Author's Note: Deceit won! By a long shot. So...here you all go! I hope you enjoy!

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Warnings: Tw deceit, Remus mention, extremely teasy, some restraining.

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"Why hello there! What brings you to this part of the mind palace, hm? You seem a little lost. No need to shy away from me, I won't hurt you."

"Oh, you don't need to tell me who you are. I already know."

"How you ask? Well, I have my ways of obtaining information. It's funny how you blush right off the bat as if you realize that I already know your deepest darkest secrets. Which in many ways I do. You have got to be the most giggly of Roman's creations from the rumors I've heard spread about you."

"Hey now. Why are you slinking away? You were so eager to let the other four tickle you. Why not get just a little taste of what I can do, hm? As I said before, I won't hurt you. Are you interested? Not even the least bit...curious, perhaps?"

"Awww, Logan's notes were correct when he said you had the sweetest blush when tickling was mentioned near you. Now, come here. Have a seat! Won't you let me adore you? Yes, I am a snake, but don't let that deter you from trying out my tickling techniques."

"Aww. Was that a squeal? Why I haven't even touched you yet! Would you like to remedy that perhaps? Just sit in this chair and we will get started. That's it. That's it. Move as slow as you need. I know how frightening I can be. Perfectly wonderful, y/n. Now, can you start by telling me where you would like to be tickled first?"

"No? Why no? Are you embarrassed? Flustered? Never have you ever been in a situation where someone already knew you wanted to be tickled and suddenly the situation turned on its head?"

"No. Patton doesn't count. This is me in front of you, not him. You see, what I can offer you that none of the other sides can are these. Yes, gasp all you want. I have thrice the pairs of arms that they have! What do you think? Would you like to touch them? Yes, they are one hundred percent as real as Thomas's imagination!"

"Haha... Have you made up your mind yet then? Was that a nod? I'm afraid you are going to have to give me a much clearer sign than that. Oh good, you do want to be tickled by me. I'm sure that can be arranged somehow."

"Hm, I think I'll begin at your chin. Yes, just a wiggling finger from my silky smooth glove could do the trick. I love how you are trying to get away and stay in place at the same time. It is truthfully endearing. I think next, I shall try your ears. Hearing the little giggles as my light touch comes in contact with your sensitive ears is very sweet to listen too!"

"Stop? Why I just began, but if you insist. Oh? You're pouting now. But, you just asked me to stop, unless you didn't mean it and in that case, I can definitely restart. But, I'm afraid it will cost you something. Each time you tell me to stop, I'm going to limit your ability to get away from my wiggling hands. Oh, don't give me that look of horror. We both know you love this. Now put your arms up nice and high."

"Very good thank you. Now, I'm going to hold them both here with one hand and you can't do a thing about it, or...you don't want to do a thing about it. No need to lie, I see it right there in your eyes. You are so excited about this tickling you are going to get! And you know what? You should be."

"Would you look at that?! Armpits, perfectly stretched and ready for my fingers. Tickle tickle kitchy kitchy koo! Still haven't touched you! Would you like me too? You just have to say one little, simple word. You know it. Oh don't be difficult, I can see it right there on your lips. 'Please?' Right?"

"Ah! Yes! Wonderful! Now I start my slow descent into your armpits. I'm coming closer y/n. I am going to tickle you."

"That shriek though! I'm only slowly swirling my fingers into your sensitive armpits. Please don't be dramatic. You'll take after your creator if you aren't careful."

"I say, your ribs give quite the delectable giggles when I slowly trace the spaces between them. It appears I have three hands left! And they are itching to do something. So, while I continue titillating your ribs perhaps two will begin to ever so slightly untie your shoes."

"Stop again? You know what this means right? Now your feet are tied and bare. All attempts at kicking me are futile. Hah! All you can attempt to do is wiggle those poor toesies back and forth in an attempt to get away from my tickling touches. What if I just begin to slowly rake five fingers up each of your soles?"

"Sure, I sacrifice two more hands, but...I think your squeals are worth it. What if I just got closer and whispered in your ear about just how ticklish I think you are? How ticklish each body part was if I gently poked and tweaked in each vulnerable spot? Take your toes for instance. I haven't even touched them yet, and you are wiggling them as if I was."

"What if I just...slid two fingers up on both feet and glide them across the undersides of your toes? I heard another squeak. Let's pinch a couple of those adorable toes. I'm not one for nursery rhymes, but I'll gladly call them piggies just to see that bright blush encompass your cheeks once more."

"Hmmm...let's see how you'll react to this! Surprise! I had a few feathers up my sleeve. Now do me a favor and continue giggling while I saw these back and forth between your ticklish toes."

"Just music to my ears your laughter is!! Let's try some other tricks with the feathers shall we? Like, up and down your soles, circling your heels, and swiping underneath your toes. All producing different types of laughter. You are certainly adorable and all adorable ticklish people deserve knee tickles, don't you think?"

"A few squeezes to the kneecap should do the trick along with some scuttling underneath. Oh look at you trying to bend your leg, but you can't! You are completely at my mercy. A-cootchie cootchie coo! Yes. Yes! Laugh. Laugh! Oops! Pardon the tweak to the thighs. I couldn't help myself. Now. Let's do something about that hand that's still lightly tickling your ribs yes?"

"Let's see that tummy of yours. Yes, as cute as I've overheard. I hope you wouldn't mind a few squeezes to your hips as that lonely hand scratches along your tummy. Sweet sweet adorable giggles if I do say so myself. Perhaps I should use one of those feathers I used for your toes on your tummy. Let's see what sort of reaction we get. More laughter and a series of squeaks, just as I predicted. I'll flick it quicker, barely brushing past the rim of your belly button. Oops! You'll have to forgive me. My hand slipped, but that was a good squeak if I do say so myself!"

"And now...I suppose it's high time I find your most ticklish spot! But, I don't have to find it. I know right where it is, but I want you to tell me where it is."

"No? Oh, honey, you've come this far. Just one little word will and you will get the tickles you want. Here, I'll give you a hint. What am I?"

"A snake? Yes, but think more in terms of what I do for Thomas."

"Deceit? Yes, but you aren't getting what I mean. What is the name for what I am? What is a synonym for an aspect of Thomas Sanders?"

"A side! Yes. Very good! But, I'm talking about your sides, specifically these two right here!"

"Oh what a shriek! Let's hear it again. Oh, you can barely stand being tickled right here! If I weren't holding you down, you'd either be thrashing like Remus when having to take a bath or off the chair and running for your life! I'm thankful I get to enjoy your sweet laughter right where you sit."

"Oh, don't worry. I'm almost done. It is time for the grand finale! I heard your favorite flavor of tickles was raspberry. Am I wrong? A pffffbttt!!!! Right on your side. Oh, don't worry about the position. As you said, I'm a snake and I can move how I please. Let's do another one on that other side of yours. Aaaaappppffffffbbbbttt. Make it extra long and juicy."

"Alright, alright. I'm finished. I realize I didn't give you a break, but I'll let you know: a dark side never relents. I suggest you don't let Remus find out about your little...fixation. He would have lots of fun with it. Too much fun in fact. I'll release you now, y/n. So, do be careful on this side of the mindscape, please? You never know who you'll run into. Goodbye for now..."

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Author's Note: Thank you for voting everyone and I hope I did Deceit justice. Feedback is always appreciated and I will do Remus's self insert tease when this one gets to 20 votes. I'm still working on the tickletober prompts. I apologize for being a little behind. I'm also working on a Halloween tickle fic that will hopefully go up on Halloween. Just know I love you guys and hope you have a great day. Ceffy out!