Since some of y'all seemed to like the idea of a unsymp!Patton/Loceit fic I'm going to shamelessly link the first chapter here:

https://www.wattpad.com/864549866-killed-with-kindness-loceit-the-calm-before-the

Logan had been invited to go with his gang to a party. He had asked Patton if he wanted to come with him just because he wanted to spend time with him. It was a house party and it had already started when they got there. Fashionable late of cooourse.

Envy and Rage was holding hands while the boy in green happily chattered on about something to Patton. They got along weirdly well because the dad was fun and energetic in the hugs and cookies way while the green lil goblin was fun and energetic in the LET'S GO ROB SOMEONE way. 

"Not gonna lie, you're looking good tonight" Pride said while lightly punching Logan's shoulder.

The nerd had on a leather jacket and aside from his lip piercing he was actually using his ear piecing for once "Well thank you"

"Mayyyybbee you're even looking good enough you can finally found yourself a ladyyy-GUY! I mean guy!" Bless his forgetful straight soul, he is trying his best.

"Trust me I have no need to find someone" Lo leaned closer and whispered "I already have"

Pride stared down into the ground while having an existential crisis "I am so sorry but I'm not interested in you" He replied while patting his friend's shoulder.

"What....what in the flabbergasted hell made you think I was talking about you"

"Confidence" He did finger guns.

An extremely awkward silence followed. Silence expect for the loud music and even louder talking that is. Thankfully this silence was broken by Envy.

"I wanna dance! Let's dance! Or I will die directly here now out of boredom!" He exclaimed while bouncing up and down on his heels.

Rage looked down at him with a smile. He was calm enough to balance his boyfriend's hyper energy. They were like those animal pairs in cartoons where the big bear is nice and chill while the small bird is loud and energetic.

"Welp Dudes looks like I have to go and make sure he doesn't burn down the place" Rage said while doing a piece sign. After that he let himself be dragged away into the crowd. 

"I'm betting on 5 minutes before they're down each other's throat" Pride leaned over and whispered to Logan.

"I estimate 3" 

Peter moved forward and swung his arm around Patton's shoulder which made him tense up "So my....fuck is there a dude version of m'lady....m'manly wanna go get some drinks and get fucked up?" He asked with a grin.

"What? We're-e underage, that's morally-y wrong and illegal!" He objected while doing puppy eyes. At this point they were 17.

"Wow, what are you my dad? And even if you were I wouldn't care since my dad is an asshole" He scoffed before turning to his friend "Lo you're gonna get some right? I mean it's not like it's your first time in the rodeo"

Patton looked at him with a disapproving dad look(tm) while Logan stared down into the floor. Wow the carpet sure is interesting. Pride looked between them before bursting out into laughter.

"Holy shit you've gone and made everyone think you're a sober lil good christian or something???" He burst out into laughter once again "I know that his nickname is Logic but wow Logic is really thrown out the the window when he's drunk" He said to Patton.

For once Logan got embarrassed. His cheeks became red as he continued to stare into the floor. Those hadn't been some of his proudest moments to say the least.

"I have so many stories to tell! And photos to show! Like the time we all got really drunk and decided to take a chainsaw and cut off a statue's dick or the time when we were like 12 and we were playing truth or dare and you actually made out with Ra-"

"That is well enough P!" He interrupted with a big plastered on fake smile. "Looks like I have to suddenly go powder my nose and I will take Pat with me for absolutely no reason!" He lied.

He took his friend by the hand and quickly walked away while dying on the inside. He hadn't felt this many emotions in a while and he despised it. The fact that he was holding hands with his crush without even realizing it at first only made it worse.

The music playing was about as loud as he felt his heart beating was. He stopped near a wall. The wall was of a weird texture and was a really ugly green color. Patton stopped beside him. He didn't let go of his hand but he started to bite on the sleeve of his cat hoodie out of nervousness. 

"Hey-y Logie-bogie-"

"I'd rather not talk about it" He quickly babbled out. He fixed his bowtie and took a deep breath and with that he got back his suave and emotionless facade. Yes bowtie under leather jacket. it's a iconic fashion moment just like Kennedy davenport's crystalized chicken.

"Ehm....It...it's n-n-ot that" His usual smile dropped "Can we-e go-o outside? I uh the-e lo-oud music reminds m-m-me of yelling-ing" He mumbled out.

"Of course" He gently ran his thumb in a circle on his hand to give him some sort of contact to ground himself over.

 Logan smiled a warm smile at him before carefully leading him through the crowd of people. His thought process went something like the door?? Naaaaah too far, let's jump through a window! Unfortunately the window was locked but that had never stopped him before, he had his techniques.

It took less than a minute before he was helping Patton through the window as if he was a precious prince which in Lo's eyes he pretty much was. He landed on the soft grass with a giggle.  

"You're making me-e feel like a criminal" He said between giggles.

"Sorry"

"No-o it's okay, I-I like it"

Before Logan had time to reply Patton caught sight of a pretty butterfly flying by and started following it. It was dark and hard to see but the light from inside the house illuminated the garden well enough. The music was nothing but a muffled sound.

'Lyssna och lär missa inte chansen, nu är vi här det är caramelldansen' Could be faintly heard. Logan despised the spelling of the song's title. That's not how the Swedish language works damnit. No you don't need to dance what you need is to sit down and take a class in grammar.

