am i basic? probably

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is it carlsberg or carlsburg

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boutta go on what might be a date maybe idk, not to flex

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lowkey i hate when people speak over a group because they're close to someone in that group like,,,,, i ain't gonna say i know more about trans or latina people because my gf is trans and latina, and non-lesbian people who are friends w me can't speak over me on lesbian specific issues just because of that. it just really bugs me

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cecil: listeners, i've worked in radio for a long time, i can handle insults and such. my grip on my temper is incredible, i can stay cool at anythi—

steve carlsberg: carlos is kinda average looking

cecil, sobbing angry tears: SHUT THE FUCKFK UP ASSHOLE HES BEAUTIFUL YOU PRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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scorpia is better than anyone ever

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okay i gtg bye!