I'm sorry I'm not posting anything yet, I've been stuck for a while. So, I decided to do something while everyone waits! I hope you like it!

Warning: Remus and overall swearing
Bold=lies

Virgil: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* and here, you can see the endangered Roman in his natural habitat.

Roman: *falls down the stairs, spilling his Lucky Charms everywhere*

Virgil: natural selection is coming for this specimen.

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Virgil: If humans were still considered featherless bipedals, then would eating chicken be considered cannibalism

Thomas: Virgil please, it's 2 a.m. (I legit had that thought at 2 a.m.)

*in the middle of the day*

Logan: read and read are said differently but spelled the same, yet road and rode are spelled differently but pronounced the same way.

Thomas: *whining* not you too!

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(I'm sorry that there's so many of these)
Roman: all women are queens!

Remus: if she breaths *inhales* she's a THOOOOOOT!

Roman and Remus: *fight* *swords clanging together*
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Patton: all women are queens!

Deceit: if she breaths *inhales* she's a THOOOOOOT!

Patton: *gaaaaaaaaaassspppp* now you listen here young man-*rants about swearing for three hours*
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Thomas: all women are queens!

Virgil: if she breaths *inhales* she's a THOOOOOOT!

Thomas: woah, buddy! Calm down.
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Remy: all women are queens!

Also Remy: if she breaths *inhales* she's a THOOOOOOT!
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Another Thomas one bc I can:
Thomas: all women are queens!

Joan: if she breaths *inhales* she's a THOOOOOOT!

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Virgil: right, go ahead and shove disappointment down my throat.

Remus: we get it, you like Roman down your throat.

Virgil: *chokes on air* *red faced* ...

Logan: ....

Patton: ....

Thomas: ....

Obama: ...

delivery: dijorno

hotel: trivago

Roman: ...*inhales* Remus, you need to learn to knock.

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Logan: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard (you go my nerdy, cool boi), is organized.

Virgil: once ate 15 hot pockets in a row, tripped over his shoelaces, claims he can fight 2000 bees

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Deceit: ouch, I totally meant to cut my finger.

Patton: *runs* wheeeee oooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee oooooo.

Deceit: what?

Patton: *stops and puts a bandage on Deceit's finger* *runs again* wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheee oooo.

Deceit: ....

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Roman/Emile/Logan/Patton: wHY IS thERE BLOOD evERYWHERE?!

Virgil/Remus/Remy/Deceit: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Roman/Emile/Logan/Patton: yoU STAbbeD SOMEONE?!!!??

Virgil/Remus/Remy/Deceit: no, no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Patton: you're so sweet and cute and precious.

Virgil: I AM NOT SWEET!! I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF!!!

Patton: :3c How cute.

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Logan: *applying chapstick*

Roman: what flavor is that?

Logan: oh, it's cinnamon.

Roman: can I try it?

Logan: that's very unsanitary, there's a multitude of health problems, but since we're figments of Thomas's Imagination *hands over chapstick* I don't think it will harm us or Thomas.

Roman: *kisses Logan* holy shit, it does.

Logan: *Microsoft error noise* *has crashed* *has stopped functioning*

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Roman: *to Logan* that's a great shirt, but I bet it would look better on Patton's floor.

Logan: what do you mean? I always wear this shirt. And I cannot go into Patton's room without loosing my logic.

Patton: *pulls Roman to the side* did you just hit on him for me?

Roman: someone had to! I'm sick of you two being in love and doing nothing about it!

*on the other side of the Mind*

Virgil: *to Deceit* are you free on Friday, like, around 8 p.m.?

Deceit: no?

Virgil: *to Remus* what about you?

Remus: as free as I can be in my birthday suit. Hahaha!

Virgil: great because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Deceit: did he just-

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Patton: *sees Logan up and working in the Mind's kitchen at three in the morning* *calmly picks him up bridal style and starts carrying Logan to his room*

Logan: wait wait wait wait. I left my books and papers, my computer is still on, that's a fire hazard.

Patton: your work is fine, I'll take care of the computer. Just go to bed and get some rest.

Logan: but-

Patton: no, if I let you go you're just going to go right back to work, and you, of all people, know the side effects of a lack of sleep.

Logan: that's not true! *Patton looks at him with a raised brow* maybe a little.

