This is 99% fluff and 0,1% actual plot, It's also disconnected as fuck but so is my brain

Remy had texted everyone in class and said that they all should have a sleepover at their house and if no one came they would be sad and lonely the entire weekend and no one wanted that So now Roman and Virgil were standing outside an old one floor house.

It looked quite small and the walls were yellow with the color peeling. It laid out on the countryside with fields for farm growth around it. They would have gotten there with Patton and Logan but Lo had come with the idea that he and Pat could take Pat's motorcycle there definitely not as an excuse so he could have his arms around the other boy's waist and lean on his shoulder for a while.

A tall muscular woman opened the door when Virgil knocked. She had red hair and kind features "Hello. You must be Remy's friends right?" She had a british accent.

"Yes ma'am that's us" Roman replied straightening his back without thinking about it.

She let out a short laugh "No need to be so serious. I'm a cool mom!" She did a lil pose as she said it proving that she's more of a corny one "Just don't start any trouble and I don't actually know if any of you boys are 18 but if you are and if you gotta take a fag take it outside"

Virgil's face turned whiter than a freshly cleaned carpet "Excuse me" He said it as quiet as a mouse.

"It's a british word for cigarette. First time Rem said it I had a heart attack" Roman whispered to him. "I was still in the closet so I thought they had seen into my bi soul somehow"

"You were ever in the closet???"

"Well yes but it was a closet with very thin doors if you get me. I'm still 'straight' at home"

"How?" Virgil whispered back to the very flamboyant boy who didn't seem straight any day of the week.

"Look when your brother makes 69 dick jokes an hour you seem a lot less queer in comparison"

"Are you going to let them in or are you just going to stand there?" Another female voice rang from inside the house. A woman with dark skin and black hair tied in a ponytail that reached her waist appeared in the hallway "Please come in, Patton and Logan is helping me make the pizza. Wanna join?"Roman nodded with an excited look.

Neither of the women looked anything like Remy even though they were their moms, their cool moms! eeyyyy. Which did make sense since the insomniac was adopted, so were their 3 siblings. Sometimes a family is 2 lesbian moms, their 2 sons, 1 eldest child, 1 daughter and 3 cats.

"Ehm...Is uh where exactly is eh Remy?" Virgil asked trying not to get to nervous over having to talk to strangers.

"They're outback. Walk down the hallway and open the door with the taped window kay?" The woman with red hair named Meredith answered "I'm sure they're chuffed to see you here"

"Hehe yeah" The emo forced a smile trying to get out of the conversation as fast as possible before he died. He made a mental note to ask Picani for advice on how not to die around strangers during their next session.

When he opened the door he nearly tripped immediately because he was not expecting a short 3 step staircase that lead down into a big cage made by chicken wire with 21 chickens sitting around, some in cute chicken houses and some on wooden sticks and exactly 1 rooster walking around looking like he owned the place. It is a known fact that roosters are always giant meanies.

He expected even less to see Remy laying on the floor with 3 chickens on their stomach, Dee to stand in the corner backed away as far as he could from any of the animals and Remus running after one while trying to poke it with a stick.

"Girl just saying you have to like face your fear to conquer it" Remy said to Dee.

"I am not afraid of these creatures!" He protested while crossing his arms.

"Then why did you scream like an opera singer hitting a high note when you saw them?"

"Did you know they used to cut young boys testicles off so they could sing super high during opera. They were called castrato" Remus rambled on though no one really listened after he mentioned the genital part. He was wearing one of Dee's yellow hoodies and he'd sat his hair up in a ponytail but combed his bangs down to hide the left part of his face.

"I was surprised not scared!"

"Pet it then" Remy held a chicken up to Dee's face who used his mini cape in an attempt to shield himself. "Hah you're scared"

"Don't fret my dear dead heart of mine I will protect you from these hijos del diablo!" Remus announced suspensefully, saying the last part in Spanish to make it sound more mysterious.

Remy was 1 second away from going on a rant about the goodness of chickens when he noticed Virgil who was still standing awkwardly in the doorway "Sup gal" They were wearing a big blue t-shirt that reached down to their thighs and tights because they were home they were relaxed no need for fashion. Though they still looked good because they're Remy of course they look good.

"Hi" Virgil responded doing a piece sign.