Tangent over. The nerd followed closely behind and noticed his friend's shoulders slump down as he lost sight of the butterfly. He also noticed how he was shuddering from the cold. He was only wearing his usual blue t-shirt and cat hoodie after all.

He took off his leather jacket and gently laid it around the other boy's shoulders. Patton smiled up at him and Logan could swear that his heart skipped a beat no matter how illogical that was.

Without saying anything Patton huddled up next to him and put half of his jacket over their shoulders. He took both his hands in his and rested his head against Lo's chest.

"So you-u don't get co-old either" He murmured out as an explanation.

"I uh thanks" Logan replied while holding back a smile.

"Wow your han-nds are really cold just-t wondering if the rest of you is as cold" Patton quickly heaved out before moving his hands up to his cheeks "You're m-much warmer here"

"Blushing makes heat therefore my cheeks are warmer. It's science...yyyeeeaahh" His cheeks were rosy as hell.

"So are-e your" He paused for a moment biting his lip before quickly kissing Logan "Yep your lips are-e warm as well"

Patton entangled his fingers in Lo's hair and pulled him closer. Before anything more could happen the nerd put his hand in front of his face to stop him.

He frowned as he quietly said "Patton could you stop"

"What-t is it?" He asked with an anxious tone.

"I don't want to be your friend who kiss whenever you suddenly like it and then not want a relationship" He admitted "I understand if you need time and I am willing to wait but it's either just a friendship or just a relationship....This makes me feel used"

"I'm sorry" He mumbled out while taking a step back. He kicked his leg down into the ground out of nervousness while thinking "...But-t...Gosh word-ds are hard...but I do-o want to be with you"

Logan's eyes widened and he quickly babbled out "I didn't- I wasn't meaning to make you feel like you had to- You don't have to be together with me if you don't want to"

"But I do want to-o" Patton assured and he completely sure this time.

".........Oh......" It was barely a whisper but it was the only thing he could get out. He was feeling way too many emotions at once and he had no idea how to deal with any of them.

"So" Patton smiled up at him "Could I-I request a kiss from-m my lovely boyfriend-d?" He asked with a warm tone.

It took Logan a moment before realizing that he was talking about him, holy shit he was talking about him. He quickly nodded.

Logan's hands were careful, unsure. He shakingly put them on Pattons waist. He closed his eyes and let himself be moved against the wall of the house.

Patton felt like he was doing something forbidden. Something that he would be hurt for. But slowly the worry from his past melted into the warm kiss until it fully disappeared.

"It's been too long since last time" Logan quietly murmured against his lips.

Suddenly the window opened and nearly knocked into Lo's head. Envy jumped out landing on his knees and face. He sat up clearly surprised to see them.

"Hi!" He exclaimed while combing grass out of his short black pigtails. "We're stealing the tv!" He looked between them "Did we? Interrupt something???" He asked.

Patton pretty much jumped away from Logan and let out a forced laugh "No! N-not at all! We...we-ere... we were j-just....doing the tongue tango" He face palmed the moment those word left his mouth.

"Niceeee" He did a thumbs up.

The nerd took ahold of his boyfriend's hand before asking "What was that about stealing a tv?"

As if on que Rage landed on the ground with a thud. "I'm ready P" He yelled while opening his arms towards the window.

Pride was presumably standing on the inside and started to push out a large tv. With combined effort the gang was able to get it out onto the ground.

"How fun-n but we'll put it back-k now right? Right?" Patton who'd been standing on the side and looked on asked. 

The other four looked at him as if he was crazy "Good idea" Rage replied sarcastically "Selling this shit at the nearest pawn shop is sadly a much better idea"

"I can buy a new knife for my collection after we've split the money!" Envy exclaimed. 

"I can buy a good book with baking recipes" Rage whispered to himself. His love for baking was a secret no one shall know.

"The next time I'm temporarily thrown out of the house I can stay at a nice hotel instead of a park bench or some shit" Pride said.

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you that you can stay at my place!" Rick in turn replied to which Envy nodded.

"There's even an empty bed in my dorm at the school if you ever happen to walk the way there" The nerd added. 

Saying that there was only 1 empty bed was kind of a lie though since half the time 2 beds were empty in their room. Either because Virgil was sleeping over in Roman's room or because Logan and Patton had fallen asleep cuddled together in either of their beds.

Pride smile and said in an overly sappy tone "Awww you all care about me, that's so cute it makes me wanna barf" 

"Either way, were there any eye witnesses?" Logan asked because he's the only one with a brain here. Everyone in the gang shook their head "Well then. I must point out that it would have been much smarter to simply take money since there's less of a chance the owners will notice anything is gone"

".....Okay that would have been smarter" Envy muttered "BUT! You missed something!....We're all really stupid"

"I am aware"

Pride and Rage was able to together pick up the tv and carry it with them. Envy jumped up on his boyfriend's back just to annoy him but he's kind of really strong so he was able to carry the two 'things' at once.

Logan took Patton's hand and promised that if they were caught he wouldn't get in trouble before walking after the others. A small smile played on his lips as he heard his friends joke about more and more outlandish things they could buy after selling it.

"I never want this moment to end" He murmured while leaning down so he could kiss Patton once more.