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Warning: Remus

Deceit was kind of sulky that Roman wasn't actually as bad as he thought, he really didn't want to loose Patton, or worse, have Patton's heart broken. Patton is still the good friend he was before Roman and him got together and always hung out with Deceit during classes, Deceit was tempted to cry with joy when Patton showed up to his house to make Sunday cookies.

"I gotta go for a minute. Be back soon!" Patton called over his shoulder and rushed off, probably to the bathroom. This was during lunch, and Patton had just announced that he and Roman are a couple and then left Roman alone with Deceit. Deceit narrowed his eyes at the flamboyant actor and a smirk appeared on his lips as he saw the usually chill guy squirm under his inspecting gaze, time to make some threats, as you do.

"Patton's a sweet guy, huh?" Deceit acted casual, but something about his tone warned Roman to say all the right answers.

"He is, I'm really lucky to have someone as caring and happy as him." Roman was looking at the spot where Patton went out of their sight, silently hoping Patton would be back soon. Deceit knows Patton will be back soon, he should skip the formalities and just threaten him like any normal person would.

"He's like family to me, so you better watch where you step in this relationship. If you ever do anything to upset Patton, I'll know. I have connections to people who could make you disappear off the face of the earth, but before they do that I will come for you. And when I do, I will personally pull all your nails off your fingers, then pull your teeth from your mouth, and I will boil them and make you drink it." Deceit maybe was going too far, because Roman looked disturbed and terrified, shrinking under Deceit's gaze. Deceit noticed that Patton was coming back, he better wrap this up.

"Don't mess this up. Got me?" He warned, Roman frantically nodded with wide eyes, "Good." Deceit smirked and leaned back, relaxing as if he didn't just scar his best friend's boyfriend for life.

"Hah! Sorry for taking so long, I just heard some exciting news about a new kid coming in next week." Patton grinned as he sat down, sensing the tension, his grin dropped and he looked between Deceit and Roman.

"Is everything alright?" When Patton wasn't looking, Deceit shot Roman a glare, telling him that the conversation they had should stay private. Roman composed himself and shot Patton a smile, nodding rapidly.

"Couldn't be better! I was just telling Deceit about my dog." Roman knows how to distract Patton, because he turned to Deceit with a smile and rambled on and on about Roman's sweet German Shepherd. Deceit subtly sent Roman a nod of approval, knowing that that threat will stay in Roman's head for a while. As lunch ended, Roman was terrified because he has his next class with Deceit.

"You remind me of my brother, in a way." Roman told Deceit as they were doing their work with partners, trying to break the awkward tension between them, "he's our age, you'd see him around the school." Roman said, Deceit knew who Roman was talking about: Remus Prince. He was supposedly deemed insane and disturbing, and there was a rumor that he actually went to an asylum as a kid. Of course, everyone knows he has no filter and thinks of the most disturbing and disgusting things, yet some people hang around him. Perhaps it was the threat, Deceit really did go overboard with that. Should he apologize though? He wants Patton to be safe, but he also wants to...well, Deceit wants to "make peace" with Roman. He knows he'll get tired of being angered by Mr. Perfect, so might as well do it now than later.

"Sorry about the threats earlier. I just can get really-um, over protective of Patton-I guess-he was the only one to befriend me and I don't know what I'd do if something-uhhh-if something bad happened to him, feelings wise, and he'd go back to faking his happiness." Deceit was looking at the ground as he said that, not even sure what he was feeling. Guilt? Maybe a little. Shame? Not really. Insecure? Definitely not.

"It's fine. I get it, I've been with Patton for three months now and I'm telling myself that if anything bad happens to him, I would kill everyone in the room, and then myself." Office reference, nice. Maybe Deceit could find common ground with Roman.

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It was after school, Deceit and Roman just got out of detention for defending Patton. Teachers always show up at the wrong time! What happened was; Deceit was walking by an empty classroom with Roman on their way to lunch with Patton when they heard jeers and laughing, to his heart-stopping horror, two boys were dumping their food on Patton and he was just sitting there taking it. Deceit and Roman bust in there and were in the middle of beating both boys up when a teacher happened to be walking by, and that's how both ended up there.

Roman was being dramatic and saying how "the dungeon is no place for a prince" while Deceit glowered and was thinking of multiple, totally not overreacting ways to make them pay, even though they were suspended for a few days. Neither of them did their homework.

"Oooo~ did my honorable brother get detention? At least they don't stab you with pencils. Can you imagine that? Oh how much lead poisoning there'd be!" An oozing voice cackled, it wouldn't take a genius to know that this was Remus.

"Shut up, garbage gremlin." Roman insulted, rolling his eyes at his annoying twin brother. Deceit was amused with the whole interaction, and then Remus spotted him.

"Do my eyes deceive me, or did they actually let you have snacks in detention?" Remus eyed Deceit up and down, like a lion eyeing it's next kill. Deceit took this as a challenge, he forced down the blush and stood taller. Deceit was prepared for what Remus was going to do, at all. Hands wrapped around his torso and chest pressed against his, Remus leaned in close to Deceit's ear.

"I'll be sure to have Roman share next time." Deceit shivered at Remus's words, but he wasn't backing down.

"I'll be sure Roman won't be there next time." Deceit whispers back in his smooth voice, and, for good measure, Deceit ran his tongue across Remus's jaw as Remus backed away a little while still clinging onto Deceit. A suave smirk made its way onto Deceit's lips as he heard Remus gasp as he was pulling away.

"Ew! Guys, not here, please!" Roman dramatically shielded his eyes from the sight of his disgusting brother and new friend.

"Don't be so dramatic brother!" Remus rolls his eyes.

"It's my job to be dramatic!" Roman fires back.