Patton: *tucks Logan into bed and kisses his forehead* get some sleep kiddo.

Logan: *quickly falling asleep* goodnight Patton. Love you.

Patton: *freezes up* *smiles and exits Logan's room, shutting the door* *goes down to the kitchen and makes sure Logan's work is saved before shutting off his computer, organizing his papers, and then brings all the stuff to Logan's room and places it on his desk.* love you too, Lo lo. *kisses his forehead again and goes to his own room to sleep*

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Logan: babe, it's dark out here, we should go inside.

Roman: don't worry, I got this! *stomps feet* *sketchers light up*

Logan: why are you like this?

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*Roman and Virgil are having a sleepover at Virgil's house*

Roman: you have literal monsters under your bed? Fear not My Chemically Imbalanced Romance, I will vanquish them for you!

Virgil: that's not necessary. We made a deal: they don't bother me at night and I won't blast Allstar at 3 a.m.

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Roman: Hey, you wanna see something beautiful?

Virgil: *sarcastically* sure.

Roman: *holds up a mirror facing Virgil*

Virgil: *blushes* *whispering* I wish you would stop sometimes.

Roman, casually: only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable.

Virgil: *blushes more and hides in his sweatshirt*

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Logan: you're okay, right? You're not hurt?!

Roman: no, no, no, I'm fine! Totally fine, no, no, I'm fine.

Logan: really? Because you're repeating your words, you're pale, and you look like you're about to topple over.

Roman: yeah, you might wanna catch me

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Patton: *sees Roman and Virgil walk into the room holding hands* so, who finally confessed?

Virgil: *with a proud smile* it was me, surprisingly. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Roman: you yelled "listen hear you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them"...from the roof.

Virgil: it worked though.

Patton: awww, apart from swearing and being on the extremely tall roof, that was a good way to tell Roman you liked him. Good for you Virgil.

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Logan, at Deceit's funeral: can I have a moment alone with him?

Patton: of course *leaves*

Logan, leaning over Deceit's coffin: now listen here you shady lying bitch, I know you're not dead!

Deceit: *sits up* yeah, no shit Sherlock.

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Virgil: most of the things we as the human race say end up wrong you know.

Logan: okay...elaborate.

Virgil: well, just for example, things are not on fire, fire is on things

Logan: ....oh Newton's laws...*sits next to Virgil to contemplate life*

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Roman: did it hurt?

Logan: *rolls eyes* let me guess, when I fell from Heaven?

Roman: no

Logan: what?

Roman: *grins* when you fell for me

Logan: *can no longer function*

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*in bed*

Roman: hey, Virgil? You awake?

Virgil: *sarcastically* no, why?

Roman: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guinea pig?

Virgil: if you and I had a baby, would it get my angst and your late night thoughts, or would it get your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Roman: *blushing* I...I don't know how to feel about this...

Virgil: *kisses Roman on the cheek* go to sleep, baby

Roman: *blushing harder* okay.

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*real reason Virgil left the Others*
Virgil: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of gummy worms.

Deceit: I didn't eat a whole bag of those. Totally joking.

Virgil: you piece of fucking shit, that was the love of life

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Patton: Virge? Kiddo, it's 4 a.m., why're baking a cake? And what's with the party decorations and sweets?

Virgil: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. Want a cookie?

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Deceit: *appears Thomas's living room, noticeably disheveled* I'm not sorry about being late. I wasn't doing stuff.

Remus: *appears behind Roman, also disheveled, but grinning* I'm stuff

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Virgil: *talking with Patton* you know, Roman is kind of like the sun to me.

Patton: aww, is it because he's the light of your life?

Virgil: no, it's because the longer I stare the more I regret it.

Patton: o-oh. But you love him, right?

Virgil: duh, all I'm asking is-

Roman: *bursts into the room wearing a rainbow cape* babe, look! I'm a gay superhero!

Virgil: oh my god.

Roman: *gasps* *eyes wide* *makes eye contact with Virgil* I'm Supergay. *runs back out of the room and can be heard yelling: LOGAN, I'M SUPERGAY!!*

Virgil: *to Patton as he's staring at the place Roman disappeared* I take it back. I love him.

