Deceit: *Says literally anything*
Virgil: *Scoffs and mutters* Such a liar...
Deceit: "Are you calling me a liar?!"
Virgil: "I ain't calling you a truther!!"
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Patton: "I just realized that never is a contraction of not ever."
Roman: "And blush is a contraction of blood rush."
Virgil: "... And studying is a contraction of student dying..."
Logan: *Giving Virgil a look*
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Virgil: "Dad, I'm hungry..."
Patton: "Hi hungry! I'm dad!"
Virgil: .....
Logan: *Confused that it was a joke* But his name is not hungry... You should know this Patton seeing as you see yourself as his dad... I think he craves food, saying that he is hungry, not that he is introducing himself..."
Patton: ....
Virgil: .....
Roman: "Great Odin's beard you're a nerd!"
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Virgil: "If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak...?"
Roman + Patton: "Strong!"
Logan: "Weak..."
Deceit: "An idiot..."
Virgil: "Fûck you...."
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Roman: "Did you know that the more y's in your 'hey' the more you like that person?" *Looks at Virgil and does finger guns* "Heyyyyy!"
Virgil: *Looks up from phone to look at Roman before looking back at his phone.* "He..."
Roman: ..... *Gives him a look* You're literally dating me!"
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Roman: *Drinks a bottle of water* "I'm taking such good care of myself!"
Patton: *Concerned dad noises while harshly pushing more water bottle towards him*
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Virgil: *Poking Sleep's face with a confused look on his face.*
Patton: *Crouching next to Virgil* "Uh, Kiddo? Why are you poking Remy?"
Virgil: *Looking up at Patton* "I think he's dead... He hasn't moved for an hour."
Patton: "oh! He's sleeping Kiddo!"
Virgil: *Looking at Remy then back at Patton* "What's that?"
Patton: ....
Patton: *Picking up Virgil and cuddling him.* "You're going to your room and you are gonna learn what sleeping is!"