Author's Note: I've had this one up and coming for awhile. I've been meaning to write it earlier, but that didn't happen, but here it is now! It is a continuation of the last self insert tease including Roman this time. Logan is mentioned so I suggest you have read the first before reading this one. I wrote it as genderless as possible with as many tickle spots as the story would permit me. Hope there is something for everyone! Vote in the comments if you want a self insert of Patton or Virgil next in this mini series! Love you guys and hope you enjoy!

A Self Insert Roman Tease

(Ships): None

Words ~ 1,612 ~

Warnings: None

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"Ah. A lovely day in the countryside. I really should come visit your village more often. You have splendid scenery. And very powerful horses! This carriage is going faster than mine own! I am, dare I say it, envious of these gentle beasts. If only I had that much raw power."

"Whats this you say? I already do have that much raw power? Haha! You are quite the charmer. Indeed horses are among the strongest of docile animals."

"How do I know that? Logan told me-er- that's Prince Logan to you. I wouldnt stand for one of my creations thinking of my fellow aspect anything short of a Prince. Well except when he's being compared to me. Then in prince standards I am higher than him."

"No I am not king yet and no not all prince's have the same power as others. Your not comparing him to me now are you? Because it's clear that I'm the superior."

"What do you mean what about Patton? And call him Prince Patton mind you! Yes he May be a fun loving Father figure figment, but that does not make him the king no."

"No he is not my father and no I am not his son! If anything Thomas is a closer son to him than I am!"

"You are quite cheeky for a creation, are you the same one Logan told me about?"

"Yes?! Well...at least you seem to be behaving...partially. Logan has told me he'd found a way to keep you at bay through weekly meetings with him. If I may what do you do in these meetings hmm?"

"Oh?! Your blushing? Why is that? It isn't that private now is it?"

"No? Good. Just something that gives you a little pink in the cheeks. Okay."

"Well if you want to tell me you can. I'm curious to know."

(Time passes.)

"Thank you for the lovely visit to your village. Would you mind joining me in my castle for a celebratory tea party then?"

"You will?! Thats fantastic! Come in! Come come!"

(Time passes.)

"Thank you for the tea Fredrickson! Ahh...it might be slightly hot. Apologies."

"What do you mean I sounded like Logan. And Prince Logan! Stop forgetting the proper title."

"Well yes of course if Logan was here he'd argue that he wasn't a prince but that's besides the point. If anything you are the one sounding like Logan. Hanging out with him too much now are we? Sounds to me like you need more of a prince in your life."

"Oh har har. Dont use your creation-Ness and try to blow off that you aren't alive. I did indeed create you! But you have more life than my other creations that itself is true."

"Stop giggling. You know I didnt mean to rhyme. Or maybe I did and I just wont tell you."

"You're smirking. For why the smirk. Is this about what you do with Logan. You even tease him like this too dont you? Well someone has too."

"Hm? What was that? Speak up please. You are mumbling."

"He punishes you does he? How?"

"Ah. Again with the blush. With each reference to what you two do in that experimenting room of his, I'm getting increasingly more curious! It's driving me bats."

"No no dont change the subject. Yes bats are cute puppy fly fly dogs. Patton would agree, but I'm more interested in your experiments with Logan. You know what? How about you tell me and I'll reward you with anything that you could ever wish or dream of! How does that sound?"

"Really!? Fantastic! Alright. Do tell!"

"That's...it? He pins you down and tickles you? Oh goodness that's adorable. And he teases you as well!? Logan teasing? Huh. I'd never thought it possible."

"Well! Since you've told me, tell me what it is you want and I shall grant it to you!"

"What? Why are you grinning? And giggling? Are you...actually scooting your chair away from me? But where are you going? I only asked you what you...wanted..."

"Oh...OH! I think I understand now. Well that is absolutely adorable. It seems blushing and giggling are your way of asking for a good tickling."

"Ah!? You're running now? Wait! Where are you going? Oh I see. I always enjoyed a good chase! Fee Fi Fo Fum, let's play tickle chase just for fun!"

"Oh now where could they be?"

"Not over here..."

"Not over there..."

"Come out come out wherever you are!"

