have probably correct quotes

tryna make the most out of the fact that i'm allowed to have my phone in school

also read -midnightradio- 's most recent oneshot this is a shout-out it's a fun time

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kevin, standing in the rain: i guess it raaains down in aaaaaafricaaaaa

arnold, nodding: well dang i guess it do!

mckinley, known gay, about to cry: that's not the fucking lyrics you heathens

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kevin, in that bit in two by two where he reallt reluctantly does the choreography with everyone else (as well as like. literally everyone in turn it off):

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kevin: i'm so tired

mckinley: of what?

kevin: dealing with my fake friends

mckinley: i'm never fake with you!

kevin: you're literally a mildly sexualized and demonic version of my district leader who i made up in my head for this conversation??

mckinley, fading away: you right, you right

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arnold: would you kiss mckinley for a thousand dollars?

kevin: definitely!

kevin: ...ohh wait nvm i don't have that kinda money

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nabulungi: hi! i'm nabulungi

kevin, bored: they call me..... ookoobshoob

arnold, desperately trying to make a good impression and you're not hElping kevin: NO THEY DONT

kevin: its welsh :)

arnold: ITS NOT!! WELSH!!!!!

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kevin, in the coffee scene, to the lady: arnold's a bitch! b i, c t, h

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mckinley, watching kevin try and do a kick flip on his mickey mouse skateboard, failing miserably, and crying: ugh i cant believe i'm gonna sleep w him 😔😔😔

nabulungi: i mean. you don't have to-

mckinley: no i'm gonna

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kevin: h—

mckinley: was 🤔🤔 i 😖😃😘 in 😉😉😉😍😍 it?? 🥵🥴😘🥰😍👁👅👁👀👀👀🍆💦

kevin: ...how did you say that with your mouth??

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nabulungi: i'm bi by the way

arnold: oh cool!!! what made you decide to tell us now though

nabulungi: i told kevin and i honestly don't think he can keep it a secret much longer??

kevin, earlier: bye naba!! i mean, not bi, but bye. as in goodbye! i mean see ya! have fun only having sex with men! just banging dudes left and right!! living the dream!!!

kevin, now: i just stopped saying goodbye altogether.

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arnold's dad, to arnold: look i'm not trying to be mean. i just don't want you to be yourself... in any way.

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kevin: you don't know like, any disney songs?? at all???? that's a crime

mckinley: yes i do! i kn—

kevin: five lines from moana and one line from the circle of life doesn't count you sickening theatre kid

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this is short i have to go