So. I'm sorry for not doing anything for quite some time, despite school closing last week (today we're trying work over classroom). This is a second part to the Person A+B+C+D as the Sides.

Some of these were from comics, some from Tumblr, and others from Twitter, I got all of them off Pinterest though. I didn't think any of these up. Enjoy!

Virgil: you know they say panicking burns a shit-ton of calories.

Logan: who even says that?

Virgil: me. Just now.

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Virgil: why is it when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Virgil: doesn't it bother you that 12 a.m. comes before 11 a.m.?

Logan: Virgil! It is almost 1 in the morning! Please let Thomas sleep!

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Logan: *towards Roman* can you please go be stupid somewhere away from me?

Roman: *Offended Princey noises*

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Virgil: I don't know *shrugs* sometimes I pray for patience sometimes I pray for a gun.

Patton: *concerned dad noises*

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Remus: want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?

Virgil: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?

Remus: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.

Virgil: You absolutely do not.

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Patton: It's charming

Virgil: *looking around the abandoned house* it's probably haunted and we're all going to die.

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Virgil: if spiders were the size of cats would they be less scary or more scary?

Patton: *silent out of fear*

Virgil: because on one hand they wouldn't get into your house easily. On the other hand, once they're in there, oooh boy, oh boy.

Patton: *faints*

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Thomas: Thanks to Virgil and Remus, I've only slept like nine hours the past four days, so I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Thomas: *bites his phone*

Thomas: ..... this isn't a bagel.

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Logan: Do you want to come stargazing with me?

Virgil: you believe in stars? Fool. Those are holes poked in the container so we can breathe.

Logan: ....so I'll pick you up around 8?

Virgil: Yeah, and dad wants me back no later than 11.

Logan: Alright, see you tonight *kisses Virgil's cheek then walks away*

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Patton: how are you feeling?

Logan: I don't have feelings. I take them to an abyss deep within my soul and throw them off a cliff.

Patton: ....that was oddly specific.

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Virgil: I'm home!

Deceit: welcome back! Do you want lunch or...... do you want me?

Virgil: I'll have lunch.

Deceit: *mumbles angrily*

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Logan: I thought I'd made it clear we have a no abduction policy

Remus: He wasn't cooperating, what did you expect me to do?

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*over text*
Roman: Hope you get a good nights sleep and don't stay up too late 💞 you know a king like you needs needs his rest 💖💖

Virgil: you just woke me up you piece of sHIT

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Virgil: *mockingly* you know you love me! You wanna kiss me! You wanna hug me!

Deceit: *walks to Virgil and leans in like he's going to kiss him*

Virgil: *stops speaking expectantly*

Deceit: *bites Virgil's candy bar*

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Virgil: creepy flashy lights in the basement? That's some horror movie shit right there.

*in the basement*

Logan and Remus: *using flashlights to communicate with the fireflies they caught*

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Remus: *putting a bottle down*

Roman: Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?"

Remus: what? I need to heat up the potion.

Roman: in the microwave?

Remus: *pressing the five button* yeah.

Roman: *just about to throw a lit match in a pile of wood* why didn't I think of that?! *puts out the match and watches the potion in the microwave with Remus*

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Virgil: I want to get into my car and drive until I run out of gas

Logan: eat something. You know you have an existential crisis every time you get hungry.

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Deceit: *to Remus* that's not funny

Virgil: I thought it was

Deceit: you don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you were thinking of a Tumblr meme.

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Patton: is that a dead body?!

Remus: *standing next to it as it lies on the table* maybe?

Patton: *exhausted dad* it is. I can see it right there.

Remus: I promise I'll clean it before dinner!

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Logan: ....I cannot stress this enough... it takes a very special idiot to pull off what you just did.

Remus: *after antagonizing an alligator in the imagination and having his arm ripped off* Dee, Logan's being mean! *goes in for a hug*

Deceit: *quickly backs up* I love you, but don't touch me. You're covered in blood.

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Logan: *sitting in a boring meeting* *gets a text*

Deceit: how's the meeting?

Logan: I want to stab everyone.

Deceit: don't get blood on your suit. We don't have dinner reservations at seven.

Logan: love you for enabling me.

Deceit: love you too

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Virgil: you know your day is off to a great start when you wake up and your first thought is "no"

Logan: *practicing his memeing* cheers, I'll drink to that bro

Virgil: .....what have you done with Logan, Deceit?!

Logan: Virgil, it is me. I was just doing a me me. Roman introduced me to them.

Virgil: you just shattered all my hopes and dreams.

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Deceit: *taking a nap on the couch*

Patton: *enters the house* Deceit!!