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Virgil: *T-posing in the living room in the middle of the night* *whispering* sleep is for the weak
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Virgil: *T-posing on top of the table during lunch* *normal voice* food is for the feeble

Patton: kiddo, can you get off the table?
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Virgil: *T-posing in the living room again before dinner with rope in hand* *yelling* LIFE IS FOR THE PUNY!!

Everyone in the Mind: ViRGil nO!

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Virgil: hey, what's up?

Deceit: I haven't been having heart pains lately.

Virgil: seriously? When did this all start?

Deceit: it didn't start arou-

Virgil: no, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. Didn't think you had one.

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Remus: I hate you!

Roman: I hate me more!

Remus: ......

Remus: bro, we've talked about this.

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Patton: *talking to Virgil in the kitchen* if I run and leap at Logan, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

Patton: COMING IN!! *runs at Logan in the living room*

Logan: NO!! PATTON WAIT! I'M HOLDING TEA!!

Logan: *drops tea on the floor and catches Patton*

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Patton: *gets 8 hours of sleep minimum each night* I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I'm so happy to be alive!

Virgil: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds...please kill me.

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Emile: I'm cold.

Remy: *takes off his jacket* here have my jacket.

Emile: *blushes* thanks.
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Roman: *to Virgil* I'm cold too.

Virgil: *deadpanned voice* would you like me to set you on fire
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Deceit: I'm not cold.

Remus: well damn, Double Dee! I can't control the weather! (I got that name idea from an author, I can't remember which but I just wanted everyone to know so it won't seem like I'm copying it)
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Patton: I'm cold as well.

Logan: what?! *taking off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers, but, of course, you didn't listen, and now *piling scarves onPatton* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else's hat* how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner!

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Patton: *walks into the middle of the Mind's living room* *takes in a deep breath* DECEPTION SANDERS *entire room shakes* *other sides take cover* GET YOUR SLIMY SNAKE TAIL DOWN HERE!!!!

Deceit: *bursts out of his room* *rolls down the stairs* *stands in front of Patton* you called?

Patton: did you, or did you not eat the rest of the eggs in the fridge?

Deceit: no.

Patton: *hands on his hips* *raised brow*

Deceit: *nervously sweating* why would I do that?

Patton: because I don't allow Roman and Virgil in the kitchen due to the pasta incident, Logan hasn't been in the kitchen all morning, and Remus is off doing something. I haven't been in the kitchen yet, so the only one who could've been in there was you. *narrows eyes*

Deceit: fine! I ate the eggs!

Patton: you cooked and ate all five of them and then washed the dishes you used?

Deceit: no...

Patton: *is caught off guard*

Deceit: ...I may have...uhhhmmm... swallowed them whole. *wincing*

Patton: .... *taking a deep breath* SWALLOWED THEM WHOLE?!!?
*with Thomas*
Thomas: *holding his head* ouch!

Talyn: what?

Thomas: I don't know. I thought I heard something, and then my head hurt. *shrugs* it's probably nothing.

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Roman: *falls over nothing and accidentally breaks stuff*

Patton: *sighs dreamily* Roman, you are the most perfect person ever.

Roman: *still on the floor* aww, thank you.

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Virgil: *to Deceit* FIGHT ME!!

Roman: stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Virgil: my height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!!

Roman: you can't even reach my neck.

Virgil: do you really want to test me now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!

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Roman: you know what part of you I like the best?

Patton: my personality? My eyes? My fluffy hair?

Roman: nope, nope, and nope! It's your smile~

Patton: but how? Yours is more beautiful.

Roman: do you know where my smile comes from?

Patton: where?

Roman: from seeing yours. So your smile is the prettiest.

Patton: *blushing* awww!

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Patton, Logan, Roman, Deceit, and Emile: *wake up to screaming* *go outside to see Virgil, Remus, and Remy running around screaming*

Virgil, Remus, and Remy: *running around and screaming* I CAN SMELL OCTOBER!!!

Patton, Logan, Roman, Deceit, and Emile: *throw a large blanket over all of them and go back to sleep*

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Roman: are you....blushing?

Logan: what? No.

Roman: did I get the ever-stoic, emotionless, nerdy Logan to blush?

Logan: no...it's...it's the cold.

Roman: huh. It's the cold? And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too,"?

Logan: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* n-no.

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I hoped you liked these cute/funny things while you're waiting for me to actually do some work. I actually thought of some of these, the rest I got off of Pinterest.

Love you all~
Xxx