"Ha! Had to jump out and shout 'I'm gay!' didn't you? I do Say you take more after me than Logan. But now I've found you aaaaaand they're gone, But not completely. I know my castle like the back of my hand, including all the secret passage ways. You can run! But you can't hide, I am determined to catch you...oh creation of mine."

"I can hear your giggles echoing off the castle halls. There is no escape for you. And something tells me you like it that way. The pending doom is nigh and you and I can both sense it. Why hide from what you want? You arent embarrassed are you now? You are? Aww don't be. It's too adorable to be something odd or strange. Why dont you just surrender? Come out with your hands up and reach for the sky. No? Will I have to pull you out of the dark then? If so you might want to look BEHIND YOU!"

"RAWR! Aha! Caught in my arms, they wiggle desperate to escape. My...you are quite strong...ngh...I'm having difficulty just...holding onto you! Ah! No. I will not allow you to escape! Just relax. Relax for me? There we go. See now was that so hard."

"Stop grinning? But how can I? I'm holding an adorable creation that enjoys tickles! Speaking of which, are you ready?"

"No? But that's just too bad. Because I was born ready. Oh none of that, keep your hands away from your blushing complexion. I want to know just how much you love these tickles I'm about to give you. Very good. Now! How about you obey my early command and reach for the sky!"

"Having a little bit of trouble? Maybe I should help! Holy Shmokes that squeal! A cute tickle spot the underarms are. Come on. Unclench 'em! How am I supposed to tickle them if you are protecting your pits! Well...I suppose there are other approaches to tickling. How about these ribs of yours? Ahh your laughter is music to my ears. Why count ribs when you can have them all at once!?"

"Oh those cackles are just simply divine! Hm? Stop? But you wanted this! Ok ok. The safe word is red. Alright? If you truly dont want it, yell red."

"What do you mean that's not very creative!? You brat! Challenging my abilities as the creative side. This time you've gone too far! Face the wrath of my fingers on your belly!!"

"Ohoho! More squeals and squeaks! That'll be my nickname for you, squeaks. Don't like it? Too bad, I'm using it anyway."

"I can just imagine Logan going through all your different tickle spots and checking to see which ones of yours are the worst. But, if I know Logan correctly, he isn't that creative with his approaches. A very overlooked tickle spot is the knees!!"

"Oh wow! Quite weak here are we? The knee cap...and behind the knee! Oh and if I scratch right here...Goodness Gracious! Please refrain from kicking my beautiful face. Well now I have a foot in my grasp! Ahaha! Tickle tickle tickle!"

"Oh you like the teasing?! Well thats even cuter! Gootchie gootchie goo!! Guess whose cute little toes are going to be tickled? Why yours of course! That was rhetorical! How about I use a feather? A feather to tickle underneath and between your delicate toes? Haha! So adorable like this."

"Alright let's make our way back up! How are your thighs?! Ack! Again with the kicking. Fine I'll sit on your legs and squeeze your thighs. A couple snorts! Wonderful. Practically perfect in every way!"

"Your hips are bad spot as well?! My you are just ticklish all over the place! Tickle tickle tickle, squeaks! Oh! Your shirt has ridden up! But I can see your belly button! Is it ticklish? How about I use the feather? Those are some adorable giggles let me tell you! Do Raspberries tickle too? Ppffbbt!"

"No no by all accounts it is very fair. Did I hear the safe word yet? I dont think I did! And that means my fingers still get to wiggle and wiggle all the way to your sides!"

"Yes!! Pinching up and down gives a brilliant reaction! My goodness you are crying in mirth! Should I give you a break? You don't want a break? Well how about we go for a grand finale and end at that adorable neck of yours! Gootchie goo! Tickle tickle tickle tickle!!! Squeaks is getting all the tickles they want. And boy are they having a good time with it! And I shall finish with a raspberry on your neck! Pffbt."

"Haha! You took that tickling well! Oh Alright, here's a few more neck tickles for you squeaks. There we are. Was that what you wanted?"

"Oh I'm so glad. And to think, you could have asked for anything! And you chose tickles above all else. I admire you, squeaks. Well...it is getting late. How about we bid farewell at your carriage?"

"Awesome. I bid thee farewell and journey safely on your way home. Goodbye for now Squeaks! May we meet again for another ticklish situation."