Deceit: ....... *grumpily* whaaaat

Patton: I CAUGHT A BIRD! *muffled chirping sounds*

Deceit: *sleepily* that's nice.

Deceit:

Deceit: WAIT WHAT? PUT IT BACK!

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Remus: *draping himself over Logan's back as he's sitting in a chair and working* Logyyyy, come to beeeed.

Logan: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Remus: but, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Logan: *blushing* o-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into stopping my work and sleeping with you?

Remus: is it working?

Logan: *sighs* fine. *puts his things away and curls up next to Remus in his bed*

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Deceit: we've known each other for a while now and I haven't been thinking that maybe it's time to take a step forward in our relationship.

Virgil: what?

Deceit: *gets down on one knee*

Virgil:

Deceit: *pulls out a sticky note* here. My WiFi password.

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Virgil: *hugs Roman from behind*

Virgil: *tucks a piece of hair behind Roman's ear*

Virgil: *whispers* eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're fucking done.

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*Patton and Roman standing at the edge of a cliff that leads to the "dark side" of the Mind*

Patton: I hope Deceit doesn't attack us.

Roman: he can't. We're too high up. To get up here he needs a jet pack, which he doesn't have.

Deceit: *rises up using a jet pack*

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Logan: you're ignoring all of your problems.

Virgil: I know.

Logan: you also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Virgil: I'm ignoring that fact as well

Logan: ....

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Roman: *goes to the bathroom*

Virgil: *roams around Walmart*

20 minutes later

PA system: Virgil Sanders your child is at register 10

Virgil: *goes to register 10*

Roman: *pouting* you left me.

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Logan: Hey.... so.... uhhh ..... *looks at notecards* did you uh did...you fall out of Heaven because um *drops cards* shit fuck oh god fuck. I'm so sorry you're - you're so pretty. I'm sorry.

Deceit: if you're doing what I don't think you're doing, I will fuck you on the spot

Logan: *blushing furiously* *picks up cards* *desperately flips through them* I um.... don't have a card for... for this.

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Logan: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest

Remus: *fingers crossed* is it your shirt, I hope it's your shirt please

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Patton: *puts his hand in boiling water to see if it's boiling*

Logan: *putting an ice pack on Patton's hand* why are you like this?

Patton: aww, come on! You know you love me!

Logan: *jokingly* where'd you get that idea?

Patton:

Logan:

Patton: *sniffles*

Logan: !!!

Logan: wAIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!!!!!

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Logicality: oh my god, they're so cute!

Demus: slam that bitch against the wall and fuck him until he begs for mercy!!

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Logan: get down from there!

Remus: *managed to run up a smooth cliff face and is in a cave* no way!

Logan: I will call the police!

Remus: go ahead, I'll fight them!

Logan: I have deodorant!

Remus: *gets down and grabs deodorant* I totally would've fought them.

Logan: I know you would.

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Deceit disguised as Virgil: *pointing to Virgil* stab him he's Deceit!

Roman: *points his sword at Deceit* the real Virgil would never pass up an opportunity to die!

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Deceit: get out of the tank!

Remus: *pops his head up* no *ducks back down*

Deceit: Remus, get out of the fucking tank right now!

Remus: *popping his head back up* you're not my dad

Deceit: I am your dad, get out of the tank!

Remus: no. I'm literally in a tank right now and you're not.

Deceit: I will call the police!

Remus: I'm - I'm literally in a tank right now and you're not!

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Thomas: *organizes a meeting with Logan, Roman, Patton, Virgil, Remus, and Deceit*

Thomas: so what the fuck is going on around here?!

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Roman: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*

Logan: what did you think a tiger shark was, Roman?

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Roman: we should go to a haunted house this Halloween!

Virgil, Deceit, Remus, and Logan: *in sync* what's wrong with the one we live in?

Patton, Thomas, and Roman: ....what?

Virgil, Deceit, Remus, and Logan: *still in unison* goodnight.

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*over text*

Remus: dude, you were so drunk last night.

Roman: no I wasn't.

Remus: you had your head in the toilet screaming "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"

Roman: oh.

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Remus: *phone out and recording* *towards Roman* oh look! A thot in their natural habitat!

Roman: are you recording yourself again?

Remus: gaaaasp!

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Deceit: so he thinks he can just throw me to the side?!

Deceit: *undoing chains on a door* let's see how he deals with what I keep hidden for him!

Deceit: *chains undone* Remus, time for a play date!

Remus: *busts a hole through his door* *laughing maniacally* I'm fuck shit up!!

Everything: .....