"If I remember correctly, and it's very hard for me to forget, Patton was the one pinning you to the wall." That shut Roman up and made Deceit look at Roman in shock, unsure whether he should laugh or threaten Roman again, or even talk to Patton about this. Remus turned back to Deceit.

"I like you. You're fun!" Remus cackled.

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Deceit walked home after he and Roman and Remus went to their respective street, after Deceit warned Roman that Patton was fragile and to not make him do anything he doesn't want to do. As well as Remus and Deceit sexually teasing each other in front of Roman to make him grossed out. What did you expect? He's Remus.

Deceit took off his shirt in the bathroom, prepared to take a shower, when he noticed his soulmate mark making smooth transitions from yellow to green back to yellow. Deceit thought back to when Remus hugged him, if you could call it that, and it wouldn't take a genius to figure out that Remus was Deceit's soulmate.

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Deceit bounced his leg in impatience, watching as the clock was slowly ticking to 4. Roman and Deceit were quiet the entire detention. What? You didn't expect them to serve one detention for what the teachers caught them doing, did you? The bell finally rang and Deceit shot up and out of the classroom, Roman just sluggishly packed his stuff.

Of course, just as Deceit hadn't hoped, Remus was there. He was leaning against the lockers with a bored look on his face, but when he saw Deceit he pushed himself off the lockers and stared at him for a few seconds.

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Upon seeing Deceit, Remus had forgotten every single smug, sexual, and even romantic thing he wanted to say to Deceit. All he could do was stare at the tall attractive man, his heart racing and mouth dry. He didn't expect Deceit to slam him against the lockers, his back made contact with a loud bang that echoed across the mostly empty school and definitely caught his brother's attention.

Roman had run out of the classroom to see Deceit pinning Remus to the lockers, he was about to yell something before looking away.

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Deceit power-walked up to Remus and pinned him against the lockers, maybe a bit harder than Deceit liked. His breath mingled with Remus's and he caught him staring at his lips, Deceit glanced down at Remus's before attacking them.

The kiss was filled with all the passion they could muster. Remus's hands went from his sides to Deceit's hair while Deceit's hands traveled up and down Remus's sides and back, Remus nibbled at Deceit's lower lip, asking for entrance, Deceit denied. Remus tugged on Deceit's hair, trying to get Deceit's mouth to open so Remus could slip his tongue in. Deceit pulled away a little, both of them panting.

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Remus whined when Deceit pulled away, wanting more out of the kiss.

"You seem to forget who the one pinned against the lockers is." Deceit's voice was a low, husky growl. Remus's knees almost buckled, he forgot he was supposed to be the dominant one. Remus wasn't used to this at all, and he didn't like being one-upped. Remus flipped them so Deceit was against the lockers, making another loud bang echo through the seemingly empty school hall.

"Now I remember. It's you." Remus flirted, but before he could resume their heated make-out session Deceit flipped them again so now Remus was pinned back against the lockers.

"No, you." And with that final word, Deceit's lips were on his. Remus continued to tug on Deceit's hair as Deceit's hands roamed his back and sides, a gasp escaped Remus as he felt Deceit worm his leg in between Remus's.

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At the gasp, Deceit easily slid his tongue into Remus's mouth. They battled each other, but when Deceit moved his thigh up a little Remus moaned and Deceit easily won the battle. He explored every inch of Remus's mouth, tasting the chocolate bar he probably had before Deceit and Roman got out of detention.

(End of session)

"Oh come on!" Deceit and Remus jumped apart at the detention teacher's cry.

"Does everyone in this school have to be gay? Do that in your bedrooms, not in the school halls!" The teacher slammed the door shut.

"Is-is it over?" They heard Roman meekly ask.

"Oh, it's definitely not over by now." Deceit sarcastically drawls, pulling away from Remus. Both of their lips were swollen, Deceit's hair was pointing every which way, and Remus's outfit was severely wrinkled, in other words: they were gay messes.

Deceit and Remus walked hand in hand as Roman walked ahead of them, desperately needing to drown himself in holy water. (I might need to do that myself after writing this. Lol!)

"Would you like to continue at my house?" Deceit purrs in Remus's ear. Remus turned to him with a smile.

"What? No date first?" Remus asked, Deceit could tell if he was teasing or not.

"Well then how about some coffee first? Or a walk in the park? Or a movie?" Deceit listed, but then Remus started to laugh. If Deceit was being honest, he was scared. He's never been in a romantic relationship before and no one's really told him about their's, he wasn't sure what Remus was laughing at. Was he making a fool out of himself in front of his soulmate? Before Deceit could ponder any more, Remus spoke.

"I was just joking. You're my type of guy, no dates and just skipping right to the-" before Remus could finish his sentence, although Deceit and everyone reading this (that's right, I called you out) already knew what he was going to say, Roman spoke up.

"You guys can do that on the weekend, mom wants us home for dinner." Roman told his, in Deceit's opinion, turn-on brother.

"I'll see you after detention tomorrow, my snake." Remus purred in Deceit's ear, they shared a small kiss, not like the one they had just minutes ago, and parted ways.

'Snake,' Deceit mused to himself, looking back at Remus's figure skipping down the street.

"I like it." Deceit smirked, and continued walking home.

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I hope you liked this, I got seriously stuck for a while but then I was struck with a...creative spark!! This was my first Deceit x Remus oneshot, so I hope I did well.

And, exciting news; I'm going to see BMC on Broadway tomorrow!!
*cue excessive squealing and screaming*
Also, Monday, my Patton shirt is coming in. So expect pictures about both either Monday or Tuesday depending on how late the shirt comes in. That's really all I had to say.

Love you all~
Xxx