i'm listening to this album that makes me cry over my family while needing a distraction so basically its that time

i need to stop doing these i'll run outta quotes but at this point i'm too tired

i love bom and wtnv equally but wtnv hasn't reached quote status sorry gang 😪😪

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kevin: oops! i'm delightful

arnold: i wish i had that kinda self confidence, elder price. we could all learn a thing or two from you

kevin: thanks. i can shut down each of my vital organs by power of will alone

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kevin: y'know what would be like, sexy? eating food off each oth—

mckinley: —you didn't do the dishes did you?

kevin: not a single plate

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nabulungi: i don't know what to make of you, to be honest.

kevin: hopefully, not a corpse!

nabulungi, honestly: i'm kinda surprised someone else hasn't done that one already

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poptarts: you're an asshole.

kevin: at least i don't get mistaken for an unruly child :)

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mckinley: kev, i'm really sorry

mckinley: kev?

mckinley: babe?

mckinley: sweetheart??

mckinley: the prettiest man alive???

mckinley: love of my life???????

kevin: sorry doesn't bring back my mickey mouse mug >:'/

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church: i'm vegetarian, i don't eat meat.

kevin: oh so what am i then??

mckinley, whispering to poptarts: don't do it—

poptarts: —you only eat dick, kevin, so i'm pretty sure that makes you a slut

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mckinley: last christmas

mckinley: i gave you my heart

mckinley: but the very next day, you said that was gay

•••

kevin: WOW i'm a slut for death

kevin: throw me off a building daddy ;))

•••

mckinley in act one, to kevin: c'mon cutie, i'll show you around!! :)

mckinley in act two, to kevin: theres the door. :) :) :)

•••

kevin, holding his newborn child: theyre so beautiful :''')

doctor: we're gonna have to do some shots-

kevin, enthusiastically: oh hell YEAH pour up it's their fuckin birthday!!!!!

•••

nabulungi: i need a five letter word for gay?

mckinley: kevin

nabulungi:

nabulungi, writing it in: it fits

•••

arnold: hey, what's wrong?

kevin: nothing really, i've just... i've never kissed anyone. i'm worried it makes me kinda inadequa—

mckinley, over-enthusiastically in the distance: i can help you with that!!!!

kevin: oo hey nvm i'm good now i'm good now

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mckinley: guys, i think we might have a real problem here soon, we're running out of money—

arnold: *whispers urgently to kevin*

kevin: that has nothing to do with the conversation-

arnold: ask!

kevin, turning to nabulungi: *sigh* do you think he's cute? be honest. yes or no answers

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mckinley: i'm just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule

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nabulungi: hey, what time is it?

kevin: do i look like a weatherman to you??

nabulungi:

nabulungi: what

•••

nabulungi: you keep hugging mckinley and talking to him softly when he's upset. next thing you know, he's gonna fall for you, you know how much of a romantic he is. is that what you want??

kevin, scoffing: "is that what i want?"

arnold, distantly, from another room: yes!!

•••

mckinley: ...maybe it's time i stop repressing all my feelings?

poptarts, sarcastically: oh, but what will you do with all that free time?

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kevin: i hate when people are like "if you think this is better than sex, you just haven't had good sex!"

kevin: listen. i've had good sex. but i don't think you've had a tall non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, becky!

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nabulungi, @ district nine: you can do it. i believe in you!!

nabulungi, turning to the camera: there's like a 30% chance they'll all die