yeah

i do these when i'm bored and need appreciation so uh. gimme the latter you dweebs

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kevin: i promised arnold i wouldn't do anything stupid today

nabulungi: why would you lie to your best friend like that??

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kevin: haha um i can't proselytize today i have updog—

mckinley: i'm not gonna say it

kevin: cmon. cmon please

mckinley: not happening that jokes dead

kevin: p l e a s e ?  for me ):

mckinley: no

mckinley

mckinley, in a monotone: ...fine. whats updog.

kevin, screaming: ARNOLD I FUCKING TOLD YOU I COULD—

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kevin, sleeptalking at two in the morning: mcpriceley gets no mcrightleys pricingham is overratedham stan pricelando you fucks

arnold, audibly sobbing: please kevin i'm scared

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mckinley: "wish you were gay" is the biggest gay mood honestly

nabulungi:

nabulungi: we gotta tell him.

kevin: but he looks so happy—

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mckinley: hypothetically, if i got a guacamole stain on my sleeve... would they execute me?

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kevin, in a group chat: the first person to respond to this is gat

kevin: **gay

kevin: wait

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mckinley: so i take it that arnold's relationship with his father is kind of estranged?

kevin: oh no it's COMPLETELY strange

•••

mckinley; hey, price, you can't transfer! what you need is faith!

kevin: and what this whole district needs is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge!

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poptarts: sorry i'm late guys, i was having horrible... nightmare... visions...

mckinley, who has horrible nightmare visions nightly: it's called life, elder thomas. sit down

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arnold: i am small, but i am knowing—

kevin: —you don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like

•••

kevin, about something he ABSOLUTELY should not wing: i'm gonna wing it

•••

arnold: hey can you do that thing you do??

nabulungi: *smiles*

arnold, breathless: thank you

•••

kevin, looking back on that time he kissed a guy while literally covered in blood: ah, would you look at that. just a couple of guys bein' dudes

•••

mckinley, handing a cup of coffee to arnold: hey, can you pass this to kevin?

arnold: *fucking yeets it kevin*

kevin: *SCREAMS IN FUCKING AGONY*

mckinley: hE WAS TEN FEET AWAY WHY DID YOU THROW IT?!

arnold, panicking:  I   D O N T  K N O W !

•••

dentist: open up

kevin: see, i always thought i was straight, because i had crushes on girls and platonic feelings for guys. but now that i'm reassessing my life, i'm considering the fact that the opposite might have been true, because i misinterpreted my friendly emotions towards women i knew as attraction and my sexual and romantic attraction towards men as friendship, because of the world we live in. but i'm just not sure, y'know? and—

dentist: no i meant like open your mouth.

mckinley: wait— let him finish

•••

mckinley, in turn it off: kevin price is an underrated gay icon and here's why

the entire district: rEa sOn  nU Mbe R  o nE

•••

arnold: hey! how are you today?

mckinley: hang on... *checks his mood ring* normal and nervous

•••

kevin: hey, what do you want me to buy at the store?

mckinley: honey

kevin: yeah wassup?

kevin: ...wait you were answering the question. not addressing me endearingly. nevermind then

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arnold: i'm like rapunzel but instead of letting my hair down i let everyone else down

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kevin: i like coffee cause it's bitter

kevin: like me >:)

kevin: ...and also i literally don't know how to function without ingesting enough caffeine to give a heart attack to an elephant

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mckinley: alright. i'm gonna ask kevin out on a date today. i'm gonna do it. it's gonna be great. let's go

nabulungi: well now's your chance, he's walking over

kevin, walking past: *just sorta casually waves*

mckinley: ...he waved at me :') 💞💞💝💞💗💞

nabulungi:

nabulungi: are you drooling????

•••

this isn't an incorrect quote but you know that outfit where you have the "you are not immune to propaganda" meme on your shirt and then booty shorts with "propaganda" on the ass? kevin wears that unironically you can't fight the truth

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kevin: god gave me anxiety and ocd because if my ambitions went unchecked i'd have bested them in hand to hand combat by age thirteen

•••

nabulungi: the floor is lava!

kevin, mckinley, and arnold: *immediately drop to the ground*

nabulungi:

nabulungi: buzzkill