Warnings: drunken blowjobs

Thomas getting drunk is pretty rare. Though when he does the sides get affected in different ways. Logan doesn't like to admit but he's the type to start stripping when drunk. He just gets naked and starts dancing on furniture. He despises alcohol because of how it makes the drinker act irrationally. Roman is a very upset drunk. He'll deny anything he said while drunk the next day but he's really self deprecating. He cries and mumbles about his self worth which becomes really concerning for the usually anxious trait. When drunk Virgil seems to be the least affected. He only appears the have a little more energy. He doesn't slouch and he says a few more things then he usually would. Non of the sides know what Patton is like drunk. He always locks himself in his room when drunk. The others assume he gets really emotional and doesn't want them seeing him crying. He doesn't like to talk about what he does while Thomas is drunk.

Right now Thomas is on his 3rd glass of whatever alcoholic beverage he's drinking. He can't even remember what it is. He's swaying and blacking out slightly. He doesn't bother to think that drinking could affect his sides. They never say anything other than he's making bad choices so he doesn't think much about it.

"Guy we have to stop Thomas from drinking anymore." Virgil complains. His leg is bouncing on the stair while he sits and he has hold onto it to stop.

"N-no.." Logan slurs from his spot on the couch. His tie is tied around his forehead and his shirt is unbuttoned. "Liv... Live a lit Vir."

"What about Pat though? He's probably crying right now." Virgil insist. His worry for the emotional trait showing.

"He's not the only one JD." Roman says from the corner. He's curled on the floor tears running down his cheeks. Logan hiccups before tearing his shirt fully off.

"Then go cry tog- *hiccup* together." Logan says motioning for Roman to go up the stairs.

"Yeah... That's a great idea Logan.  Send the two crying sides together. That will definitely work." Virgil said sarcastically. He tried to stop Roman but he was already leaving to go to Patton.

"Patton can I come in?" Roman sniffles from the door to Patton's room.

"Sure babe." Patton's reply was muffled by the door but was understandable. Roman tilted his head at the title.

"Patton what?" Roman said opening the door. He wiped the tears from his eyes as he did. He flushed in embarrassment when he saw Patton with his hands down his pants. "Pa-Patton."

"Hey Ro!" Patton winked to the fanciful trait. He slowly took his hand out and stood up to approach Roman. "We're you crying?"

"Ye-yeah.." Roman sniffled.

Patton smirked and lightly stroked Roman's arm. "I know how to lighten you up."

"Pat.. You're drunk.." Roman tried to rationalize.

"So are you Ro." Patton moved forward and kissed Roman gently on the lip. His hand went down and cupped Roman's crotch. "You comfortable with this?" Patton asked, his voice was low and seductive. Roman could only moan into Patton's lips. Patton chuckled lightly. "Good." He goes to undo Roman's pants but Roman grabs his wrist.

"Wait.." Roman cried slightly, "you couldn't want me.. You'll wake up tomorrow and regret this." Roman began to sob again but Patton wiped the tears away.

"Will you regret this in the morning?" He asked.

"Of course not Patton. You have no idea how long I've wanted this." Roman whispered. Patton kissed him again, this time more desperate and demanding.

"Then don't worry about it." He went back to Roman's pants quickly pulling them down to his knees. His hand moves to wrap around Roman's hardening cock.

"Pa-Patton!" Roman moans loudly.

"Can I suck you off Roman?" Patton asks seductively. Roman nodded frantically with a please leaving his lips. Patton falls to his knees and takes Roman into his mouth. He grabs his own cock and jerks it off while he bobs his lips around Roman. Roman's hand pulled at Patton's hair as a warning before he released deep into Patton's throat. Patton swallowed the salty liquid before pulling off with a pop. He quickly finished himself off, cuming into his hand. He cleaned them both up before dragging an exhausted Roman to his bed. Roman woke up with a hangover in Patton's bed the next morning. He remember what had happened and chuckled. He almost couldn't believe that Patton was a horny drunk. He promised to himself to get Patton drunk more often.