"Dad," Grace said with a bored tone, poking at Sans. "Dad."

Sans just slept away not aware of Grace poking him for the past hour. She continued to poke until her patience started to really wear out.

"Dad." She said again and pushed him a little.

"Dad." She said again and pushed him a little harder.

"Dad..." She said again getting irritated.

"Dad! I'm bored!" She finally shouted and gave one hard shove.

"H-Huh!" Sans woke up from the small tumble from the couch. 

He looked at 7-year-old Grace, giving him a dirty look.

"I'm bored!" She yelled at him.

"Then you should probably do something about that kiddo." Sans joked a bit.

She just gave him a short glare.

"I am doing something about it. I'm making you entertain me." She said crossing her arms.

"Well bored how about you talk to Grace about that. I'm sleeping." Sans shrugged simply and settled himself back onto the couch.

Grace growled a bit and turned away from him. She actually really loved his jokes and puns but she was just really irritated at the moment. (Is it bad I'm listening to Slipknot but I'm still able to write something adorable. :3 Nah I'ma continue what I'm doing.)

"How about..." Sans started, noticing her very angry expression. "How about we play a bored game."

At first, Grace didn't notice but cracked a smile at his pun. She quickly hid it again though and turned her head at his direction.

"Aw come on I saw that smile. Or are you so board you wood rather do something else." Sans smirked slightly.

Grace completely lost it at 'wood'. She burst out into a fit of giggles.

"O-okay then. How about a joke war?" Grace smiled brightly at him.

That was something she loved to practice with Sans. Especially to annoy Papyrus with puns whenever he visited. They had joke wars pretty often and had learned so much from them. Since Sans was an actual comedian now as a job it was helpful for him too.

"Sure but I don't think you can beet me," Sans said and pulled a beetroot out of his jacket.

Grace giggled a little and climbed to the couch with him.

"What is black, white, blue, and green all over?" Grace asked Sans.

"What?" He questioned, curious on what she was going to say.

"A penguin tumbling down a hill. I lied about the blue." She laughed a little.

"Of course you did." Sans laughed with her.

"What's black, white, and laughing?" Grace asked again.

"What?" Sans asked, fixing the pillow next to him.

"The Penguin that pushed him," Grace said, stifling a laugh.

Sans stopped mid fixed and started laughing out loud at her joke.

"Oh my god kid. I think you should be the comedian!" He said between breaths.

"No, I think you got it in the bag." Grace giggled, taking the beetroot he had and putting it in an empty dunkies donuts bag.

"Oh my god kid." Sans laughed a bit more. "You're really knocking them out today."

Sans knocked on the table with his pun while Grace giggled at it. Suddenly, however, another knock was heard at the door.

"I'll get it!" Grace cheered and ran to the door.

Sans watched closely as she ran over, making sure nothing bad would happen. Once Grace reached the door she unlocked it. She opened it and let out a happy squeal.

"Uncle Paps and Undyne!" She cheered.

"Oh hello, there little Grace." Papyrus smiled down at her.

"Whats up punk? Beating up your dad are yah?" She asked.

"You have no idea. She has been killing me with her puns." Sans said while hanging his arm over the couch.

"How have you been doing small Grace?" Papyrus asked Grace while picking her up, ignoring Sans.

"Pretty graceful if you ask me." She winked at him.

"I see you are definitely like my brother," Papyrus said and gave a small look at Sans. "Not exactly a part one would generally like...."

Grace and Sans just laughed a bit at Papyrus. Undyne was making herself at home, putting her stuff down and sitting on the couch with Sans. Sans barely noticed at he watched Papyrus continue to talk to Grace.

"She is growing up fast huh?" Undyne said looking at Sans.

"Yeah. Feels like just a few moments ago she was 3... knocking over cookie jars and accidentally swearing." Sans answered back, turning him self slightly to look at her.

He gave a small thoughtful laugh and relaxed his arm by his side.

"Yeah... By the way, I heard you had another baby in the oven?" Undyne asked him, relaxing onto the pillow under her. "Either you are really bored or feel like not sleeping at all again."

Sans laughed a bit at her question. He shook his head and fixed his coat absentmindedly. 

"No. We just decided together that we wanted another to be honest. Plus... I think Grace has been getting quite lonely." Sans said and gave a small sad look. "She is always making up imaginary friends and she doesn't have any friends at school."

"Really?" Undyne said and turned around to look at Papyrus and Grace.

They were laughing and playing rock, paper, scissors. Papyrus pulled out paper while Grace did rock.

"No, I lost!" Grace complained.

"Do not worry! I believe you can do it." Papyrus smiled brightly down at her.

Undyne just watched Grace with curiosity.

"She seems so... happy though...." Undyne said, finishing her thought.

"I don't know Undyne. She may just be like me. Hides behind a smile." Sans shrugged and looked over at her.

"You do what?" Undyne questioned, giving him a skeptical glance.

"Have you not seen how depressing I make things. Hell, I just made this super awkward." Sans pointed out.

"You said a bad word!" Grace suddenly pointed out at Sans.

"H-Huh?" Sans questioned and started to go a bit blue.

His head whipped around to see grace pointing a finger straight at him. Undyne just smiled behind him and Papyrus was super confused. Sans shook his hands out in front of him.

 "Uh, Grace you didn't hear that!" He said, shaking his head.

(I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN ME- oh sorry. Slipknot. x3 

SO yeah new chapter of new! Such cute! such drama! [At least that's how Mettaton would word it] I hope you enjoyed more of Sans being a dad and stuff! And another baby on the way because of mehhhhh. )

~ <3 your author who is now yelling 'SPIT IT OUT' over and over