Why do I feel like Roman and Virgil would be dating and not realize it? Probably because they're both idiots, but I dunno. Either way, this is the result-

Everyone was about to start their daily movie night and Virgil and Roman had started arguing for the millionth time ever.

Janus offhandedly says, "Damn, for people who love each other you two fight quite a lot."

And then they both freeze while everyone else sighs in relief because the argument has finally stopped before Virgil finally says, "Love each other? We hate each other-"

Logan, being all logical as per usual, says, "Well then you shouldn't be dating. That's not very good for your mental health you know."

Roman just sits there in shock before slowly going, "Uhh, but Logan..... We're not..... Dating-?"

Remus immediately bursts out laughing while Patton just starts explaining.

"Kiddo you guys hold hands, cuddle, watch Disney together, etc. I've even seen you two accidentally kiss before and shrug it off like it's not in the slightest something new."

And suddenly Roman,

"Holy shit, emo are we d a t i n g ?"