Thomas, Patton, Virgil: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Deceit: ....this was a bad idea.

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*over text*

Remus: I just found a village, took their stuff and burnt down their houses lol

Roman: what's your username? Can I play Minecraft with you?

Remus: I don't play Minecraft.

Roman: .....wait

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Virgil, at 5 years old: tomorrow I'm graduating kindergarten.

Logan, teaching dad: what did you major in?

5 year old Virgil: *holding up a crayon* crayon

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Remus: *to Thomas* do you ever imagine killing your brother?

Thomas: huh?

Remus: *coming up behind Roman, preparing to vibe check him with his mace* becaUSE I DON'T HAVE TO!!

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Virgil: I'm cold

Logan: just like my heart

Virgil: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside

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Roman: hey Logan! Come do this face swap with me! You gotta take off your glasses though.

Logan: *sighs* fine

Roman: *trying different angles for three minutes* why isn't anything happening?!

Logan: because we have the same face!

*later Logan calls a family meeting*

Logan: *standing in front of a slideshow* *goes through six slides with one large, bold word on each slide* *hitting the board each time*

Logan: *smack* WE *smack* HAVE *smack* THE *smack* SAME *smack* FACE

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Deceit: wow, three tattoos...those are pretty permanent you know.

Virgil: wow three kids...those are pretty permanent DECEIT!

Remus: technically, both can be removed with lasers.

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Roman: *eating ice cream*

Roman: my mouth's cold

Patton: *smirks* want me to warm it up for you?

Roman:

Roman: *blushes* y - yes

Patton: *hands Roman a hot cocoa* here!

Roman:

Roman: *dying inside*

Patton: this is what you meant right?

Roman: s - sure, yep, definitely.

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Non-fander: *to Emile* so, what gender are you?

Emile: oh actually I....I lost my gender in a terrible accident, it's very hard for me to talk about.

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Roman: *has the camera on himself* how to spot an emo *flips the camera to the whole room* when I was..

Virgil: ....a young boy

Patton: *he likes this song* MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Remy: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND, HE SAID

Remus: *cutting in* take your brother outside as fast as you can! Don't look back! Now Dean! Go!

Roman: GODDAMNIT!

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Remy: *calling Emile* what color should I wear to prom?

Emile: um, I don't know.

Remy: well we have to match. So, like, what color is your dress?

Emile: hey, yeah, since when are we going to prom?

Remy: .....

Remy: *whispering* shit. I forgot to ask you

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Roman: *walking and trips on a bump on the carpet*

Remus and Virgil: THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN!!

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Emile, child, female: *has Halo 4 to buy*

Random lady: *walks up to child Emile* video games are for boys

Emile: *spots Trix cereal in her cart* *take it* well Trix are for kids *runs off with the game and box of cereal*

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Roman and Remus: *hitting each other with pencils*

Logan: could you try to be a little more mature?

Remus: TAXES! *punches Roman*

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Patton, dad: *in the front seat and driving while Logan's in the passenger*

Virgil, child: *talking to himself in the backseat*

Patton: Virgil, who are you talking to?

Virgil: myself

Patton: well what are you talking about?

Virgil: ....

Virgil: I don't know. I wasn't listening.

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*Virgil, Remus, Deceit, Roman, Patton, and Logan walking on the beach with seagulls flying everywhere*

Remus: *grabs one out of midair*

Patton: Remus, put that back!

Deceit: again Remus? Really?

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*Deceit, Remus, and Virgil arguing at the dinner table*

Deceit: how could you have made that big of a mistake?!

Remus: I'd like to see YOU figure out the difference between blood and marinara sauce!

Virgil: you didn't think to taste test the "sauce"

Remus: hey! It's partially your fault because you put the blood right next to the sauce!

Virgil: My fault?!

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*at a debate*

Logan: *rambling* *see's Virgil has a blank look on his face* Virgil? You there?

Virgil: physically, yes. Mentally is debatable

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Logan: I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.

Thomas: you are the WORST at this comfort thing.

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Virgil: I don't know if you are aware of this, but I am quite petite.

Deceit: really? I had no idea in out twelve years of companionship that you are shorter than I am.

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Roman: I'm about to do something stupid

Logan: you're always doing something stupid. How is this any different?

Roman: *kisses Logan and leaves*

Logan: *sputtering, blushing* o - oh *shocked*

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Time finished: 3:55 P.M., March 19, 2020

So yeah, I thought with all this time off I'd be able to get so much writing done. No. I'm still procrastinating. So I just did this so that y'all had something to read while you wait for me to get my shit together.

Love you all~
Xxx