If one thing was for sure, he wasn't in his own universe, that much he could tell. His space warping ability felt odd here, but he wasn't able to warp himself back to outside of the tent. He could teleport himself from one place to another no problem, which he made sure to check, and it was much easier here, too. The space in this world was different, it felt more stretched in a sense, so he could go from point A to point B using less energy here. The air felt different, in addition, it tasted like candy and the music in the distance never stopped, no matter where he walked to, it continued at the same volume and distance. So, that music and the smell of candy was obviously intertwined with the world itself, not from a cause. In fact, the amusement park too seemed warped into the world, the tents and booths and rides seeming to blend into the ground, as if they sprouted from it like trees somehow.

So, he was fairly confident that this was another world. How he had arrived there, however, remained a complete mystery. Maybe it had to do with that friend the kid had been talking about, since his soul felt like a shadow of a real one, and this world felt like a shadow of the real one. That person probably created this world as well.

It was a more creepier version of a carnival, too. All of the prize stuffed animals had large, creepy grins spread across their faces, some of them holding weapons and others having weapons impaling them, letting the stuffing fall out onto the ground. There were random blood splatters, and candy wrappers absolutely everywhere. Some of them were bloody, too, from what he could tell.

He continued walking across the gravel pathway, looking around this new world before he stopped when he noticed someone. This person had their back to him, and were crouched down over something. Sans couldn't tell from how far away he was, so he decided to grow closer, and quickly could tell that the figure with their back turned towards him was crouching over a dead, naked body, that luckily he couldn't see the parts to because he was in front of it.

Suddenly, they stood up, and kept standing up, their height proving to be like, an eight foot tall giant or something. He could wrap his entire black and white colored body around Sans from how tall he was, Sans looked like a little bean compared to that guy. Yeah, sure, Papyrus and Asgore are tall, but this takes the cake by tallest guy he's ever seen.

The mysterious man turned at an angle and stepped over the body and walked into a nearby tent, Sans walking closer to try-

The next thing he knew, he couldn't tear his gaze away from the boys face. The same boy, that he had just assured that he was going to help. The same little boy that looked so scared and alone, who just wanted to see his parents. The same little boy that he had promised, not even ten minutes ago, that he would help him find his parents. And here he lay, his clothes gone, blood sputtering out of his mouth with a large gapping hole where his heart should be.

Key word, should be. It was just a hole now, and Sans knew from his days back in the lab that the heart should be seen by the hole, by how deep it went into the poor child's chest. But, he couldn't see anything but broken bones and blood, along with some of the other internal structures.

His heart was gone. Whoever that was, they stripped a child of their clothes, and tore out their heart.

In under ten minutes.

Yeah, he's killed before, he's killed plenty. But those people deserved it, he did what he had to. Not to mention, he made the deaths swift, and he didn't strip their clothes and rip out their heart!

Sans had no idea how to feel. He knew his friends killed, but this just felt different. He had told this child he'd help his parents, and then he found him naked on the ground with a hole in his chest, and heart removed. Yeah, Jennifer had died, and he had known her too, but he didn't see the aftermath. And Jack ate organs, but he didn't do it in front of Sans, and Sans didn't have to see the victims body, organ-less.

Sans was mostly startled by how the heart had been removed. It was too quick to his liking, judging by the marks, it looked like something was forced into his chest, like maybe a hand or some machine he's never seen. And judging by the fresh cuts and scraps from the pebble on his chest and arms (Sans didn't dare look lower), he had put up a fight. There were no other killing wounds, either.

This child had his heart ripped out of him alive.

Okay, yeah, Sans was startled a bit. Usually he was calm, but now he wasn't liking all of this. If he had found this body like, an hour earlier, he probably wouldn't have cared as much, but seeing the child alive and living earlier just made him uncomfortable, not to mention just everything else about this. Sans never usually had problems with killing, but knowing the kid just made him feel bad.

