I forgot he was still drunk. It didn't really matter in the end. I've never felt so happy than in this single moment. I really did want to jump for joy and scream it to the world.

Sitting up, I still squeezed him tightly as I kissed his teeth. He closed his eyesockes and kissed back with so much affection as I feel him begin to run his boney fingers through my hair. Once we broke the kiss, much to Sans' dismay, I quietly sniffed and wipped away my tears.

"C-come on." I say, standing up. "We have to go home."

"But I don't wanna get up~!" Sans protests.

I rolled my eyes and held my hands out towards him. "Get up you numbskull."

When he stood up and balance himself, with my help of course, he nuzzles his face onto my shoulder and sighs. I can see his eyesockes start to become droopy once again as he yawns.

"... if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?"

"We're going home Sans, you're drunk."

"Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats."

And just like that, Sans went back to his random rambling as we walked through the silent streets. I was smiling like an idiot almost the whole way home, but one thing was bothering me in the back of my head.

"Sans?"

"Hhhhhhhmmmmmmm~?"

"... where have you been hiding the ring?"

"The ring? Oooooohhhh~! On the bottom drawer of my cabinet, hidden under all of my socks. Why?"

I bit my bottom lip.

"Just curious..."

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Bonus!!! (Cuz I feel bad for being gone for so long :3)

Sans' POV

My head was pounding. What happened?

I let out a loud groan as I carefully sat myself up, feeling something fall to my lap. I open my eyesockes to find that my vision was blurry. As I rubbed my eyesockes, I tried to scan the area and was able to decipher that I was sitting on my bed inside my room. I turned to face the window, but quickly turned away as the bright sunlight that shone through suddenly made my horrible headache worse.

What happened last night? And why can't I remember?

"Look who finally decided to wake up."

I hear a familiar voice speak as my bedroom door opened. On the other side of the door revealed to be the chocolate brown haired girl dressed in a pair of purple pajamas decorated with tiny red hearts, a cup of coffee in one hand and a glass of water in the other. She walks towards me and places both cups down on the bedside table as she sits beside me. I could barely see straight as I blinked a few times to adjust my vision, and I could tell the girl beside me seemed amused with my appearance as she giggled.

"That's what you get for drinking too much." Frisk shakes her head as she hugs me tightly.

"God... my head hurts..." I managed to get out.

My voice was raspy as I groggily hugged her back and place her on my lap. She nuzzles her face onto my chest as she lets out a long sigh.

"Aww~! You poor thing! There, there." She cooes, rubbing my back.

I grunt. "Well you don't have to make fun of me..."

She laughs. "Here, let me kiss everything better~"

She moves her head away from my chest before she begins to kiss me repeatedly. On the cheek, my forehead, the bridge of my nose, she showered me in kisses. I couldn't help but smile.

"Well don't you seem extra affectionate today?" I say.

"Is that a problem~?" She smiles innocently.

"Of course not." I answer, shaking my head. "Not a bad way to start the morning." I grin.

Frisk laughs before she rests her head on my chest. I place a hand on my forehead. This morning would be better without this headache though. I rubbed my eyesockes again, trying to at least get them to open up. I gaze down at the hazel eyed girl as she seemed to be admiring something on her fingers, which I couldn't quite make out.

"I hope we didn't have any plans for today." I say with a quick yawn, stretching my arms out. "Maybe today could just a lazy day, hmmm~?" I wrap my arms around the girl's small figure. "I wouldn't mind spending some quality time with my girl. What do ya say~?"

"Sounds like quite the tempting offer." She smiles. "But we do have some things to do."

"Awww! Like what?" I say.

"Like... oh, I don't know..." She pauses.

I wait patiently for her to continue as I grabbed the glass of water that I knew she brought up for me and took a small sip.

"Planning our wedding~"

I nearly spit out the water I was drinking. I forcefully swallowed instead before I accidentally spat out the drink and our the glass back down. If my eyesockes weren't wake before, they sure as hell are as wide as saucers now. I take one look at Frisk and immediately see her lips curled into a sly smile and her eyes glistening with mischievousness. Then I realized something. My eyesockes trailed down to her left hand and finally got a good look at what she was admiring at.

A gold ring.

I turned back to face the girl as she smiled at me expectantly and almost teasingly.

I gulped.

What did I say to her last night?

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You dun f-ed up Sans!

That moment when it's 2:26 am in the morning and you're still writing.

I'm gonna regret this in the morning...

So this was a silly idea that popped into my head and I decided to do this in one go. Sorry in advance for spelling and grammar errors.

But I wanted to get this out as soon as possible.

Man I really need to get back into writing. I had two other ideas before I did this, but I thought since I could do this in one go, I might as well let y'all know I'm not dead.

This went on a lot longer that I thought it would. I think that's good,  right?

ALSO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR NICE COMMENTS ON THE LAST CHAPIE!!! I DON'T FEEL AS SELF CONSCIOUS ANYMORE X3

Man you guys are the best. What did I ever do to deserve you all T^T

And thanks also for your feedback on what kind of chapie you guys would want too see next. So many wonderful suggestions!!!

Also I'm so glad you guys want to see a Core!Frisk x Error!Sans chapie!!! Oh my Lord, I've been wanting to that for a while, but I was afraid you guys might not like it. I even asked long ago in this book about Core! I'll probably do one in the future :3

Well there isn't much else to say cuz I'm super sleepy and dead tired aside from:

"I'm sorry again!!!"

And:

"I hoped you enjoyed :3"

Anyways, bye Reader- Chan!!!

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Actually, I have one question...

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... Swapfell or Horrortale?