Remus took his boyfriend's hand dragging him towards the door "You don't want to stay with these small yellow demons right? We should go, we're going!" He didn't want to make Virgil uncomfortable by him being there.

"Soooo Vivi y'know like Christmas?" Remy said sliding up to him.

"......Yes"

"4 lil chickens were born while I was home over Christmas and guess who got to like name them"

"Satan"

"Close. It was me! Wanna see my children?" Remy looked  enthuiastic, like a jester getting ready to perform.

"Sure" Virgil shrugged.

Remy held up a chicken "So this is like Mariah And this is her sister Marina" They continued pointing at another one. "And this is Britney. And this! Is Stacey Layne Matthews nickname Henny"

"If those are famous people I dont get it"

Remys eyes lit up and they got a sinister grin on their face as they got ready to go on a glorious rant about their favorite people to the dismay of Virgil.

*Insert super cool and natural transition to where Remus is woooaaahh so cool and natural*

He and Dee were standing awkardly in the hallway. Remus had been at the house a few times before but not enough to be relaxed in it and Decan had never been there.

"I dunno De-De. I feel out of place" Remus said leaning against the wall and crossing his arms "like a businnesman who's gotten his eyes sewed shut before being thrown into a clown house and told to find the exit"

"Very specific" 

"I am around 420% sure that everyone here expect you hates me" Remus concluded swaying back an forth on his feet

"True. If you want to leave just tell me. The good thing with dead parents are that I can always get out of any situation by saying it's an anniversary of one of their deaths. Who's going to question that"

"That's so morbid" He gasped before smiling "I love it"

"And I love you" Dee very cheesily said before kissing Remus who held back the urge to wrinkle his nose.

"Not to like ruin the mood but the pizza is done" Remy interupted.

They totally hadnt meant to hear the conversation. But to be fair they are the queen of gossip. They have also decided that queen is a nonbinary term. ("Fuck you Logan it is. The dictionary can suck the massive d I may or may not have")

They all walked into the kitchen. Remus made a mental note to shove soup or deodorant in his mouth later so that the taste of the kiss wouldn't be stuck on his tongue forever.

"Hey girl, gal pal, friendo" They said swinging their arm around Remus shoulder not noticing how he flinched. "I'm glad you're here" It was their best attempt to convince him they didnt hate him.

Rem glanced over at Dee before forcing the others arm away and hissing out "I'm not your friend"

Meanwhile in the kitchen Roman took the smallest piece of pizza that he could find on his plate. "You sure youre just gonna have 1 slice. You need some more meat on those bones" Meredith laughed lightly punching Ro on the shoulder.

"Haha yeah. But 1 is enough" He forced a smile before backing away and whispering to Logan "How much do I have to pay you for you to stab me so I can get out of here"

"Less than a penny" He responded "You talking is enough for me to want to stab you"

Offended princey noises followed. As they walked towards Remy's room Roman started to rant "The Italian kitchen was made by the most evil and vile pirate kraken monster, I swear my sword on it"

"That is literally impossible" The nerd responded.

"How else do you explain lasagna huh. It was designed to kill us all. Think about. Breadsticks and garlic bread. Both from wheat. Evil. Pasta! It is worse than the fiery pits of a volcano. Pizza is the worst of them all I am telling you. Could only have been made by a wicked soul"

"Do you want me to take your slice in exchange for my crusts?" He sighed.

"Please" Roman did puppy eyes as he said it.

The walls in Remy's room were painted in a dark navy. In a corner white handmarks from each one of their family members could be seen. They had been made when they painted the room. There were posters from artists and ripped out images from fashion magazines had been put up. On the wall opposite of their bed with purple covers was several pictures of handsome guys put up which Remy called the gay collage. In the ceiling they had written lyrics with a glow in the dark marker. A black cat was peacefully napping on the pillow of the bed.

Furniture itself was sparse in the small room but there was a sofa, armchair with torn and broken fake leather and a tv which had been moved from the living room. The class had chosen to have a Harry Potter marathon because who doesn't like Hp. Besides J.K Rowling of course.

Roman rested his head on the edge of the sofa and sprawled the rest of his body out as if he was a starfish on death row without any regrets or fear. Virgil sat on top of the seat because this boy don't know how to sit normally and he put his feet on his boyfriend's back because taking up all the space must come with consequences. Remy sat on the ground in front of the couple with a coffee in their hand. Patton and Logan sat on the rest of the couch and Logan wanted to pat Roman on the back because since there wasn't much space Patton leaned against him.