Sans then looked back up at the tent the male had walked into, sighing to himself. He didn't know that guy, he might've not done it, or he could've had a good reason. His friends and family killed practically once a week, he couldn't excuse certain people then just judge others. He knew Jeff was brutal to his victims, and Jack removed everything in them, how was this any different from what they did?

But couldn't the guy just have kept the kids clothes on at least?

"Oh, oh!"

A high pitched, scratchy males voice alerted Sans back to the tent from the body again, revealing the same monochrome guy from before, who stood in the entrance. He looked like some type of clown, with thick black hair, a clown outfit with bandages for effect. He had a pointed black and white nose, and his lips had black lipstick, and when he spoke again, it revealed pointed teeth. Definitely a CreepyPasta if Sans had to guess.

"I had no idea I dragged a skeleton in here!" He said excitedly.

He ran at Sans, the skeleton just watching uneasily as the guy stood on the other side of the body and towered above him, and closer he looked extremely taller then before.

"Uh, hi," Sans said, "I was with this kid, I think you dragged me in here with him by accident."

"I did, I did!" The guy said, seeming rather excited over Sans, which helped Sans ease up more, "Hello! Hello!"

"Name's Sans, Sans the skeleton," Sans said, holding out his hand.

The male stared down at it, Sans looking up at him with confusion.

"You going to shake my hand, bud?" Sans asked.

The tall clown then squealed and grabbed his hand with both of his, letting Sans have a closer look of his razor sharp claws before he shook his hand violently.

"Yes! I've always wanted to shake a hand!" He said, "Thank you, Sans the skeleton! I'm Laughing Jack!"

"That's a cool name," Sans said, continuing to shake his hand, "I have a good friend who's name is Jack, too."

Which Sans had tried to message, but his phone didn't have any Wifi. Go figure.

"That's amazing!" Laughing Jack said, not stopping his furiously fast handshake.

"Did you make this universe yourself?" Sans asked him.

Finally, he let go of Sans' hand, Sans quickly taking the opportunity to lower it to his side before this guy tried to shake it again. Laughing Jack spread his arms out wide, grinning wildly at the skeleton beneath him.

"This is my carnival!" Laughing Jack proclaimed loudly, "It's got fun, and games, and endless candy! I can create whatever I want here!"

Suddenly, Laughing Jack was holding out a piece of candy in front of Sans, a small blue circle wrapper with both sides twirled up.

"Candy?" He offered Sans, "It's blue raspberry!"

"Yeah, I like blue raspberry," Sans said, taking the candy and unwrapping it.

"Do you wanna see my hobby?" Laughing Jack asked his new friend, "I've never shown anyone it before. I got it from a guy! He liked to do the same thing, but with less candy."

"Sure!" Sans said, looking at Laughing Jack's arms as he started to reach towards Sans, "Uh, whacha doing there?"

"Carry you, of course!" He said, poking Sans' skull, "Silly little skeleton. I've always wanted to carry someone alive!"

"Well, sure, I guess," Sans said, letting this clown guy pick him up.

"You're like a little potato," Laughing Jack commented when he was holding Sans up at eye level.

"You're very open to what you're thinking," Sans noted, feeling a little bit awkward being picked up by someone that tall.

In fact, Sans had never really been picked up by anyone before. When he was younger, Gaster dragged him places, he never bothered to carry him. And when Papyrus wanted him to go somewhere, he'd just yell at Sans until he gave up or Sans surrendered and moved.

"Like a little potato," Jack sang, carrying Sans towards his tent, "Like a little potato is the skeleton. Or skele-tato?"

"Tater-ton," Sans said as he was carried into the tent, before the tall clown turned Sans around in his hands, showing off his 'hobby'.

