Warning: there is something suggestive at the end, I am so sorry for writing this. 😭 Now on with the story.

Logan was curled up on the couch reading a book contently, until his boyfriend, Roman, draped his arms over Logan's legs and placed his face atop his own arms. Roman stared at Logan smugly as Logan tried to concentrate on his book, but kept getting distracted by a feeling of uneasyness the way Roman was looking at him. Logan sighed and shut his book, looking at Roman.

"What do you acquire from me?" Logan asked Roman, who smirked back at Logan. Logan couldn't help but let the corners of his mouth curve upward slightly, almost unnoticeable.

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine~" Roman purred. Logan wasn't one for emotions, blushing, or any of that icky stuff, yet he's somehow like that with Roman. His face turned red, he felt his heart beat faster, a warm tingling sensation spread throughout his body. Sometimes he really disliked Roman. Logan will never admit it but Roman is too good of a boyfriend to actually hate. Logan glared at a smug Roman.

"Well, I-that's just-wh-you-you're so annoying." Logan finally managed to get out after a bunch of sputtering and Microsoft error noises. Roman just leaned over Logan's legs and pecked his cheek, then got up and called over his shoulder as he left the room.

"Love ya too, nerd." And he left, leaving Logan to reboot. This went on for the rest of the week, and Logan had to take it to drastic measures.

"You need to know that Roman can dish compliments and flirty remarks, but he can't take them." Virgil told Logan. Logan had gone to Virgil because if he went to Patton then Patton would tell him to do something cute, Logan doesn't want to do cute. Logan wants to beat Roman at his game, and to do that Logan has to be aggressive. Logan and Virgil looked online and found the perfect one that was sure to make him faint. Logan had to prepare it though, so he offered everyone a night of Mary Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns. Logan got the thick blankets and bowls of popcorn that are definitely not healthy out for everyone, then everyone squeezed in on the couch.

Sometime in the beginning of the movie Virgil nudged Logan with his ice cold foot (it's seriously unnatural, Logan's a bit worried) and that was Logan's cue. Many 'what if's went through Logan's mind at that moment, but he pushed those away and focused on his line. Logan went into the kitchen to get water (Roman whined when Logan pulled away from his arms) and came back a little after the song started. Logan crept up behind the couch and leaned over the back of it to whisper the line in Roman's ear, lips brushing against the skin.

"I don't need a spoon full of sugar to swallow you down~" Logan whispered in a flirty tone, that's when Roman froze up. Did Logan just make a dirty remark while referencing a Disney movie?! Roman shivered in delight as well as the feeling of Logan's breath against his skin, Roman could do nothing as he just blankly stared ahead. He was still trying to wrap his head around what Logan said, a blush rising to his cheeks and he just sat there frozen. Logan chuckled at the adorably helpless look Roman got when he had nothing, no good comebacks, jokes, insulting nicknames, nothing but staring ahead and still trying to process what Logan said.

Logan and Virgil shared a smirk with each other as they were even more successful with their plan than they originally thought.

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I know it was short, but I did the best I could bc I'm in a bit of a creative slump. I'm sure I'll get over it soon.

Love you all~
Xxx