T/W it swears a lot in this one...

[Remus' POV]

Halloween! The best holiday! Me and my devil say so. October is our favourite month. Because it's awesome and fuck you that's why.

We live in the creepiest house ever so every year we make it into a haunted house! He's tiny and can jump out when nobody expects it and I'm a literal monster.

At the moment we're setting it up. We have Dee work in the 'failed experiment' part and also we have Logan dressed as a rouge robot. We have Roman as a 'corrupted Prince' and we get Patton to welcome people and pay at the front, but we still let him dress up. It's the best!! Virgil should be decorating right now.

'Devil?' I call.

'Boo!' He screams swinging down from the roof, holding some wiring.

'Hey baby!' I walk up to him.

'What's good Trash boy?'

'Ahh, everything. It's halloween with you my devil. What's wrong with that?'

'Hmm. Can't think of anything, Ratman.' He smiled at me.

'Spider-man kiss?'

'Spider-man kiss.' he confirmed. I walked up to him and kissed him.

'Pleasssse contain yourself. Roman isn't here ssssso if I can't you can't.' I heard Dee from around the corner.

'Shut up and let me kiss my spider-man!' I called out as the snake man came into the hall.

'You're jealous Princey isn't as good a kisser as me!' Virgil said, swinging back up into the ceiling.

'Ssssshut up!' Dee said, 'Patton, Roman and Logan are on their way with the makeup and costumes. I've finished decorating the lab and corrupted dreamland. The hallways where Virge jump out are done too.'

'Cool! I've almost finished the lighting.' Virgil called from above.

'Hey, Virge?' I called.

'Yeah?'

'I love you.'

'Sssssssap.' Dee crossed his arms when the front door opened.

'Back my king!' My less-amazing brother called from behind me.

'Hey, honey.' Deceit walked over and kissed him on the cheek.

'C'mon get the shit inside Ro!' Virgil poked his head out of the ceiling and Roman gave a small squeak.

'Pussy.' I mumbled which resulted in my brother punching my arm. He walked inside carrying boxes along with Logan and Patton, who were undeniably the most adorable out of the three couples.

We spent the next hour finishing costumes and doing makeup ready to open up the house. Logan, Virgil and I decided to wear our costumes and walk around town handing out flyers that Patton so kindly made. He wanted to come but had to sort out tickets so Logan came instead. He had done some super cool animatronic makeup design to match his robot outfit. Who knew the bore could cosplay so well? Virgil was wearing some creepy ass dark shit that would freak anyone the fuck out along with the best halloween makeup out of all of us. I was in a creepy mix of a zombie, duke, shit monster and for-real-dead corpse outfit and my face represented that perfectly. Crazy eyes and demonic screeching were my go-tos for scaring people.

We walked about for around half an hour handing out the small flyers which told people about the house. Well, Logan and Virgil were handing them out, I was screaming and doing cartwheels and backflips. Not bad if I do say so myself.

When we arrived back at the house, everything was in place. It was around 20 minutes till opening time. We sat inside for another ten minutes, then we handed out little ear pieces so we could talk to each other.

Patton gave Logan one last kiss and ran outside. Virgil gave me a kiss on the cheek and got into his first hiding spot. I slapped my brother and ran away before he could do anything. I heard Patton in the earpiece. He was saying something about how there was a ton of people queueing to get in.

And with that the night began.

~ a few hours later ~

We'd been scaring people for around four to five hours. It was so funny to see the reactions. Some squealed, some ran, one guy looked as if he pissed himself and there was a kid who laughed at me so I pretended to cry. It was the best! One guy punched me in the nose. He said he used to be in the army and it was his reflexes. I thanked him and told him it made me look even scarier. Nice bloke, he was. I wonder how the other guys are doing.

[Third Person POV]

Virgil was having an even better time than Remus. He missed his Ratman, but he placed bets with Dee over the ear piece about every person that walked in. He'd won 170 dollars, if you take away the 60 bucks Dee had won. It was around 50 cents on every person that walked in so around 230 people came to the attraction and that was only after they started the bets . The bets had been going on for an hour, an hour and a half at most. Virgil was living his dream.

Dee wasn't as happy, but only because of how much he lost. 170? How was he supposed to explain to Roman? A rose and dinner might make him win forgiveness though.