Dee took the armchair but Remus sat down on his lap and cuddled up to him without any warning. The snake looked bored at most. He looked over at his ex which Logan noticed and took Patton's hand before winking at Dee with a somehow both cocky and neutral expression.

"Is there lots of blood and guts and young wizard stomaches being impaled with wands?" Remus asked as the first movie started. "I've never seen Harry Potter before, Or as I like to call it Hairy peni-" Dee shut his mouth before he could end the sentence.

"Better get the-e tissues ready" Patton replied, he was the type to cry at most movies. He! Is! Soft!!!

"......I'm not going to jack of to a bunch of wizards Patty" Remus deadass responded.

Patton did the human equivalent of a window error noise before stuttering out "T-that's no-ot what I me-eant!"

"That would be a fun sleepover" Remy added winking though no one saw it because sunglasses.

"Everyone shut up about hot magicians please" Roman exclaimed trying to watch the movie, Dee nodded in agreement (he was more of a vampire type). "And I swear to Ben Platt if we get to the prisoner of Azkaban and anyone says anything about Remus Lupin and Remus the nightmare brother being similar I will call upon the dragon witch to destroy the tv"

"THERe's a guy named Remus in this????" The green lil fucker said with a grin "Is he the werewolf??? Is the guy with my name the character all the monsterfuckers are into???"

"Dear for once you're not wrong" Dee muttered.

"Yay" He said flapping his hands.

After 20 minutes Patton and Remy had started a pun battle in sign language since they didn't want to disturb the others by talking. Fantasy movies (Is hp fantasy?????) were neither of them favorite type of film. Pat preferred romcoms or musicals and Remy didn't really watch movies, mostly they watched reality shows. One time they watched 2 seasons of Rupaul's drag race in a row without taking a break or getting out of bed. They thought it was a self care day turns out it was depression :D

After Remy accidentally smacked Roman in the face right when he was about to say something he thought was funny about the movie he half asked half muttered out with a annoyed tone "Why do you even know sign language anyway" While rubbing his nose. "I know Logan knows because he drank a love potion for a certain someone"

"Did not" Logan objected "It's a valuable thing to know"

"Suuuure" Roman replied.

"My lil sis is deaf so I had like know" Remy cut in answering the question. Roman and Remus both turned to look at them as if they were both hungry hyenas and they were the last rodent.

"You have siblings???? Finally someone who understands the pain! The never-ending pain!" Roman exclaimed. Remus threw a pillow at him.

"Nah girl, It aint pain. My siblings are great. Without them I would be in a lot of trouble cause like I gotta be a role model and shit so I can't like actually do bad stuff, just minor crimes and stuff"

"Because stealing a car is a minor crime" Virgil said.

"It's not?" Logan asked having a oh shit moment.

"It was a 1 time thing and it landed me at this school so clearly I'm not doing that again" Remy rolled their eyes before adding "Or maybe I should since it got me to meet y'all. Maybe crimes makes life better"

"No" Patton and Logan said in unison Pat because dad instinct and Lo because personal experience. 

While the credits to the first movie rolled Virgil listed all the reasons why Draco was not only best boy but also why he deserved better. Roman debated back why Ron was ten times better. Dee called them all stupid for not seeing that McGonagall was best. Logan chimed in with sound proof objective reasons why hermione out classed them both. Remus had been daydreaming the entire time and barely picked up what was happening so for him Remus Lupin was the best one even though he wasn't even in the first film. Patton ended the entire debate with several killer reasons why Hagrid is the best character. Remy just slurped their coffee and nodded along.

"Excuse me but I think we have to go" Decan suddenly said before standing up.

"Where are you going?" remy asked moving their sunglasses down so they could peak over them.

"Graveyard" The snake said in a one note tone.

"We're gonna summon spirits by fucking!" Remus exclaimed to which Dee smacked him at the back of the head.

"Anniversary of a certain death"

The boy in green rubbed at the back of his head when he added "We can break and enter a flower shop on the way"

"No. THAnks for the food ms and ms Siest!" He yelled out into the house because manners! "Well bye" He waved to the rest of the class before taking Remus' hand and walking away.

