one (1) person still likes these

but that person is me so >:)

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the entire cast: see, id fight kevin price, but if anyone else fought him i'd defend him

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nabulungi: have you prepared your statement of regret?

kevin, who just knocked a guy's lights out for saying 'tangled' was a bad movie, thus winning a fight for the first time in his life: yes.

kevin: *pulls out crumpled paper, reads off it slowly* i state my regret.

nabulungi: ...you couldn't have memorized that???

kevin: i could not because i was not feeling it

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mckinley, in the group chat: it's mickey

mckinley: *mckinley

kevin, username "mickeymousecantopme": well this is a sticky situation

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kevin: i'm sorry i dragged you into this.

kevin: and i'm sorry i never did the laundry.

kevin: and i'm sorry that i waited until you were about to do yours and then threw my laundry into the bin to trick you into doing it.

mckinley: ...you didn't trick me i told you to stop multiple times-

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nabulungi; you,,, really shouldn't use a straw

kevin, sighing guiltily: yeah, i know... it's bad for the environment, but like—

nabulungi: no no i mean it's just a really strange way to eat spaghetti??

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arnold: everything's cuter when it's small.

kevin: yeah! i mean look at mckinley! uwu

mckinley: i. am six feet tall. and although. i am flattered. i. am not. small—

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kevin: *bawling*

mckinley, in a panic: um um i really want to give you moral support right now but my morals are highly questionable so uh

mckinley: *awkwardly side hugs him* there?? there??????

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nabulungi: ...and as i've realized, it doesn't matter where you go. there's always gonna be assholes and bitches in your life. so since you can't surround yourself with all people who are, on average, not assholes and bitches (like arnold), you should add the assholes and bitches you actually like! and as for me?

nabulungi, tugging kevin and mckinley into a tight hug: that's you guys!! 💞💞

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this isn't an incorrect quote but kevin price pronounces cecil as "sessil" and you know it

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this isn't a quote either but i just saw a car commercial with a badly animated cow fortnite dancing and i'm confused

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kevin: which essential oil is best for atheism

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kevin: connor tried to tell me that "gut feelings aren't scientific", but then i was like

kevin: well, what are guts made out of? science, right?

kevin: and he had to concede that fact!!

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arnold, at two am: yanno people always portray demons as either really seductive or like, monsters. what do you think they're actually like??

kevin, without a second of hesitation: seductive!! seductive. god, i hope they're seductive... *long, enchanted, and vaguely lustful sigh*

arnold:

arnold: ...anything you wanna talk about bud??

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mckinley, angsty about his sexuality and posting sad shit: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

kevin: haha sbeve

mckinley, tearing up a little: how'd you know