Based off a joke I started in my friend group (don't ask)

Teenage sides because yes.
Logan - Sixteen
Remus - Seventeen
Patton - Thirteen

It was Halloween and everyone had let Patton go trick or treating with Remus and Logan this year.

He bounded down the stairs calling, "Ready!"

Remus and Logan glanced at him, Logan snorting. He was dressed as Jake. From State farm.

"What are you wearing, Jake, from State Farm," he mumbled behind his hand.

"The fore skin of your mother," Remus replied immediately.

"SHE SOUNDS LIKE A W H O R E -" Logan responded, before they both burst out laughing.

Patton stood there horrified.

He was definitely going with Ro, Janjan, and Virgie next year.