"Oh," Sans said, looking at the sight in front of him, "Okay then."

~~~~~~

Meanwhile, Jack and Jane were having a little different situation of their own.

As soon as Sans had left into the tent, Jane turned towards Jack and slapped the masked male, him stumbling back from the force.

"Jane!" Sally said, hugging her bear.

"I would use my knife, but we're in public," Jane said, crossing her arms as she narrowed her eyes at the male, "What was that all about?"

"What?" Jack asked.

"You were a nervous wreck, what was that?" Jane asked, walking closer to him.

"Jane, what did Jack do?" Sally asked innocently.

"I just..." Jack said, unable to find an excuse.

"Look, I met him first, so I should get first dibs on him," Jane said, "Let me try at least before you swoop in."

"What?" Sally asked.

"Was it really that obvious?" Jack asked.

"Was what obvious?" Jeff asked, the three turning to see Jeff and Ben walking up to them.

"Jack here had gotten a crush on Sans," Jane sighed, "But the thing is, I want Sans too. So back off, let me try first, and if he declines me you can try all you want, alright?"

"Aw!" Sally squealed, jumping up and down, "That's so cute!"

"Sans isn't an object to take turns on," Jack defended the skeleton, "We both have equal rights to try and win Sans' affections."

"Did I walk into an opera?" Ben asked, looking around, "Or some romance movie where there's two love interests?"

"Guys, guys, here's the simple solution," Jeff said, stepping between them, "Get some condoms, and both of you go to town on him."

"Okay then, let's just cover your ears real quick," Jane said, reaching over and quickly covering Sally's ears before the conversation could go down worse.

"I don't think Sans can even do that," Jack said before pausing, looking at Jane, "Can he?'

"I'll google this, been wondering it myself," Ben said, looking down at his phone.

"You can try to flirt with Papyrus and ask if he's f*ckable," Jeff offered to Jane, "You're pretty ugly, but jacka*s' like him would probably settle for anything."

"I'd rather die then flirt with that pile of trash," Jane said, huffing, "Look, I really like him, alright? I don't want you waltzing in and then suddenly taking him before I've even had the chance to try and go on a date with him."

"I haven't taken him yet," Jack said, "But I won't back down. I like him too, and I want to try and date him."

"He is f*ckable!" Ben said, "So you both could just share him maybe, get him drunk if he can, have some fun."

"What are you guys talking about? Can I listen now?" Sally asked, her ears still covered by Jane's hands.

"Chemicals don't affect skeletons," Jeff said, "They'd just have to wait until he'd want to do it. But if you guys do 'do it', warn us ahead. I'm not listening to that crap, no matter how much I watch it."

"Oh my god, Jeff, that's disgusting," Jane muttered.

"How about a mutual agreement so we can shut Jeff up faster?" Jack asked Jane, "Neither of us make moves for a date, Sans has to initiate it, so we know what Sans' wants."

"That can work with me," Jane sighed, "Are you done with your personal talks, Jeff?"

"Yeah, yeah," Jeff said, waving her off, "But I think Sans will go for Jack to be honest. He isn't a b*tch like Jane at least."

"You're so lucky we're in public," Jane muttered at him, taking her hands off of Sallys ears.

"What's a condom?" Sally asked the group innocently.

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While everyone else if fighting over Sans, he's just being called a potato by Laughing Jack.

Also, for your shipping convenience, I have created ship names for the possible ships in this story: JanexSans (Jans), Eyeless JackxSans (Jackans), Laughing JackxSans (Sing)

This is called 'CreepyPasta harem for Sans???' in my google docs, which I write this on, so yeah, be ready to ship. I might even draw some art for the ships, if I feel like it.

Last thing, if you notice any grammar or name mess ups (I always mess up the names, I'm horrible with names) please point it out so I can fix it! I don't have an editor and when I try to reread before I post I just get bored because I just wrote it and I just want to upload it anyway.

Edit: I've been drawing things for my Youtube channel, the link is on my profile and I highly recommend if you like this series that you subscribe! Here's a video from it about Eyeless Jack x Sans!

https://youtu.be/OUbStLXpWwk