time to read something utterly ridiculous

-midnightradio- this is your fault

will add my thoughts as i go along

• y'all ever just find yourself lying spreadeagled on the dragon's massive bed 😪😪😪 cant relate

• "it must have been hiram's incredible charm" LMAO SURE BUD

• "i'm not usually this forward" dude. yes you are. you tried to ask a guy out VARIOUS TIMES when he was talking about crises

• cecil's moaning fucking  h i r a m  and that, that is what's making me cackle. not the fact that this fic EXISTS, not the fact it's decently well written, the fucking  n a m e

• wow this writer really be using "fellow" in a sexual context huh? ok

• just finished it don't feel better but at least i got a kick out of cecil moaning "oh hiram don't stop" to a fucking DRAGON