Patton rolled his eyes knowing it was a lie. He wouldn't forget the dates where Dee got quiet and honestly sad in the first place.

The rest of the movie night went smoothly. Somewhere along the lines Remy's mom came in with popcorn and Virgil immediately took it like he was a goblin and the popcorn was his precious which resulted in him being playfully chased by a popcorn hungry Patton.

After the second movie ended they had seen enough for 1 night because watching the first 2 hp movies takes almost 5 hours. Fun fact watching all the movies takes around 18 hours and 20 minutes. Remy dug around under their bed and presented an old sleeping bag which Virgil called dibs on because it's purple and he has an aesthetic. He and Roman shared it and would have cuddled if the emo wasn't too embarrassed to do it while the others were in the room.

Remy 'the wingman' Siest came with suggestion that since they probably won't sleep Patton and Logan should share their bed which neither of them objected.

Patton shut off the lights so that no one could see him cuddling up against Logan's side before saying with a smile "Goodnight kiddos"

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Virgil woke up at 3 am when someone shook his shoulders, not harshly just enough to make him open his eyes and tell the person to "Fuck off"

"Would you prefer it if I woke you up with a kiss like sleeping beauty. To be fair you were sleeping and you are a beauty sooooo" Roman said.

"What do you want princey?"

"I got this really irrational thought but it was nothing really you can go back to sleep"

Virgil squinted his eyes at him. "You woke me up might as well tell me why. Spill the tea or whatever Remy says"

"It's stupid really. How about i tell you a story about a foul beast that gets defeated by a knight instead. Or my idea on how the chamber of secrets really should have ended"

"Not tonight Wangja. Really you can tell me" He mumbled out with a gentle tone. Wangja meant prince in Korean. He knew about 5 words in korean. 2 of which were fuck and you so that he could say it to any person who assumed he didn't know English based on how he looked.

"I....might have had sleeping problems for over a year. I just have this fear that I will wake up to one of my loved ones dead and if I had just woken up a little earlier I could have saved them. Tonight I woke up with this feeling that maybe you were bleeding out next to me or that someone in this room was-"

"Hey it's alright, breathe. "He moved Roman's hand up under his shirt right over the place his heart was at "Feel that? It's beating like normal. I'm fine. Everyone in this room is fine"

"Yeah" A faint blush spread of the prince's cheeks "You're chest is really warm" He stuck his other hand up too.

"Roro I swear to Frank Iero if you tick-" Roman started to tickle him making him wiggle around in the sleeping bag "I will put a curse on you!!" He said between giggles.

"You can't do that if you're too busy with me" He laughed out before kissing him long and hard.

"Just a small spell" Virgil gasped out when their lips moved apart so they could breath.

"I'm too young and handsome to get cursed" He replied pressing a few kisses to his jaw and neck. "I'll charm you until you're too in love with me to put a curse on me" He wiggled his eyebrows while smiling.

Roman's smile grew as he kissed him on the lips again while moving his hands down so he was grabbing his tummy half massaging half tickling it.

"Stop that" Virgil got out trying not to blush.

"You being serious?" Roman asked stopping.

"No"

"Okay. Then I won't stop you witch until you promise not to put a curse on me! I know your weakness is your cute stomach so get ready to be demolished!"

"It's not cute" He dared to argue.

"It's warm. It's squishy. It's soft and it works as the best pillow. I see no reason for it not to be cute as heck! I see no reason especially since the rest of you is already cute"

"Ok ok you win. I won't put a curse on you" He pulled his arms around Roman's shoulders pulling him down so he was laying on top of the emo as they kissed "I hope we don't wake anyone" He said anxiously.

"Girl you didn't wake me but like I've heard everything since like the kissing started. I've tried to drown it out with some Britney but like girl y'all loud, it aint cute. I mean I'm an imsoniac of course I'm awake but I thought you'd be knackered by now"

"It was one of those nights Rem" Roman explained.

"Shit sorry" They had been meet with Roman babbling on about death a few times before. "Wanna watch funny youtube videos and then wake the dads up by scaring them at like 5 am?"

"Hell yes" Virgil said already planning what to do. He'd never seen Logan scared but godamn if he wasn't going to find out how that looked.

The couple snuggled up in the couch next to Remy and the rest of the night was filled with laughter.