ignore all my eating shit i'm moving on

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me: ok i'll just make a catradora opinion thing in the ship thing

me: ...ok maybe not i'll make it it's own chapter! won't be too long right? 200 words maybe

my catradora opinion thing that's nowhere near done:

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gimme character names, i'll google em, and ill to that "my friend guesses characters" thing

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arnold, genuinely perplexed: why don't you identify as a lesbian??

mckinley: i'm, uh, a man. who has sexual and romantic feelings for other men that i actively pursue.

mckinley: and like, i think i heard somewhere that that's not very lesbian of me-

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like this haircut

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sleeb

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me: wow sure hope i don't have any insecurities to think about for the next hour

my brain: ok sure

my brain: but like

my brain: what if you're straight and are just subconsciously faking it to fit in and you're a filthy fucking chaser who kathy deserves better then

me: :)

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rawr x3 haha

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peace out i'm gonna go work on the Catradora Files