Sans stopped and took a breath, leaning himself against the kitchen door frame. Was he good to take a break? He was wrong... Not even three seconds later he heard a crash in the bathroom.

"How did you even get in there, you were just in the closet?" Sans complained and ran over there.

He opened the bathroom door to find Grace pushing a stool to the tub with her magic. Sans quickly ran in and stopped her putting the stool in a cupboard.

"No no no Grace. You can't do that." Sans laughed a little, you could almost hear the exhaust in his voice.

"Mummy!" Grace giggled, totally ignoring everything Sans was saying.

"Yes, mommy will be home soon... But right now it's daddy time!" He said, picking up Grace and carrying her.

He walked out of the bathroom and carried her upstairs to her room. He opened the door and put her on the floor with her toys. She didn't really care however as she just grabbed a toy and chucked it at Sans. He quickly dodged it, but it went flying out the door. He quickly turned to it and tried to retrieve it only to see it rolled off to the first floor.

"Grace...." He complained mostly to himself.

She just giggled in the background at the suffering she almost just caused him. Sans just shrugged off the toy and closed the door, so no more toys could fly out. He could just pick up the toy later.

"So Grace what are we going to-" He stopped mid sentence as he realized Grace was gone when he turned around.

He frantically ran around the room, trying to find her. He looked high and low before coming to the conclusion, she teleported again. With a small huff, he teleported himself downstairs and looked around the area. She had to be somewhere...but she was so unpredictable as a baby.

"Yay!" An excited squeal could be heard in the kitchen.

Sans quickly ran over there to find that Grace had somehow climbed onto the counter. He ran over and took her off, as she might hurt herself. She complained at him and whined as he pulled her away.

"What is it? Are you hungry?" He asked.

He laughed a little as he saw her eyes light up at the mention of food. She looked at him and started to clap her hands.

"Alright." He laughed and walked to her baby seat, putting her in.

He sighed a little in relax as he got the baby food and a baby spoon.
(Am I the only one who finds baby spoons adorable? I kept one of my baby spoons and it's so tiny and soft! By soft I mean the plastic-ish thing around the spoon makes it good for babies. So cute....)
Sans then sat himself down and looked at Grace. He opened the container and took a small spoonful.

"Alright, Grace... Open up for the space ship." He smiled at her.

She didn't really care what the spoon was, she just wanted the food on the spoon in her mouth. She opened wide when the spoon came close she quickly ate it. Sans always found feeding her cute since she really didn't care what was what. He figured that hunger for food came from him. They continued till she ate half the container.

"Alright, you can have the rest of this for dinner later alright?" He told her.

She didn't really care as she got her helpings and just wanted to get back to having fun. He put the food back and put the spoon in the sink before turning to Grace. She was trying to get out of her seat.

"Alright, Grace..." He said, doing a breathy laugh.

As he started to walk over to help her though, she disappeared in a flash. He realized she teleported and cursed his abilities under his breath. He ran out himself only to be met with a large fall.

"Agh!" He yelled out as he slipped over Grace's baby toy and fell backward.

He groaned to himself as he just laid on the ground for a few seconds.

"Dada?" He heard a worried tone and saw Grace crawling on top of him.

He did a small pained laugh as he relaxed back onto the floor. Grace just tilted her head confused before relaxing onto him. Her eyes got heavy as she started to doze off. She fell asleep with Sans on the floor, the both of them exhausted.

"Sans I'm home!"

(Eyyy that was cute. I suddenly just wanted to write if Sans had a kid in a 'who's your daddy ish' kinda way. So yeah? I also tried to make the 'mommy' pretty vague so you guys could use your own ship in the story if you wanted to. Hope you enjoyed this short little thing!)

~ <3 your author who is queen of waffles