Logan was happy with how his night was going. He much would've rather been out front with Patton, but they spoke over the ear piece a lot. His tactic with the scaring people was making him happy as well. Most people thought he was a mannequin and complimented him thoroughly on the designs. Then he'd move and scare the shit out of them. Once they'd gotten over the fear they'd laugh with each other and the people would move on. Getting so many kind words about is designs made him feel special. 

Roman just liked chasing people with his sword. Maybe Remus was rubbing off on him. 

Patton was glad he got to welcome so many people and hear all the comments people made about how awesome it was as they left. Slowly the line got shorter and shorter and Patton could tell the night was closing up. The last few people were in line so he gave them discounts because of the wait. 

It was over. It felt like just half an hour when in reality it had been around 7, probably more. 

'K, guys. last pair coming through!' Pattom said into the earpeice as the two walked through the door.

'Dee, a dollar says that one of them screams when I jump out and the other laughs at them.' Virgil said.

'Dollar both of them scream is my bet.' Dee countered.

'Nah one looks hardcore.'

'Shit.' 

There was a scream and a fit of laughter come from inside. 

'Yes! I won! Last bet of the night and I won! Screw you, you snaky bitch!'

'Yes babe!' Remus said.

'Language!' Patton scolded.

'Spanish' From Remus.

'Itallian' From Virgil.

'Portuguese. No! Where are the couple.' Logan said.

'Coming your way now Lo.' Dee told him.

[Virigl's POV]

Soon, the couple were out of the house and laughing with each other. Dee, Logan and I were sat putside with Patton laughing about our evenings. Roman and Remus had just finished their bits and were probably coming out in a second.

'Thanks guys, that was amazing!' The first guy said, hugging his slightly shaking boyfriend.

'It was super scary but I loved every minute!' The smaller one said.

'Thanks for coming!' Patton smiled.

'Hope we see you next year!' I waved at them as they walked away. 'So now-' I was cut off by everyone getting up and running inside. 'What? Guys!' I began to walk slowly after them.

I entered the house and was greeted by someone sharpening something.

'Ha ha ha Roman hilarious.' I carried on walking towards him but he held his hand up. Thats when I noticed, everything was a little different. The lighting I did was a different colour and looked a lot scarier. Roman was now dressed in all black holding and sharpening a damn sythe. He was now the fucking grim reaper. Since when did he change?

'Roman. Whats going on?'

'Follow the path, like you followed your heart. Trust us like you did him from the start.' 

'What kind of fucked riddle-' Roman ran off. 'WELL FUCK YOU TOO!' I called after him. I decided to carry on through the route. I passed by what was supposed to be Dee's bit but found Logan. He was wearing a weird cloak. He had some crooked witches hat on and was stood infront of a cauldron we used a few years back. He threw some weird shit into it and it changed colours. He then pulled something out and tossed it to me. 

'What...' It was a black rose with purple tips.

'Though unaccepted at first, you both made it through. Now hurry, hes anxious to get you.' The lights went out and I was alone again.

Who the fuck is he? Is it Remus? I mean, Roman said something about my heart but Logans was pretty fucking vauge. Made it through what? The house? Romans part? What the actual fuck is going on? I carried on because I'm super fucking confused.

Next, my best friend Dee. He was in some odd, vampire attire. He had fangs and a cape and everything. He'd even covered up his scar. Not the most interesting but still really cool.

'So you've followed through! Virge my friend, speed the fuck up and get to the end.'

'Are these just parts to speed me up?' He shrugged and ran away. 'YOU OWE ME LIKE 247 BUCKS!'

I went through to the next room, expecting the ending. But instead, I found Patton, changed into normal clothes but with sme cheap plastic cat ears on. I started laughing at how plain he looked compared to everyone else.

'Ah, Virge, purr-fect timing. I guess your catty from all this rhyming. Well, don't get in a hiss, its over soon. Your questions will be anwered in the next room.' He got up and ran away just like everyone else did. I spun the gorgeous rose between my fingers and took a deep breath. I was pretty scared about entering the next room because I had no idea what the fuck was happening.

'Fuck it, here we go.' I mumbled to myself as i stepped into the next room. It was pitch black and the door closed behind me. I gasped and turned around. 

'So your finally here, like always goregous as one can be. Virgil Black, will you do the honours of marrying me?' I spun back around and a small spotlight was on Remus, down on one knee.

I walked towards him and smiled, tears filling me eyes, 

'Yes.' I whispered. 'Yes! I wanna marry you!' He grinned and stood up, sliding the ring onto my finger and giving me a small kiss.

'I love you Devil' He smiled.

'I love you too Ratman.'

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